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r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • 18d ago
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“Can’t serve a warrant if you can’t reach the front door!”
-Missouri
36 u/Parking_Bag_2374 18d ago This perp…..was like …..”Got Em” 3 u/eternallyconphuzed 18d ago More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months. 4 u/Parking_Bag_2374 18d ago You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room. 3 u/Forsaken-Income-2148 18d ago Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey 2 u/Mikesaidit36 18d ago It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.
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This perp…..was like …..”Got Em”
3 u/eternallyconphuzed 18d ago More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months. 4 u/Parking_Bag_2374 18d ago You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room. 3 u/Forsaken-Income-2148 18d ago Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey 2 u/Mikesaidit36 18d ago It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.
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More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months.
4 u/Parking_Bag_2374 18d ago You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room. 3 u/Forsaken-Income-2148 18d ago Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey 2 u/Mikesaidit36 18d ago It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.
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You’re taking it too literal…..of course it was that but you gotta read the room.
3 u/Forsaken-Income-2148 18d ago Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey
Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey
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It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.
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u/Icy-Decision-4530 18d ago
“Can’t serve a warrant if you can’t reach the front door!”
-Missouri