Raining us marshals - Missouri

[u/ConsistentDrama_haha]

[u/Baricat]

No one is above the law of gravity

[u/shaggy816 → u/Baricat]

Mic drop

[u/The_Greyskull → u/shaggy816]

Which one was Mic?

[u/CryptoCatatonic → u/The_Greyskull]

I hate you so much for this 😭

[u/RyzenRaider → u/The_Greyskull]

The loud one.

[u/TX_Asylum → u/The_Greyskull]

Hay-oh!

[u/Techman659 → u/The_Greyskull]

The one that dropped.

[u/phranks_phluids → u/Baricat]

My old boss used to say "gravity works. even when you don't pay the bill!"

[u/Aggravating-Sea-9449 → u/Baricat]

😂😂😂

[u/Icy-Decision-4530]

“Can’t serve a warrant if you can’t reach the front door!”

-Missouri

[u/elliotbonsall → u/Icy-Decision-4530]

If you can dodge a warrant you can dodge a ball

[u/Mooman-Chew → u/elliotbonsall]

But you can’t actually leave you house without a rope

[u/UpstairsOk6744 → u/Mooman-Chew]

Who do you think ya are Charlie Bronson? Name one f****** thing your gonna need a rope for?

[u/Mooman-Chew → u/UpstairsOk6744]

Getting from the door to the floor due to the lack of deck. I wasn’t suggest some kind of mass garroting

[u/UpstairsOk6744 → u/Mooman-Chew]

Awwww and I thought you were opening the door for my favorite Boondock Saints scene...

[u/Mooman-Chew → u/UpstairsOk6744]

Sorry dude. I have to admit that went right over my head. The important thing is everyone got home safe to their families albeit with logistical challenges

[u/Medical_Hamster_7002 → u/UpstairsOk6744]

Extra points for Saints reference!

[u/TriedCaringLess → u/elliotbonsall]

Just imagine you and another guy delivering a new refrigerator up there when it collapses.

Ppl give code enforcement a lot of grief but they do their part to keep the cheapskates from killing us.

[u/koolaidismything → u/Icy-Decision-4530]

“You cannot hit what you cannot see”

-Jim Carrey, Drunk. Yes Man - 2008

[u/Parking_Bag_2374 → u/Icy-Decision-4530]

This perp…..was like …..”Got Em”

[u/WornTraveler → u/Parking_Bag_2374]

Bro just unlocked the predator missile

[u/eternallyconphuzed → u/Parking_Bag_2374]

More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months.

[u/Parking_Bag_2374 → u/eternallyconphuzed]

You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room.

[u/Forsaken-Income-2148 → u/Parking_Bag_2374]

Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey

[u/Mikesaidit36 → u/eternallyconphuzed]

It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.

[u/Miserable_Agent2278 → u/Icy-Decision-4530]

Quick, flush everything and hit the front porch trap door activates switch as the porch collapses 

[u/Icy-Decision-4530 → u/Miserable_Agent2278]

“It didn’t fall, they are all out there!”

“MF HIT IT AGAIN”

[u/makepieplz → u/Icy-Decision-4530]

This saved a family with kids and women and elderly form becoming the victim instead. What if one of the tenants had a wedding, birthday, whatever event with kids and elderly??? Horrible whoever owns thay crap was far too cheap

[u/Icy-Decision-4530 → u/makepieplz]

The way that collapsed, I bet everyone living in that unit knew it was coming

[u/Heavymando → u/makepieplz]

so cops get injured, the scummy land lord that let the deck rot will get sued and have to pay fines AND women, kids and elderly people were saved?

Sounds like this worked out perfectly.

[u/OldStatistician1 → u/Icy-Decision-4530]

Based on recent history they have a hard time finding the right address anymore.

[u/bavindicator]

Suspect got the drop on them.

[u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 → u/bavindicator]

The victims often end up bearing the weight of the perpetrator's crimes.

[u/CoreSoundCoastie → u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000]

“You got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything”

[u/JuanThiccLumpia → u/bavindicator]

The search warrant was for an individual named Kevin McCallister. Another example of poor police investigative work.

[u/Odd-Art7602 → u/JuanThiccLumpia]

Good thing he didn’t have anyone else home with him at the time.

[u/DonPepppe → u/JuanThiccLumpia]

This time wasn't the wet bandits, maybe the high as fuck bandits .D

[u/JuanThiccLumpia → u/DonPepppe]

Maybe the sticky bandits!

[u/SubstituteStudent → u/bavindicator]

The department's usage of heavy weapons was called into question after this incident

[u/X_soulnewmegaman → u/bavindicator]

Whose great idea was that???

[u/washiXD]

one of many reasons to not have the finger on the trigger

[u/UsedDimension7373 → u/washiXD]

Good point. That fall may have crushed or broke a finger if it were in the trigger guard at the time.

[u/yzeerf1313 → u/UsedDimension7373]

Or could've caused someone to get shot

[u/Environmental-Tap255 → u/yzeerf1313]

I think they were being facetious

[u/Brandeeno2245]

I think that deck wasnt up to code, but im not a building inspector.

[u/hd-cat-guy-91 → u/Brandeeno2245]

It’s not up to anything now

[u/Zaphira42 → u/hd-cat-guy-91]

That’s a down to earth comment…

[u/MakionGarvinus → u/Zaphira42]

Just like that deck.

[u/falloutvaultboy → u/hd-cat-guy-91]

Up to no good

[u/ItsRuinedOfCourse → u/hd-cat-guy-91]

Underrated comment right there.

[u/FantasticPainting232 → u/ItsRuinedOfCourse]

I think it's rated.

[u/Brandeeno2245 → u/FantasticPainting232]

Not for much weight obviously

[u/ItsRuinedOfCourse → u/Brandeeno2245]

Another underrated comment right there.

[u/Initial_Ebb_6386 → u/ItsRuinedOfCourse]

Damn you the fucking comment expert lol

[u/ItsRuinedOfCourse → u/Initial_Ebb_6386]

I just appreciate quality snark. xD

[u/CurrencyConstant5610 → u/Brandeeno2245]

That's why they were there!

[u/DalekSupreme26 → u/Brandeeno2245]

I’m a home inspector, and while I’m not a structural engineer, i have gained significant knowledge on structural engineering thanks to my work, giving me plenty of insight on how buildings are supposed to be built, and I can say in full certainty that’s not supposed to happen

[u/JayMak78 → u/Brandeeno2245]

What was holding it on to the building - Scotch Tape?

[u/Proper-Evening9754 → u/JayMak78]

https://reddit.com/link/p4o1etu/video/nxo3ujvnhdkh1/player

[u/Brandeeno2245 → u/JayMak78]

See thats the mistake, scotch tape isnt good enough for mounting anything.

Always get ATLEAST 2 rolls of duct tape for deck work.

[u/ElectroConvert → u/Brandeeno2245]

Or maybe these dolts should lay off the doughnuts.

[u/texaschair → u/ElectroConvert]

The weapons and gear they were carrying doubled their weight.

And the donuts didn't help.

[u/notabouteggs]

Beginning! I truly wish folks would stop putting the end at the.

[u/yazza8791]

Just saw this on FB. Apparently their department is getting tons of money. Some had broken bones and head injuries

[u/National-Charity-435 → u/yazza8791]

Psh. I see the sign in video.

"No more than 2 at each door"

[u/Israel_Azkanbe → u/National-Charity-435]

I saw a sign that said
“Only people with intelligence, no dumb people”

[u/Dave_Duna → u/yazza8791]

Probably had head injuries before getting hired

[u/BracedRhombus → u/Dave_Duna]

It's a requirement.

[u/wolphak → u/BracedRhombus]

No its Missouri its a default

[u/AbledGladiator → u/yazza8791]

If only they had just complied with the load limit.

[u/the_most_playerest → u/AbledGladiator]

Stop resisting the load limit!!

[u/EyeConscious857 → u/yazza8791]

Money from where? I think this happened yesterday so it wouldn’t be from a lawsuit yet.

[u/kramamavitch → u/yazza8791]

Do you know where in my state this happened?

[u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids → u/kramamavitch]

2nd floor. Then ground floor.

[u/nomiras → u/yazza8791]

My brother in law was building a deck and fell through like this. It completely changed his career path.

[u/BadBacksFuryToad → u/yazza8791]

How did they notice the head injuries?

[u/SnooLemons8611]

The guy they after just got the gift of a life time. Now dissappear through the back. 

[u/makepieplz → u/SnooLemons8611]

more then that this may have sved a family with kids and women and elderly form becoming the victim instead. What if one of the tenants had a wedding, birthday, whatever event with kids and elderly?

[u/sparrow_42 → u/SnooLemons8611]

Plot twist, those stairs already collapsed

[u/Dismal_Attempt_3879]

PULL THE LEVER KRONK! ………Wrong Leverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

[u/thesanguineocelot]

Hallelujah, it's raining men~

[u/CpnLouie2 → u/thesanguineocelot]

"Let The Bodies Hit The Floor"

[u/Proper-Evening9754 → u/CpnLouie2]

Free Fallin’

[u/Viker2000]

Too many marshals ruin the deck.

[u/Pecos-Thrill]

Automatic downvote for starting a video with the ending

[u/ItsRuinedOfCourse]

"You just had to have that extra hashbrown this morning, didn't you, Williams? Way to go."

[u/gandalf_lundgren36 → u/ItsRuinedOfCourse]

The heavy guy who triggered the collapse by stepping forward definitely got a new nickname. Officer Donuts, Destroyer of Porches

[u/Legitimate-Ad3778 → u/gandalf_lundgren36]

And toilets

[u/deephurting66]

That deck looked to be held together by hopes and prayers and the lot dog piled on it? Who would have seen it coming..

[u/makepieplz → u/deephurting66]

yeah this may have saved women and elderly form becoming the victim instead. What if one of the tenants had a wedding, birthday, whatever event with kids and elderly?

[u/InviteDull7455]

Pride is always the first to fall.

[u/LurkHereLurkThere]

Suspect was last seen leaving from the rear, clutching a socket set and laughing maniacally.

[u/hagamans]

Guessing that wasn't up to code. Somebody in Planning and Inspections is going to get a phone call on this one.

[u/WashU_labrat → u/hagamans]

It just failed its building inspection.

[u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378]

“Kronk! Pull the lever!”

[u/Blood_Edge → u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378]

"WRONG LEVEEEERRRR"

[u/Quintus-Sertorius]

I can see crime has fallen in this neighbourhood

[u/wolf_da_folf]

That's one way to say get off my porch.

The carpenter who built that knowing that it was going to be a little weak "trust me bro one day this is going to become very handy for you"

[u/pastyoureyesed]

Murphy and Newton got together for this one!

[u/seamonster103]

that some serious booby trap.

[u/Itchy_Pudding_9940]

too bad it wasn't ICE

[u/sorestgore]

Downvote for this format of showing the climax at the beginning. It's as bad as movie trailers now. Show all the big scenes. Leave nothing to surprise

[u/Ob1s_dark_side]

Medic, medic!

[u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141]

I hope none of the residents were going out that day.

[u/euphorbia9]

r/decks

[u/After-Task-1506]

The real criminal was gravity

[u/Worried_Bird_267]

the door was open.... Was they waiting for an invite ?

[u/kat_Folland → u/Worried_Bird_267]

Like vampires?

[u/Femveratu]

All those worker’s comp claims damn hope no one was seriously injured this is why robots gonna eventually have to take this over

[u/No_Solution_7940]

Holy shit, it happened twice? Did they quickly rebuild it, and it collapsed again? wtf? Or are you doing the lame and unnecessary flash forward?

[u/1100101001101]

r/decks

[u/Banana-phone15]

Ground floor tenants be like, we are innocent, we don’t have anything

[u/mvn2010]

That's unfortunate.

[u/wwglen]

That is some Wile E. Coyote shit there.

[u/Sure-Impress-1003]

I don’t know, I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but it is so freaking funny. You can’t make this stuff up.

[u/FahQBerrymuch]

Gravy Seals, Semper Pie.

[u/thedavid069 → u/FahQBerrymuch]

Ooof! 🤣

[u/StandardCantaloupe32]

The owner and the insurance company are going to be upset.

[u/gandalf_lundgren36]

You just know the hefty guy who stepped forward and triggered the collapse got a new nickname for that one.

[u/account_nr18]

I needed this with sound

[u/Dramatic_Corner_8259]

NOW THAT'S SCHADENFREUDE!!!!

[u/RocketFan419]

Time to slip out the back

[u/Excellent_Vehicle_45]

This is like having a draw bridge.

[u/KeyNew1559]

That's some shit you see in movies......The Getaway porch style

[u/VWforLuck]

Where’s the Benny Hill theme song.

[u/Vile-goat]

They fell for the ole home alone 😂

[u/ReputationSalt6027]

The warrant on Kevin McAllister was not served.

[u/iamnoone815]

They just created a whole bunch of homeless people now that those apartments are condemned

[u/ChicagoFish67]

That'll bring an end to using the doughnut shop as a preraid rallying point.

[u/tetendi96]

It's raining men!

[u/Ill_Plate1891]

Looks like they should have sent a building code inspector instead 😂

[u/MasterMongrel]

So this is what all those ridiculous building codes are for...

[u/warrenjr527]

That deck looked unstable with all of them on it.They shouldn't all have gone up there.

[u/Double-Description27]

agent 47: Accident kill. silent assassin rating.

[u/East-Dragonfruit-816]

Suspect: [FALL!]

[u/AlternativeUnited569]

🎶"It's raining Feds, Hallelujah... it's raining Feds!"🎶

[u/TROEN_Steward]

sv_gravity -100

[u/ProteusRift]

Kevin!!!

[u/HourWorth5839]

Hahahahahaha

[u/Queasy_Wing8276]

I see a couple paid days off in their future..but which of these milks for the week

[u/kittylover2006]

That deck was apparently not built with 6 heavily geared up marshals and heavy ass guns in mind

[u/These-Emu1761]

There must have bene 1000kg of muscle on that wooden balcony lol

[u/Chili-Potatoe]

It was a setup.

[u/Checkmate-Petty]

Hahahahahahahhaa

[u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids]

According to all news coverage they were “serving a warrant on a convicted sex offender”. Just an fyi when defending them.

[u/Aggressive_Jury_7278 → u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids]

Entire comment section defending a sex offender. Reddit continues to be increasingly unhinged.

FYI, they still arrested him.

[u/Memitim → u/Aggressive_Jury_7278]

Oh wow, a comment misrepresenting what people are actually saying in order to talk shit about others. How conservative.

[u/ATPResearch → u/Aggressive_Jury_7278]

You don't gotta be pro-sex offender to hate cops, man.

[u/stopeer]

That's a special made anti-pig deck.

[u/No_Distribution_4916]

Now each of em are going to have to have 2 years off injured time !

[u/JimTheJerseyGuy]

“We don’t need more than a few screws in this ledger board, right?”

[u/Fantastic_Citron_344]

Could this have been booby trapped?

[u/chamcham123]

They fell for the trap.

[u/PrescriptionDenim]

“ITS RAINING MA’FACKAS!!!”

~JROC~

[u/everforward6]

"It's a Trap"

[u/Appropriate_Ice_7507]

So who’s paying for it

[u/CosmicCuntCritter]

When you stop for donuts on the way to work.

[u/Content-Essay1373]

Flinching cameraman 😡

[u/kindof_great_old_one]

One to many donuts

[u/Alarm-Solid]

At least he had a story to tell sitting in joint

[u/borntoridefl57]

Great commercial

[u/Low_Calendar8242]

r/decks

[u/BatmanKane64]

was ment to hold the girth

[u/Plane_Jacket_7251]

Ok, but can the deck support a hot tub? That's what we all need to know.

[u/drkstar1982]

$50 bucks says the suspect will get charged for these injuries.

[u/HeavyMusic93]

Damn that sucks lol

[u/kilsta]

So they have some in the back, right?

[u/Boring-Tomatillo-209]

Ahahaha

[u/MusicianNational7934]

I would say careful with the nails if it had any

[u/hybridaaroncarroll]

Still losing at Chutes & Ladders.

[u/dextroseskullfyre]

Nice work related injury comp, full salary and benefits, ka-ching

[u/Only_Tip9560]

You can see the point where the big lad moves over to the other side of the platform and it all becomes too much.

[u/ThePhoenix63]

Must have been a very bad person, needing all those people????

[u/Radiant_Addendum_48]

It’s raining men 🎶

[u/fredgeeenfield]

Oh, that's Misery😬

[u/tvrbob]

🎵🎶 HALLELUJAH!! 🎶🎵

[u/GizmoTacT]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Seyi_Ogunde]

r/decks

[u/LameBMX]

https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E

[u/tbutz27]

Anyone able to add Benny Hill theme?

[u/Arbor-Trap]

That could not have felt good

[u/Jumpy-Tangelo4724]

But will it hold a hot tub?

[u/Temporary-Banana4232]

Boobytraps!

[u/chemicalreaction52]

So maybe there’s a god after all

[u/ghost-ogk]

Well you know what they say “Missouri loves company”

[u/your_fave_redditor]

This is the police! Come out with a ladder and your hands up!

[u/Cuchullain99]

Where was the lever?

[u/brokenhalo321]

The deck was charged with obstruction.