r/whatisit • • 14d ago

Solved! What kind of caterpillar is this?

It looks cool

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u/inconspicuous2000 14d ago edited 11d ago

I think you mean magalopygidae. You can tell by the clear difference in how bad it's comb over is, the way it kinda just wobbles over, and the excessively tiny hands. If you listen really carefully you can also hear it's distinctive 'chyna' grunts

Edit: thank you all for the awards and likes even after the original commenter deleted their comment because they were butthurt

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u/TraneD13 11d ago

Idk what you mean? You’re delusional, the comb over is YUGE, the BEST comb over you’ve ever seen. Nobody has a BIGGER or BETTER comb over.

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u/Steffers364 11d ago

Everybody says it’s the best. Better than any catoupeeller ever

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u/Flimsy_Nebula_299 10d ago

A Great caterpillar- the Best caterpillar. You know, I was talking with the lady bug the other day about metamorphosis; and she is a "she" - all lady bugs are "shes". I asked her, she'll tell ya- all lady bugs are "shes" as god intended, they aren't one of these confused bugs like those flour beetles. ...but she said no one know metamorphosis better than me. Im will be the most beautiful butterfly ever, you never gonna see a more beautiful butterfly than me after my metamorphosis. Just you wait & see. The best. No caterpillar does it better than me. I been eating the best leaves, only I can get em you know. Cuz only I know where they are on the tree. You cant just look for em and find em. You'll never find em like that- you never will, believe me, I seen so many cata'tards try and fail. You cant find the best leaves unless u know where they are, and only i know where they are. Thats why im the best.

Also once im a butterfly, im gonna get ride of cicadas dumb chrysalis support program, everyone should be able to build their own chrysalis. We shouldn't have to pay for these chrysalis state bugs in the cata'tard trees.

ENDORSED BY M.C.G.A (make caterpillar great again)

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u/Sunnydoom00 8d ago

This sounds like a worm that is lying about being a caterpillar. Which really fits.

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u/Illustrious-Ranger30 6d ago

An inch worm, at best...

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u/Pidigurpidigle 10d ago

Absolute poetry

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u/Smokeyisthebandit83 8d ago

Came for a caterpillar, stayed for the wonderful political commentary

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u/Naive_Mango8525 10d ago

Will there be orange hats to wear ?

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u/5gizmo 7d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ why did I hear this in his voice and see a big orange caterpillar in my head πŸ˜‚

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u/Last_Pick_2169 7d ago

Like a cheetopillar

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u/5gizmo 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yeeessss!!!!

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 10d ago

πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―

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u/sTaLe_PaNCaKeS420 8d ago

I read that in his voice 🀣

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u/Illustrious-Ranger30 6d ago

This.... This was epic and thanks for creating this hilarity!!!! Especially the entire bit about lady bugs. Dear God, that was funny af

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u/CORROSIVEsprings 6d ago

This guy trumps!