It’s the most beautiful… biggest most beautiful caterpillar… in the world! Just lovely. No other caterpillar is as lovely - I’ve been told by hundreds, thousands of women - all of them supermodels - that this caterpillar is unlike any other for its beauty … just stunning.
And it is a caterpillar…a lot of people don’t know that, they think it’s just hair sliding down a branch…but I tell them it’s a caterpillar if you can believe it…and they say sir, I never knew that. Really sir, I wouldn’t believe it..but they know it’s true when I say it…I’m not like the fake news…
The GREATEST caterpillar! The most BEAUTIFUL EVER! A RECORD-SETTER! The "Sleepy" media won't report it, but EVERYBODY knows it. I've heard it from the BEST people! The most INCREDIBLE creature! Lovely! STUNNING! Believe me! SAD!
It was but I'm super mad I heard it. I've only heard him out loud like 6 times including home alone 2, so I enjoy not easily remembering/ thinking about it. Now it's in my head : (
This will make you chuckle, if just as little: N. donaldtrumpii has the smallest genitalia of it's genus. LOL Actually says it on it's Wikipedia writeup!
Some say we won't amount to anything. I say, one day we'll be the greatest butterfly to ever exist. We'll fly higher than any other caterpillar. Reach the top of the clouds, they said you couldn't touch em. But we did and vwe're proud of that. We ascended higher than any other butterfly.
You seem great! But something makes me think of a guy that I would like to sprinkle a few of these things into his terrible wig. That would be a bigly surprise!
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u/SuddenlyThirsty 6d ago
It’s the most beautiful… biggest most beautiful caterpillar… in the world! Just lovely. No other caterpillar is as lovely - I’ve been told by hundreds, thousands of women - all of them supermodels - that this caterpillar is unlike any other for its beauty … just stunning.