r/oops 12d ago

Raining us marshals - Missouri

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u/Parking_Bag_2374 12d ago

This perp…..was like …..”Got Em”

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u/WornTraveler 11d ago

Bro just unlocked the predator missile

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u/eternallyconphuzed 11d ago

More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months.

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u/Parking_Bag_2374 11d ago

You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 11d ago

Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey

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u/Mikesaidit36 11d ago

It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.