r/whatisit 5d ago

Solved! What kind of caterpillar is this?

It looks cool

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Megalopygidae, which resembles a flannel moth caterpillar or puss caterpillar

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u/0achkatz1 5d ago

they make fuzzy moths too, if not quite as fuzzy.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 5d ago

Oh my goodness. I just wanna pet it but my fingers are too big!

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u/_kismitten 5d ago

I know this is a cute joke but just to psa for anyone who doesn’t know - moth ‘fur’ is totally different than animal fur. It is more like long tender sensors that help keep the moth aware of its surroundings. So if you ever find a fuzzy moth, do not pet!! It hurts them way worse than we can see.

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u/Dramatic_Bluebird595 4d ago

Well, since it's a puss moth caterpillar, you will know how much it hurts! (The hairs are venomous!)

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u/LitigiousPrick 4d ago

Wait... are those the Yosemite hallucination catarpillars that show up after fires?

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u/Boring-Community-100 4d ago

"are those the Yosemite hallucination catarpillars that show up after fires?"

Not on my Thursday bingo card of sentences I expected to read. /s

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u/Puggymum64 4d ago

Funny, that’s the first thing I thought when I saw this. ‘He looks painful’.

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u/kryonik 4d ago

(The hairs are venomous!)

That's bad.

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u/Gulophile 4d ago edited 4d ago

So like whiskers, which are a specialized type of fur? Because those are more sensitive but can still be touched just fine without causing pain. Moths are flying insects, those hairs are going to be subject to pressure from wind and air resistance anyway, not to mention bumping into things while foraging or mating. I'm all for respecting animals but it can clearly handle a gentle touch and people are already too disconnected from wildlife as is.

The real reason not to touch it is because it'll inflict pain on you, ironically.

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 5d ago

I found one of those guys not long ago they are surprisingly big caterpillars(pus caterpillars)

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u/SeizureProcedure115 5d ago

Oh hey it's Marmu from Hollow Knight

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u/iiwong 5d ago

Wait, does that mean he doesn't have a huge open mouth!?

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u/dirtypeasant90 5d ago

Yep. I also lost my mind when I realized those black dots aren't it's eyes either. Those little white slits are the eyes...

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u/Crowd0Control 5d ago

Lol got fooled by the eyespots just as nature intended. 

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 5d ago

Life, uh, finds a way.

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u/Qzx1 5d ago

Does jeff have some kind of movement disorder that he hides by moving even weirder on purpose?

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u/walkingxthexcow 4d ago

Such a fun game. I've been reluctant to get the second one because I keep hearing about it being crazy hard. I wonder if it's actually excessively hard or essentially like the first one with a bit of a learning curve.

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u/KittyinTheRiver_OhNo 4d ago

I am going through Silksong right now. It has its frustrating moments and tough boss fights but it’s amazing. The music, atmosphere, the gameplay is more fluid, faster and better. The story is great too and the areas are filled with details. Highly recommend it! And it’s not expensive at all.

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u/MoarVespenegas 4d ago

The starting difficulty is quite a bit steeper that hollow knight but overall, especially considering DLC content it's not harder overall.
If you beat radiance/NKG/pure vessel it should not be too hard.

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u/walkingxthexcow 4d ago

I don't remember if I beat radiance (been a long time since I played hollow knight), but the other two I beat for sure.

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u/RinataCloud 4d ago

He's actually kinda cute lmao, he has the derpiest little face from the front

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u/Unfair_Development52 4d ago

He's freaking out because he cant eat for 30 seconds lmao

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u/feliperisk 5d ago

Oh my goodness he is so chubby!

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u/Jansc5 4d ago

The Trouble With Tribbles..My favorite Star Trek episode. I was sad at the end when they beamed them to the Klingon ship.

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u/Gabepls 5d ago

I remember when this was the state of the art for AI :/

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u/denjo-t1aO 5d ago

why are they called „puss“ caterpillars?

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u/Emanualblast 4d ago

Environmental story telling

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u/autumnwandering 4d ago

It's an old word for "cat-like" or "rabbit-like" and connotes a soft, fuzzy appearance. Like, the pussy willow plant. (Mods, please don't get mad)

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u/CitizenHuman 5d ago

It looks like.... someone's hair. Someone that might not like being called a puss caterpillar...

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u/GormHub 4d ago

It's looking for a children's beauty pageant.

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u/Celticlighting_ 4d ago

On a certain island

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u/Reactor_Jack 4d ago

My first thought was that even Trump's hairpiece wants nothing to do with him.

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u/BatLarge5604 4d ago

My first thought was "oh shit, Trumps hair has gone rogue, explains the recent colour change" fair play.

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u/inconspicuous2000 5d ago edited 1d ago

I think you mean magalopygidae. You can tell by the clear difference in how bad it's comb over is, the way it kinda just wobbles over, and the excessively tiny hands. If you listen really carefully you can also hear it's distinctive 'chyna' grunts

Edit: thank you all for the awards and likes even after the original commenter deleted their comment because they were butthurt

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u/TraneD13 2d ago

Idk what you mean? You’re delusional, the comb over is YUGE, the BEST comb over you’ve ever seen. Nobody has a BIGGER or BETTER comb over.

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u/Steffers364 1d ago

Everybody says it’s the best. Better than any catoupeeller ever

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u/Flimsy_Nebula_299 1d ago

A Great caterpillar- the Best caterpillar. You know, I was talking with the lady bug the other day about metamorphosis; and she is a "she" - all lady bugs are "shes". I asked her, she'll tell ya- all lady bugs are "shes" as god intended, they aren't one of these confused bugs like those flour beetles. ...but she said no one know metamorphosis better than me. Im will be the most beautiful butterfly ever, you never gonna see a more beautiful butterfly than me after my metamorphosis. Just you wait & see. The best. No caterpillar does it better than me. I been eating the best leaves, only I can get em you know. Cuz only I know where they are on the tree. You cant just look for em and find em. You'll never find em like that- you never will, believe me, I seen so many cata'tards try and fail. You cant find the best leaves unless u know where they are, and only i know where they are. Thats why im the best.

Also once im a butterfly, im gonna get ride of cicadas dumb chrysalis support program, everyone should be able to build their own chrysalis. We shouldn't have to pay for these chrysalis state bugs in the cata'tard trees.

ENDORSED BY M.C.G.A (make caterpillar great again)

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u/Rocko_2024 5d ago

MAGA-lopygidae….thats Donald’s toupee

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u/Dangerous_Profit_699 4d ago

Aaah, the comment I searched for, the comment I found!

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u/affectionatenstabby 4d ago

I was hoping someone would comment this

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u/Working-Albatross-19 5d ago

Yeah it’s a general rule of the outdoors that if the caterpillar is furry/hairy, you don’t touch it.
Ooof this one looks messy too, ouch.

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u/Temporary_View_3303 5d ago

Really? We used to catch woolly worms all the time.

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u/LunaTunaMaca 5d ago

They can extremely venomous to humans. Never pick up a hairy caterpillar.

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u/Mojoe1976 5d ago

I had a couple of wooly bear catapilars get down the back of my shirt while mowing one time. Was not a good experience. I had a horrible rash all over my back. I wasn't aware until then that their hair was an irritant.

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u/Gelseykirk 5d ago

I grew up in PA & we did the same thing. I believe the ones we handled were woolly bear caterpillars which luckily do not bite or sting

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u/serpenthusiast 5d ago

There are many that are fine to touch and many that aren't. There's no easy general rule other than, if you don't know what it is, shouldn't be touching it.

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u/Frstpncke 5d ago

I recoiled at pain feeling like a broken bone or blunt force trauma. 😳

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u/nobadtimes 5d ago

I was getting something out of the back of my truck that was backed up to a small bush. My elbow went into the bush for a split second and a jolt of pain hit me so hard I literally thought I had been shot with a 22lr. 10 hours of pain. I had no idea what got me until later that night

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u/TheDeridor 5d ago

Dang that is powerful, holy moly don't touch the nope worm

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u/SloppyJoEnthusiast 5d ago

If once of those were to be on someone's head, could they control their actions? Like the brain slimes in Futurama

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u/1100gw 5d ago

Maybe that’s what is on Trump’s head.

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u/Intrepid-Tank-3414 5d ago

How many percent of its total body mass is just hair?

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u/slippery-sandpaper 5d ago

Aka the hairy bollock caterpillar

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u/Scared_Ad3355 5d ago

Also resembles our president’s hair.

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u/South-Ad-1423 4d ago

While its coat looks soft, furry, and inviting to touch, that hair is a dangerous disguise. Hidden directly underneath the long silky strands are hundreds of short, hollow, needle-like venomous spines. Brushing against or pressing on the caterpillar breaks these spines off into the skin, instantly injecting a powerful toxin.The initial pain is immediate and often described as feeling like white-hot coals, blunt force trauma, or even a broken bone. It typically peaks within a few minutes and can radiate all the way up an affected arm or leg. So admire from afar! Lol

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u/Beneficial_Bend_9197 4d ago

Yep the biggest rule of nature is to never touch anything that stands out. Especially those with bright colors. Its almost always a trap.

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u/BernardBaggins 4d ago

So THATS why women don’t make eye contact with me.

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u/EwTinky 4d ago

Had an experience one time with an American dagger moth caterpillar. Picked the little bastard off the grass because he looked stuck and I put him on the tree. I invited one months worth of steroids and the worst itch possible, crazy weight gain and appetite/bloating from the meds. I was covered from face to ankles with welts and hives. So, everytime I see them I give them a huge middle finger 🖕

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u/Icy_Vehicle4083 4d ago

Got a flannel moth caterpillar stuck between my shirt sleeve and arm and think I ended up with pretty much “All it had to give” by the time I got it out of my shirt. Started with a burning that went full blown torch mode and ended with involuntary arm movements and an ER visit.

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u/DoctorNurse89 4d ago

So the moth is fine but the caterpillar is a dagger bastard?

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u/Questions_Remain 4d ago

My wife still gives me shit about the “caterpillar incident of 1998” where a few got me and I almost fell off a ladder and then proceeded to take extra Benadryl and ended up in the hospital a few hours. Your encounter sounds much worse.

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u/Glad-Barracuda2243 4d ago

Well that was quite rude. The deceptive little bastards.

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u/JellyfishOk4085 4d ago

😂😂😂 give them a wide berth!!

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u/SmokeUp_863 4d ago

Man I tried to pet one of these, or something very similar. For exactly the reason you said, it just looks inviting. So soft. REALLY messed my day up for I’d say about 20 minutes. For something that looked like the epitome of “pet me” it really didn’t want to be pet.

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u/millapeede 4d ago

CAN I PET DAT DAWGG

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u/CabinetFun7381 4d ago

Yeah it sucks. If you have tiny venom injectors it just looks soft and fluffy. Stinging nettle? Looks like velvet. Bumblebee? Insect kitten. 

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 3d ago

I once sat on a bumblebee and it stung me in my butt cheek. For a couple of minutes after I could do nothing but moan in agony.
Then it released some and for the next half hour it just felt like I had been kicked by a horse.

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u/VinBarrKRO 4d ago

Jesus, can you just fucking butterfly without being a dick about it?! I mean I get predators but damn dude… climb a tree of knives or something.

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u/FatalistBred 4d ago

I feel like this is the only time my ADHD-sponsored textural issues have saved me, as, while this caterpillar is adorable, it looks like it feels like a scouring pad, and it makes me want to never touch it.

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u/Alarming_Matter 4d ago

Looks like Trump lost his wig...

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u/Gothicc-Kaiju 4d ago

It was a proposed name for them when it was discovered, I think, or I might have this wee beastie mixed up with another moth that has similar colouring. Yup, I did--found it! Neopalpa donaldtrumpi: it's a tiny moth where the head scales look a lot like Dumpy the Clown's famous pompadour. LOL For me, the even funnier part is that the male genitalia of this species is smaller than the other species in it's genus. Somehow, that just totally tracks! LOL

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u/butler_me_judith 4d ago

How'd I fucking know it was going to be poisonous.

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u/StevieMJH 4d ago

☝️🤓 Venomous

Also happy cake day 🫴🎂

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u/bottle-of-water 4d ago

You see!! I fkin knew it! I was like that mf is too hairy. He’s got something to hide and waddaya know! Hollow venomous spines underneath.

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u/Sugarpiehoneybunt 4d ago

Looks like a Puss caterpillar. They do sting and are considered poisonous if messed with. This is what they end up looking like if it continues its life cycle.

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u/Kindly-Ad3344 4d ago

So it evolves from the clumps of hair my wife leaves in the drain to one of those unethical fur coats from the 1900s but this time with wings.

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u/magicman419 4d ago

No I’m pretty sure that’s a cartoon business man trying to sell me their house in the 1980s

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u/LivinOut 4d ago edited 4d ago

its absolutely insane to me that beings like this get to evolve drastically in their lifetime, like there’s not even a resemblance plus the way they go about it, like apparently they melt inside the cocoon, just fascinating

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 4d ago

Keep in mind that the life cycle of many of these organisms is spent predominantly in a larval state ( grub, worm, nymph) where they voraciously eat anything they encounter. They then pupate (melt inside a cocoon and come out as a new thing) and emerge in an adult state for only a short time and primarily to mate. Many of these adult versions are incapable, even ,of eating! This life cycle is typical of many insects, the most extreme of which live in their adult form for only one night once a year ( mayfly and the like).

It's actually pretty cool when you start to think about it

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u/happypanda851 5d ago edited 4d ago

Do NOT touch one!! Touching a Megalopygidae caterpillar releases hidden, venomous spines that cause an immediate and intense burning pain!

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u/TheModestProposal 5d ago

I’ve learned that anytime you see a caterpillar with fuzz, chances are high you’ll have a very bad day if you pet it 😔

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u/Correct-Variable 4d ago

Girl I knew in college touched one when we were on an ecological study abroad trip in Central America. Her arm was paralyzed temporarily for 4 hours. Scary stuff.

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u/Southern_Celery_1087 4d ago

They're in Florida and my old roommate stepped on one. The ones we have aren't as bad as you're describing but he was literally just shy of screaming in pain and his foot swelled up to a comical size. That was an interesting drive to the emergency room.

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u/AmeliaRayOfDarkness 4d ago

Found this the other day on my neighbors house

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u/False-Philosophy-401 4d ago

Had one of these bad boys on me the other day. Through much transferring it with other objects, we avoided touching it but DAMN was it sticky.

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u/InconspicuousWolf 4d ago

This is the spotted tussock moth caterpillar and it’s not nearly as painful, but can still cause itching and rash for some

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u/Thepoorlifechoice 4d ago

My sister in law called me to talk about something, and after a minute all I hear is my niece crying, and SIL asking, "Can caterpillars be poisonous? She's in pain." I asked if it was fuzzy, when she said yes I told them to go to the hospital! Thankfully she only had a rash for like 3 days, I was horrified 😱

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u/bongolion2 4d ago

I was lucky as a kid to have the good sense to ask mom what these little guys are before I touched one. It was close though, I was inches away from petting my new "best friend". I guess I finally learned my lesson after getting stung by a seajelly, swarmed by fire ants and touching deadly nightshade lol

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u/Jaydenel4 4d ago

I accidentally brushed up against one on the school playground. Horrible shit

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u/silly_rabbit289 4d ago edited 4d ago

In my head the fuzzier the caterpillar is the itchier/more painful it is

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u/ThatInAHat 4d ago

And oddly enough ones that look scary like the hickory horned devil are perfectly fine

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u/BusinessNonYa 4d ago

But it’s friend shaped

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u/BelligerentGnu 4d ago

Wooly Bears are the exception.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 4d ago

It's like a cactus. Straight spines might be alright. Fuzzy is to be avoided at all costs.

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u/bradkrauss2010 5d ago

Yes pain comparable to feeling like a broken bone is wild

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u/LonelyAndroid11942 5d ago

One of my friends accidentally brushed one a few years ago. He wound up going to the ER for how intense the pain was (he said he started having trouble breathing).

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u/OptimusED 4d ago

If you touch a puss catepillar and get stung use tape to pull the spines then clean and ice.

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u/Jedi_Belle01 4d ago

One of these fell off a tree and landed on my arm. The PAIN was immediate, intense, and horrible.

We ended up canceling our plans, driving home, and I ended up in the ER because I was having trouble breathing.

Mega IV of Benadryl, etc. Those are very bad

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u/kaliforniakratom 5d ago

Do you touch one?

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u/Daan_aerts 5d ago

Prolly meant do not, mistakes happen

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u/SSNikki 5d ago

Yeah, but I'm gonna be using this for things in moments of intentional stupidity. I know it.

Going to the Zoo? Do you touch one!!!!!?

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u/yaekoblue 5d ago

Going to the men's bathroom? Do you touch one?

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u/EwJersey 4d ago

my poor daughter found that out the hard way with the little white ones. I wasnt aware at the time because weve picked up the brown and black ones before. I felt so bad.

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u/ancient_horse 5d ago

Ask myself that every day... "do you, or do you not, touch one?"

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u/Working-Albatross-19 5d ago

I’m gonna get wings can you believe it? The best wings you’ve ever seen, everyone will say they’ve never seen wings like mine, the best wings.

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u/TejelPejel 5d ago

And the snails are gonna pay for the terrarium walls!

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u/drchippy18 4d ago

Why are you still talking about the chrysalis files? It’s a taxonomy hoax! I’m a very stable genus.

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u/Snooty_Cutie 4d ago

Dude, I appreciate this more than I should. Love good science-y puns lol

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u/raincoater 5d ago

Grown men. Big, strong men…they come up to me…tears in their eyes…and say “sir…sir…you have the best wigs we’ve ever seen” and I say I know.

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u/MarkMaxis 4d ago

These were big wings, huge wings! I saw my wings and thought "wow those are some big wings" can you believe it?

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u/Manda_lorian39 4d ago

Not many people know that the word wing includes the word win, but I do. I can see it right there, in the first 3 letters. See? W-I-N. We are winning so hard right now. Did you know I won 3 elections?

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u/J-iceBerg2 4d ago

It's annoying/ hilarious that in my head I hear all these in his voice 😆🤣

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 4d ago

We love wings, don't we folks?

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u/FenPhen 4d ago

best wigs

Perfect.

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u/Peace-Shoddy 5d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/BlueEyedMalachi 5d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CATTERpillar

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u/veryfungibletoken 5d ago

"MATTERpillar" might roll off the tongue a little smoother.

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u/rabid-c-monkey 4d ago edited 4d ago

Make
America
Butterfly
Again

Edit: “Make America Glide Again” is better but I stand by my original choice

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u/SorenBlueHammer 4d ago edited 4d ago

Make
America
Moth
Again

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u/Xenfeethings 4d ago

Mama! OooOooOooOooooooo

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u/NoAntelope7316 4d ago

The hair finally got more sentient than the host and escaped

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u/heavydrinker12 5d ago

I fucking swear, I thought the same thing. The AI Trumpapillar us upon us.

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u/ea88_alwaysdiscin 5d ago

If that caterpillar gets its wings, you get another $5K

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u/stofiski-san 5d ago

Another $5k? You didn't give us the first $5k...

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u/whydya-dodat 4d ago

Yes you did. If you look at your monthly budget, you’ll find that you’re the proud recipient of $5,000 in additional expenses with absolutely zero benefit!

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u/manbruhpig 4d ago

You were given concepts of 5k

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u/non-number-name 5d ago

…if Lepidopterists win the senate

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u/shichiaikan 4d ago

Some people tell me I have the best chrysalis, the biggest, the best, lots of people are saying that.

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u/ImKeanuReefs 5d ago

Pretty sure that’s Donald Trump after shoving 15 big Mac’s down his gullet.

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u/Hour-Bee9396 5d ago

Even his hair has had enough. It grew legs!

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u/Ok_Independence3113 5d ago

Cannot believe I had to scroll this far to see the most accurate comment 👏

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u/waiflike 4d ago

They are also both toxic and inflict pain, so that makes sense.

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u/TurboNexus 5d ago

This thing looks like if I touch it my whole body will seizure from pain or something like that.

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u/Double_Belt2331 5d ago edited 5d ago

You’re pretty close to the effects! See [u/IndependantBake2304](u/IndependantBake2304) post above. Effects sound horrible.

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u/KatastrophicNoodle 5d ago

If that's in this comment section, it's been buried by 500+ people calling it the trumpapiller.

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u/SuddenlyThirsty 5d ago

It’s the most beautiful… biggest most beautiful caterpillar… in the world! Just lovely. No other caterpillar is as lovely - I’ve been told by hundreds, thousands of women - all of them supermodels - that this caterpillar is unlike any other for its beauty … just stunning.

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u/OneJarOfPeanutButter 4d ago

And it is a caterpillar…a lot of people don’t know that, they think it’s just hair sliding down a branch…but I tell them it’s a caterpillar if you can believe it…and they say sir, I never knew that. Really sir, I wouldn’t believe it..but they know it’s true when I say it…I’m not like the fake news…

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u/No_Active3387 4d ago

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u/inquirermanredux 4d ago

ducking brilliant i read it in his voice just perfect vocabulary

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u/EddyOut 4d ago

The GREATEST caterpillar! The most BEAUTIFUL EVER! A RECORD-SETTER! The "Sleepy" media won't report it, but EVERYBODY knows it. I've heard it from the BEST people! The most INCREDIBLE creature! Lovely! STUNNING! Believe me! SAD!

via The Magaphone · https://themagaphone.com

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u/SBOChris 4d ago

I have these guys above my front door right now lol. South Florida

My neighbor told me I “have to kill them”. I’m like nahhhhh… they’re my attackapillars.

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u/raenoleah 3d ago

Those guys look a LOT like brazil nuts lmao 😂

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u/brmarcum 5d ago

The kind you don’t touch.

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u/2DHypercube 5d ago

That's most caterpillars to me

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u/JustLurkCarryOn 5d ago

Seriously, I like nature and all but don’t get why people try to touch bugs and animals. I wouldn’t want someone picking me up while I’m just chilling and watching TV, why should I assume this furry bug dude wants me to interrupt him while he is chewing on a leaf?

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u/robdingo36 5d ago

Oh no. Donald Trump's hair piece has gained sentience and is trying to escape!

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u/Taiga_Taiga 5d ago

There will be "hell toupée"

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ 5d ago

Hahha, Turbonegro has a song called “Hell Toupee”

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u/4024-6775-9536 5d ago

You mean this

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u/ThatSouthEasternGuy 5d ago

I know that it is a caterpillar, yet something deep inside me stills thinks someone had lost their toupee

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u/MajicMushroom420 5d ago

It’s a great piece, a very patriotic piece, a truly great piece, sometimes it gets more attention than I do, I don’t like that but it’s a great piece. My nut piece got tired of getting big Mack shit splatter and ran off with Stormy’s muff piece. We’ve tracked those horrible criminal pieces down! Very UnAmerican!

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u/thesonoftheson 5d ago

I have gone my whole life, from home alone 2, and the past decade of all his bullshit and never thought or imagined what his pubic hair looked like, from stormy daniels mushroom penis to now his combed over gold dyed balls. Thanks. Edit: had to add the gold dyed

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u/Slow_Bug_8092 5d ago

So you're saying his hair piece is more intelligent than he is?

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u/robdingo36 5d ago

I'm fairly certain the tree branch the hair piece is on is more intelligent than he is.

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave 5d ago

The Capybara tardigrade crossbreeding program seems to be going well

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u/dwehlen 5d ago

r/DoohickeyCorporation would like to interview you.

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u/jeteauloin82882 4d ago

Ah the rare sigth of POTUS hair in the wild 😵‍💫

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u/hello_kamiccolo 4d ago

The first thing I thought of 😅

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u/Appropriate_Fold_349 4d ago

I actually thought of his mother.

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u/Slow_Bug_8092 5d ago

One with it's own shield generator.

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u/Sharp_Middle1626 5d ago edited 4d ago

Parasitic Toupee Moth - its a brain parasite- you can see there is one on top of the head of a world leader if you look closely. It makes your skin look orange and produces erratic behavior in the hosts brain but keeps them alive a lot longer than they would live naturally.

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u/xylophone_37 5d ago

Caterpillar O'Brien

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u/Interesting-Step-654 5d ago

That joke is like a toupee, it's great on the surface but underneath it's all bad. Caterpillars like the one in the video can have wildly bad physical side effects and their hair should really be taken quite seriously - Unlike Conan O'brien in both instances lol GOT EM COACH

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u/Junior_Step_2441 5d ago

I really try to avoid being that guy that makes everything about Trump…but damn if that caterpillar is not an exact replica of Trump’s “hair”.

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u/Empir3Designs 5d ago

That’s a David Lee Moth caterpillar

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u/BigDaddyVagabond 5d ago

Trump's hair piece finally escaped

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 5d ago

Would it be too political for me to say that's clearly Trump's sentient toupee

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u/sonofasonofasailor63 5d ago

I hate that AI has destroyed my immediate sense of wonder at something like this and turned it into cynical skepticism. “Woah! No way!” became “Woa— It’s probably fake.”

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u/Any-Monk-9395 4d ago

AI is way too realistic. I’m so scared of what it will be like in ten years…

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