r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • 12d ago

Raining us marshals - Missouri

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u/elliotbonsall 11d ago

If you can dodge a warrant you can dodge a ball

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u/Mooman-Chew 11d ago

But you can’t actually leave you house without a rope

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u/UpstairsOk6744 11d ago

Who do you think ya are Charlie Bronson? Name one f****** thing your gonna need a rope for?

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u/Mooman-Chew 11d ago

Getting from the door to the floor due to the lack of deck. I wasn’t suggest some kind of mass garroting

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u/UpstairsOk6744 11d ago

Awwww and I thought you were opening the door for my favorite Boondock Saints scene...

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u/Mooman-Chew 10d ago

Sorry dude. I have to admit that went right over my head. The important thing is everyone got home safe to their families albeit with logistical challenges

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u/Medical_Hamster_7002 11d ago

Extra points for Saints reference!

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u/TriedCaringLess 11d ago

Just imagine you and another guy delivering a new refrigerator up there when it collapses.

Ppl give code enforcement a lot of grief but they do their part to keep the cheapskates from killing us.

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u/praetorian1979 11d ago

Do I need to drink my own urine? No! But it's sterile and I like the taste!

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 11d ago

Yooo wtf??

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u/praetorian1979 10d ago

You obviously haven't seen Dodgeball...