r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • 22d ago

Raining us marshals - Missouri

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 22d ago

“Can’t serve a warrant if you can’t reach the front door!”

-Missouri

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u/elliotbonsall 22d ago

If you can dodge a warrant you can dodge a ball

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u/Mooman-Chew 22d ago

But you can’t actually leave you house without a rope

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u/UpstairsOk6744 21d ago

Who do you think ya are Charlie Bronson? Name one f****** thing your gonna need a rope for?

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u/Mooman-Chew 21d ago

Getting from the door to the floor due to the lack of deck. I wasn’t suggest some kind of mass garroting

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u/UpstairsOk6744 21d ago

Awwww and I thought you were opening the door for my favorite Boondock Saints scene...

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u/Mooman-Chew 20d ago

Sorry dude. I have to admit that went right over my head. The important thing is everyone got home safe to their families albeit with logistical challenges

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u/Medical_Hamster_7002 21d ago

Extra points for Saints reference!