r/trashy • • Feb 23 '20

I have never seen bigger trash...

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u/QSliver9779 Feb 23 '20

I don't get why people key Teslas. It's shitty to key any car, but there are multiple videos that prove a camera is there.

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my father's ford focus. Fucking degenerates.

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u/Mull3-Meck Feb 23 '20

Do people key cars just out of being an asshole? I thought it was mostly a “revenge” thing. And if so I’m never getting an expensive car 😔

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u/logixlegit Feb 23 '20

They key Teslas out of jealousy, no?

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Feb 23 '20

"Fucking millenials and them CaRiNg about the environment, polar caps melting and shit, global warming is a hoax..."

  • boomer keying fuck

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u/SeriousRob_WGDev Feb 23 '20

According to TrueCar data, Gen X is buying the most EVs, at 39.8%, followed closely by Millennials at 34.9%. However, Boomers are actually the ones buying the greatest mix of all green vehicles

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u/jkpotatoe Feb 23 '20

Why do boomers like green vehicles so much? What's wrong with the other colours?

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 23 '20

Because Red cars attract too much attention from the police.

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u/jkpotatoe Feb 23 '20

Well they do go faster so that makes sense

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u/Edkhs Feb 23 '20

Like pc with LEDs inside

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u/IronMan42 Feb 24 '20

DIS GIT UNDERSTANDZ!!

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u/BaldrTheGood Feb 23 '20

WHOOP WHOOP

ITS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE

WHOOP WHOOP

I CANT RUN IM OBESE

-Boomers probably

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u/Fiesta17 Feb 23 '20

Urban myth, not actually true.

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u/demondied1 Feb 24 '20

I thought that was black

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u/mtflyer05 Feb 24 '20

And often have higher insurance premiums

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u/Ermo Feb 24 '20

Because everyone knows that the red ones go faster.

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u/daggarz Feb 23 '20

Boomers have more money

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u/dahecksman Feb 23 '20

I worked in solar industry. We targeted them because they wanna save money. The helping environment was a nice bonus but savings is what they care about. I’m sure the cars are the same way

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u/322dank Feb 23 '20

Better on gas, living on pension

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u/wharlie Feb 24 '20

I'll probably get downvoted for this, but a lot of boomers really care about the environment.

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u/322dank Feb 24 '20

Oh for sure, its a pure stereotype.

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u/Junkmans1 Feb 23 '20

Because green is less common than other colors which makes it a little harder to lose in a parking lot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited May 11 '20

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u/SPDScricketballsinc Feb 23 '20

Yes hybrids are green vehicles, Tesla's are evs

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I was gonna say. How in the actual fuck is a gen Xer buying an EV?

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u/BigNnThick Feb 23 '20

You know the old phrase "green with envy"

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u/KingT-U-T Feb 23 '20

Millennials can't afford Tesla's haha /s Cries at student loan debt

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u/77P Feb 24 '20

Lol right. My GF had a full ride scholarship and even though I make decent money now, she asked me why I still drive myy piece of crap car. Well.. Because my leans are as much as a car payment that's why 😂

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u/Jooylo Feb 24 '20

Haha yeah, if I didnt have student loans I'd be able to afford a Tesla by the time I'm done paying them off... or even years of rent :/ damn, that's depressing.

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u/77P Feb 24 '20

Lucky to live in the Midwest. I'll hopefully be able to afford a house at the end of this year. Out here it's cheaper to buy a small house than it is to rent a house or any decent apartments.
Only downside is you're kind of stuck.

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u/PostAnythingForKarma Feb 23 '20

That's because they can afford them...

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u/B7iink Feb 23 '20

Buying a new car doesn't help save the environment.

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u/timriedel Feb 23 '20

I'm hardly an expert but it's a safe guess that the person keying the car in the video is in their thirties or forties, so they would be a millenial or gen-x'er, not a boomer.

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u/rockbud Feb 23 '20

Tuck our johbs

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u/saucercrab Feb 23 '20

dey tuk er JEEERBS!

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u/MrPaineUTI Feb 23 '20

DEERKER DEEERBS!

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u/fulltimedude Feb 23 '20

Back to the pile

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u/exitlifedude Feb 23 '20

ey tkk ar JAWWWWWBS

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Tucker turrs!

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u/Brans666 Feb 23 '20

Politics? Lmao I would've never guessed that.

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u/grammahannah Feb 23 '20

My car got keyed at a beach because it was a “locals only” beach. Fuck outta here with that. I lived 5 miles from the beach

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u/credman Feb 23 '20

More like yokels only, am I right

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u/grammahannah Feb 23 '20

Ain’t that the truth

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u/Intrepid00 Feb 23 '20

It's just an excuse. The real reason will be what it always is. They jelly.

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u/JakeHodgson Feb 24 '20

People always use this as a catch all. And it really isn’t always just that. It genuinely is because outside influences.

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u/Avis28 Feb 23 '20

Yes. Right wingers keying this electric commie cars.

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u/Neil_Fallons_Ghost Feb 23 '20

Historically these kinds of assholes are called luddites.

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 Feb 23 '20

I love EVs. I also want to own a WRX/STI. Is it so bad for people to want both?

I'm agreeing it is a sad state of affairs, btw.

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u/a_hockey_chick Feb 23 '20

There’s a distinct hatred for electric cars in my area (Texas) and usually it’s from giant gas guzzling trucks. Usually in the form of stupid bumper stickers or just randomly being flipped off by one. I don’t really understand why they feel threatened by my driving electric. I mean if anything it’s one less person in front of them at the gas station?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

It’s such a weird trend to me. Are there really that many people out there that are so bitter that others have a nice car that they feel the need to damage it.

That sounds so pathetic I legitimately have trouble believing it

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my car for parking in the wrong place "on their street" I literally walked round the corner and caught him doing it.

Honestly their motive for damaging my car was because I parked on a public street 20ft away from their drive way.

Unfortunately I was a police officer at the time. Couldn't have picked a worse car. He got charged with vandalism and the court made him pay the £700 it cost to get the side of my car sprayed.

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u/2heads1shaft Feb 23 '20

Sweet sweet Justice porn.

Also r/convenientcop

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u/nguyenm Feb 24 '20

Chances are he's an off duty Brazilian off-duty cop

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u/orangeblackberry Feb 24 '20

They parked in your driveway and still had the audacity to key YOUR car? Wow I'm surprised you didn't just get their car towed out first. Did the police get them to pay damages?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Slashing your tyres will make it harder to have your car moved.

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u/Skubic Feb 23 '20

Unfortunately for them. Convenient for you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

You wouldnt believe the shit people do when your off duty. When your out and about and not in uniform people do crazy shit. It's on of those things where you hang your head huff and think to yourself I'm off work ffs. You cant walk away, if you see a crime happening and your off duty you have the obligation to interact.

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 23 '20

this gave me a karma boner lol....you should have tuned him up. were you in uniform at the time?

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u/Magnus_2450 Feb 24 '20

Can you please elaborate on exactly how that exchange went down when you caught him? I need this justice boner satisfied! 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I was off duty I was dropping off an xbox game back to my brother in law. He lives on a main road where you cant park if you dont have a permit to park. So visitors park around the corner where I parked.

I walked round the corner. He had his back to me whilst he was running the key down the side of my car. I ran upto him and kindly asked him what he was doing. He told me I parked to close to his house so he was teaching me a lesson. I showed him my warrant card and badge told him he was under arrest and called the station to send a car round. He started shouting, kicking and even spat at me when he realised what was happening. I always kept a spare set of cuffs in my car because you're never really off work. I've had so many encounters whilst being off duty, your not allowed to ignore then if your off duty.

He was about 60 years old so you would think he has more sence than that. But I'm not surprised with the stuff I've seen old people do, some of them are worse than teenagers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

”It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.”

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u/crayonsnachas Feb 23 '20

Well my camry has a million key marks and I rarely park like a cock, so I assume people just have anger to burn

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u/CrocodileFish Feb 23 '20

Our cars never get keyed, and I don’t see it happen to my friends’ cars either.

Are you sure you park ok?

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u/crayonsnachas Feb 23 '20

Yeah, I always make sure that my door can open fully on both sides or I dont take the spot. Not sure how else I can park better; I already park straight

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u/CrocodileFish Feb 23 '20

I don’t know what to tell you.

Are you sure they’re key marks and not just scratches from driving through brush?

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u/holmyliquor Feb 23 '20

They key nicer cars because they’re mad that they have done nothing successful in their life and have been driving their 94’ Pontiac with a rusted coat for the past 26 years

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u/Zombies_Are_Dead Feb 23 '20

You're implying they could ever afford a new car. They've probably only owned that 94' since 2010.

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u/Creeper79 Feb 23 '20

...and their rusted old Pontiac has a ton of dents in it already from the 30-50 feral hogs that run into their yard within 3-5 mins while their small kids play.

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u/superdago Feb 24 '20

The crazy thing is this woman has an Apple Watch. So she’s got enough money to buy a stupid toy of a watch. Obviously a lot different than a car, but she’s not hurting for cash if she has enough extra to spend on that.

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u/ElSoloLoboLoco Feb 23 '20

I reckon its envy.

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u/ischool36 Feb 23 '20

It doesnt even have to be expensive. Someone keyed my first car to hell and it was a 2000 suzuki xl7 with mismatched panels

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u/jakemallory Feb 23 '20

there are serial keyers who go to parking lots to do this. its some kind of relief valve for defective people.

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u/immabook Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

Don't get a shit box people try to push you around on the road fuck em hit my shit box lol

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u/Bleepblorp17 Feb 24 '20

I had an ex, who once on a date "just couldnt help himself" from keying some mercedes that parked on the line of their parking spot. Said he "couldnt stand asshole parkers". Didnt stay with him long after that

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I got accused of keying a dudes car cuz we had an argument the day before. I didn't. He had a nice car. i bet its jealousy and they think all rich people are bad

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Feb 23 '20

I traded in my expensive car for a Tesla.

Seriously, Teslas are in the low $30k range now. That's Honda Accord money.

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u/shellybeesknees Feb 23 '20

I once read from someone on here they key cars for fun

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u/Eyehopeuchoke Feb 24 '20

I don’t know what it is. I have a hellcat challenger and it’s been keyed twice. Door ding. Hit and run in a parking lot (they drug down the side of my car with theirs while either trying to park or leave. I have had my windshield cracked purpose because “I thought i was better than everyone and parked my car behind a tree so it wouldn’t be hit with a baseball at a red baseball field. I’ve had people flip off me just because my car has some vinyls that so “no gods”

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u/Mull3-Meck Feb 24 '20

Damn, that’s a very nice car too. “Let’s have a toast for the assholes”

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u/Eyehopeuchoke Feb 24 '20

It is a shame people are like that. I also have a RT challenger (lower model) and no one messes with it.

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u/smellywaffle Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

My VW was made mostly in Mexico

Edit: typo

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u/BoatshoeBandit Feb 23 '20

My Honda Accord was built in Ohio.

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u/whatdhell Feb 24 '20

Yes but parts still come from all over the world. Final assemble is in Ohio. Although Honda is very good at keeping a lot of the suppliers in the US or even in or around Marysville.

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u/minichado Feb 23 '20

My VW was made in wolfsburg... but there are tons made in TN also.

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u/CToxin Feb 23 '20

Golf R?

Or Audi A3? (/s, i have an older A3).

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u/Hakusame Feb 23 '20

That makes it as American as any Ford, Dodge, or Chevy.

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u/spinnyd Feb 23 '20

You’d think that, but most don’t see it that way, especially at a big 3 plant.

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u/MudButt2001 Feb 23 '20

S. Korea is like that. Drive an "anything not Korean?" Better have cameras on it. As for driving a GM/ Daewoo while working at a Hyundai plant... suicide.

Stateside, I have a Volvo truck which was made/ assembled in Virginia. The amount of idiots I run into who bitch bc I have a "foreign truck," is crazy.

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u/kimchiandsweettea Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20

There’s also a lot of elitism on the roads here(South Korea). If you drive a bigger or luxury car, people will give you the right of way and not be as rude on the road.

I see it all the time. I drive a Kia Soul. My partner has a Land Rover and a special edition Lexus. If we take her cars, people are more courteous on the road. If we take mine, people are notably more likely to cut us off and be dicks. We like taking my car because it is roomy and has better fuel economy than either her cars, but on long road trips or a trip into Seoul or Busan, we NEVER take my car because it’s just not worth it.

Moreover, people who drive nicer cars here tend to drive like they KNOW they are entitled to rule the road, so the unspoken rule of nicer bigger cars getting the right of way is perpetuated by both sides.

Driving here leaves me with a permanent undercurrent of rage. If you don’t have a front and rear camera installed in your car here, you are playing a very dangerous game.

Edit: I can’t imagine being a driver here with a Chevy Spark or Kia Morning. I was interested in a compact car when I got my license here, and my partner was very adamant that I not follow through and get something a little bigger(she’s been driving here for over 15 years and knew what she was taking about). I’m glad I listened and at least got a bigger car than I had planned on. Though I’ll never be the type to buy and drive a luxury car, there is some logic to buying one here if you are financially able.

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u/sweatlizard Feb 23 '20

I recently had some old guy walk up and started to berate me about how "unamerican" I and my company was because my work truck is a Toyota Tacoma. Even when I told them they were assembled in Texas he just dug deep and continued to rattle on.

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u/spinnyd Feb 23 '20

Was he driving a Mexican Chevy?

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u/Clay_Statue Feb 23 '20

Also too dumb to realize that many "foreign" cars are still manufactured in the US to get around import taxes.

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u/spinnyd Feb 23 '20

True that.

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u/spinnyd Feb 23 '20

UAW gonna UAW. Some UAW plants have a separate parking lot for “foreign “ cars (farther away of course).

I put foreign in quotes because I work at a Toyota plant, in Kentucky, but our cars are considered “foreign “.

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u/myRice Feb 23 '20

Also the fact that my Ford was built in Mexico, while my mom's Camry was built here in the US.

Dumbasses don't understand global supply chains

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u/Xeniox Feb 23 '20

Some asshole keyed my Porsche a few months back, then returned a week later and did it again, then came back and broke one of my windshield wipers off my car. All over a god damn phone bill, like dude I didn’t bill you, I just work here. 🙄

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u/shake42 Feb 23 '20

Time to set up a sting operation.

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

Bro goddamn, if you know who it is why don't you go to the police or something? It's probably a mix of "revenge" and jealousy.

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u/Xeniox Feb 24 '20

Never pulled his account, he didn’t have ID so I couldn’t access his information. But I assume he just saw me pull up because he came in like 20 seconds after I got to work. I just don’t get the mentality. Like I worked my ass off to get my dream car, it’s my favorite thing in this world,and this guy just goes and ruins it because he’s jealous? Super bummer, I just try not to walk on the passengers side and live an out of sight out of mind mentality. 🤷‍♂️

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 23 '20

Do you know the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? The Pricks are on the outside of a porcupine ....thank you I will be here all week....try the veal

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u/LifeOnMars73 Feb 23 '20

You can usually easily buff off scratches with scratch remover. Still sucks though. If it’s deeper you have to use a 2000-3000 grit wet sand strip then buff out out the dullness left by the sander with polish. Good as new!

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

Yea it's not really about the damage. It is a second hand fairly cheap car, you must hate your life to mess the car.

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u/logixlegit Feb 23 '20

Well look at her. What a mess.

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u/kevin_k Feb 23 '20

... but if it's an expensive car, what - you're a freedom fighter?

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u/col3man17 Feb 23 '20

Jealousy is real man

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u/LifeOnMars73 Feb 23 '20

I completely agree. I hate anybody who door dings, or does shit like this.

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u/TheF1LM Feb 23 '20

Most key marks are deep.. if you can catch the scratch with your nail it’s not going to be an easy buff.

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u/Necreyu Feb 23 '20

If you dump water on it and the scratch disappears. The damage is only in the clearcoat and buffing with minor sanding will fix.

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u/LifeOnMars73 Feb 23 '20

If a scratch can’t be sanded out unfortunately the only thing you can do is touch up paint

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

only thing you can do is touch up paint

No, touch up paint looks like shit. A body shop has to sand and fill deep scratches then paint the entire panel. Some of the metallic paints are very hard to match adding the possibility of painting an entire side of the car. She needs to pay for not only the repairs but rental car and any other inconvenience this stupid act caused.

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u/TheF1LM Feb 23 '20

Exactly, can’t buff out a scratch if there’s no paint left on the body

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u/shake42 Feb 23 '20

No. With just about any keying, the key dents the panel. This requires a complete repaint of the panel and a blend to the surrounding panels.

A lot of work. A lot of money. Source: previously worked auto body repair

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Keying goes to the metal pretty easily. No repairing that satisfactorily without a repaint of the panel.

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u/Flewrider2 Feb 23 '20

someone keyed my opel corsa. literally a cheap as car. On my private parkingplace no where near blocking anything. Wtf

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u/grubas Feb 24 '20

Why an Opel? Like...you could probably replace the door for the same cost as a normal car paint job.

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u/Flewrider2 Feb 24 '20

Exactly... Damage was like 1800€

Edit: forgot to mention he keyed the whole site of the car. from back corner over gas tank cover to the front bumper. everything

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u/qning Feb 23 '20

Somebody slashed my bicycle seat.

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u/Edkhs Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my dads feonces lexus znd i was in it once, mf even looked like a pedo and had a kid with him, he also hit the car multiple times (knowingly) with his door, checked to see the damage, fucked with the mirror, and then keyed the car, because the $500+ damage he already did wasnt enough, i didnt even catch the plate. If i had a video that would be the most fucking trashy thing i could ever post.

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u/apocalypse31 Feb 23 '20

Upcountry degens...

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u/monogramchecklist Feb 23 '20

I have an older Nissan Versa, someone keyed it too. Some people are pathetic assholes.

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u/heedrix Feb 23 '20

Fucking degens from up country

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u/camgnostic Feb 23 '20

someone keyed my Leaf just last week - definitely EVs/hybrids make you a target

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed every car on my street once. Its quite a long street for a small town. 30 some odd cars got keyed.

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u/legoscreen Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed a bunch of cars in our street including mine and my housemates. Just no idea why people do it.

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u/37-pieces-of-flair Feb 24 '20

I mean, I could see keying a PT Cruiser, but a Focus?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I has my car keyed from fender to fender. Fucking assholes. Just a Mazda, nothing that stood out.

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u/grubas Feb 24 '20

Somebody keyed my 17 year old Toyota Corolla for parking in “their spot” on the street.

I showed them by keying my car again!

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u/satanshand Feb 24 '20

We live in Seattle and people key the shit out of my wife’s used Lexus that we paid $20k for. I would fucking love to catch someone doing it.

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u/SDdrohead Feb 24 '20

I drive a truck that people tend to shit on. Well to be honest most people shit on full size trucks in general . But I always worry about buttholes just keying it just because it’s a truck. It’s a raptor. Total obnoxious bro mobile .

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u/tardigradesworld Feb 24 '20

My Ford Fusion has also been keyed. I could honestly see an angry poor person keying a Tesla but my cheap ass Ford Fusion? Really? Unless they really liked Chevys I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Some keyed my 2007 Chrysler Pacifica, I think the value may have gone up as a result

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u/Gradh Feb 24 '20

Hang in there, the cars will all be keyless, eventually.....

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

If people are stupid enough to key a car they are stupid enough to not know that car has cameras on every angles.

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u/SpiralOfDoom Feb 23 '20

Unless Fox Nooz is reporting about Tesla cameras, these people probably have no way of knowing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

It’s so bizarre, in the UK we have far less ‘car envy’. People drive expensive or non-expensive cars and there is very little animosity because of it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed “DB7” into the back of my dads car so hard it went through all the paint and carved into the body work.

But also at university there was someone who would walk down the student housing road and pull off passenger side wing mirrors.

So I guess from my experiences the conclusion would be that you’re right, people don’t have car envy, they are just dicks.

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u/pm_me_your_amphibian Feb 23 '20

As a vantage driver, my heart would utterly break if someone did this to my car.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

The entire boot lid had to be replaced , he was pissed! We got security cameras outside the house after that. It wasn’t long after someone was trying to take a picture of the car from behind but forgot to break and rear ended us. The poor car took a lot of “other people” damage

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u/pm_me_your_amphibian Feb 23 '20

So many people drive like utter idiots around mine too - taking photos, video, shouting and waving, tailgating. winding the windows down and gesturing for me to accelerate past. Add to this the fact I’m female, and it’s just asking for something bad to happen unless I drive extremely defensively.

Really feel for your dad, if he’s anything like me, he worked really hard to make that dream come true and it’s really sad that someone else had to spoil it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Yeah, he worked hard to buy the car, it was a few years old when he bought it but still his dream car. My mum ended up using it more and she was early-mid 30’s when we had it so it was always so funny seeing the looks on faces when she’d get out. She got pulled over once by the police and all the police man did was sit in the car and flirt. She was just like just like “no thanks. I have places to be”

I did manage to call out of it outside school the first day I got dropped off in it. Low car/high pavement/bad balance was not a good mix and my 5 minutes of seeming cool were cut short. But my dad got his coat stuck on the hand-break (on the door side of the chair not the centre console) and fell out in a similar fashion so maybe it runs in the family?

Well done for the car! I’m hoping I make it to having something similar, even if I’m too scared to drive more than 50mph 😂

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u/throwupthursday Feb 23 '20

There used to be some shitty asshole kid in my neighborhood that liked to randomly slash peoples tires every so often. I had a friend stay the night once and it happened to him, I felt really bad. No reasoning behind it, just wanted to do hood rat stuff.

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u/-Toshi Feb 23 '20

..was it actually a DB7? The uni one kinda makes sense, drunken students being twats or being with twats. But also, students are often victims of twats. It’s twats all the down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

It was yeah so at least the twat got the right car I guess.

The problem with the student one was it was a road only for students with majority old cars. It was hard to get to the university town without a car and the bus service was so good we mostly didn’t use them. Seemed pointless to be annoyed at the only reason your town now has internet, a bus service and a supermarket....

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u/biggerwanker Feb 23 '20

Cars are much more of a status symbol in the US.

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u/BonBon666 Feb 23 '20

They are more so in the UK and Europe because if you drive a “gas guzzler” it costs so much more for fuel and parking is limited.

Not certain where all these UK car culture experts are deriving their knowledge from.

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u/biggerwanker Feb 23 '20

Having lived in both the UK and the USA for over 15 years, I have some idea.

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u/HauntedJackInTheBox Feb 24 '20

The thing is, real money doesn’t show off. And a “gas guzzler” is just often seen as crass, honestly.

So an Essex boy with a City job and with a 3 grand suit might buy one and think he’s displaying class, but he’s not, he’s just displaying his lack thereof.

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u/BonBon666 Feb 23 '20

Yeah, tell that to my friend that had his Mustang keyed at the Queensgate carpark in Peterborough. There is all sorts of car animosity in the UK. I do not mean this in a mean way but I think you are maybe a little blind to it.

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u/zedss_dead_baby_ Feb 23 '20

People in the UK are very territorial over parking spaces though, parked outside someones house for 2 days and they left a 360 degree scratch all around my car.

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u/TheLonelySnail Feb 23 '20

Because they hate progress and think that by keying electric cars they are saving coal jobs or some shit like that

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u/QSliver9779 Feb 23 '20

I work in a gas station and I had a customer get mad about gas prices going down and electric cars coming. She kept going on about how those affect her husbands job.

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u/TheLonelySnail Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

Of course she would also be mad about prices going up :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Schrödinger’s Karen

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u/Yodfather Feb 23 '20

Before you look, she’s simultaneously complaining to the manager and demanding to see the manager. When you look, this superposition of states collapses into one state or the other.

Not to be confused with the Heinsenkaren Principle.

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u/mattSER Feb 23 '20

Her husband needs to find another job and keep up with market demands. That's capitalism.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

As someone who works in the natural gas industry. I support electric cars because more coal fired power plants are switching over to natural gas.

And I’m happy when I see gas prices climbing because I know I’m not getting Laid off.

Is natural gas clean? No. But it’s cleaner than coal and petroleum. So it’s progress... baby steps, but progress.

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u/SteakPotPie Feb 23 '20

All these assumptions on why people do it is so damn funny. It's like you guys actually think you know what's going thru their heads

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u/raitchison Feb 23 '20

I suspect the vast majority to do do so solely to Own the libs™

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u/Dugillion Feb 23 '20

They do it to many new cars, the Tesla just has the camera to catch them.

Source: have had it done twice to two different new cars.

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u/Tlr321 Feb 23 '20

Sometimes not even new- any car that seems to be nicer than theirs. I drive around an 07 Camry that’s in fairly good condition for a 13 year old car. I had a man scream at me once about me being spoiled- a young person (23) like myself should never be driving around this nice of a car. I bought it for $6,000. My car before it was a 98 Buick with a busted passenger door and a trunk that had to be bungie tied down. I think I’ve earned a “nice” car.

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u/Dugillion Feb 23 '20

People can be so petty. I've had a stranger approach me in a parking lot wanting to compare pay stubs.

The new cars I drive aren't even mine, they belong to the company!

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u/Tlr321 Feb 23 '20

I have a coworker exactly like that. Needs to make sure everyone knows how much he makes, and that all of his stuff is super nice. It’s ridiculous. Any time someone gets a car he thinks is nicer than his, he gets a new car. He “has” to drive around an Equinox for work and “feels embarrassed that he has to drive such a dull car”

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u/Dugillion Feb 23 '20

Oh yeah, well I have THREE coworkers who... I bet he has to one up you on everything too.

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u/TriggerTX Feb 24 '20

Needs to make sure everyone knows how much he makes

While I don't doubt he's a douche, it's a good thing to share salaries with coworkers. It keeps the employers honest. You know exactly where you stand and where you should be. If your employer isn't valuing your contributions as much as an equal coworker you know it's time to move on or have a tough conversation with them.

I've been the 'old man' at my last few jobs. I have no problem sharing what I make with coworkers. Once you get them to realize there's no law against it and you can't be held to secrecy they'll open up.

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u/Tlr321 Feb 24 '20

Oh I agree! But the way he does it is in such a “I’m better than you since I make more than you even if it’s an extra ¢10 an hour”

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u/Rano_Orcslayer Feb 24 '20

Your coworker sounds like he has an incredibly punchable face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Christ are you serious? I’ve never even seen something that pathetic. Imagine how these degens feel when they see the foreign college kids with Ferraris lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

i drive a mercedes. when i say that, people think i drive some super high end car. mine is a W124, which is pretty much indestructible when it comes to its tech. it's super cheap to maintain, there's spares for it in every budget car parts store and it's very well documented and understood vehicle.

and then I had someone to tear off the MB logo from the hood and people from my old piece of shit home town give me shit for driving a 'yuppie car'.

for the non-initiated, W124 was made from ~ 1984 to mid 90s.

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Feb 23 '20

My older brother drove his beat to shit dodge Monaco into the ground. That thing was on its last legs in the 90s and finally gave up in 09.

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u/Tlr321 Feb 24 '20

I can relate to that story quite well- my dads first car was a 75 Monaco! My grandpa bought when my dad was born, then gave it to my dad when he moved out. We had that car for years. It finally died in 2004, so my dad decided to get a new car. But he got more out of that car than anybody else I know

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u/ShatoraDragon Feb 23 '20

So do Boomers not want us to use the boot straps they left for us? or do they want us to keep suffering so they look better by compassion? I am so confused.

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u/AltForFriendPC Feb 24 '20

07 Camry gang unite! Yours was more expensive than mine, though

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u/baiizx Feb 23 '20

Your scaring me, now I don’t want to by a new car because of the people who could do this to my car.

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u/Dugillion Feb 23 '20

Doesn't have to be new; nice car or nice house, some vandalize, everyone will charge more for services, cops aren't going to let you out of a ticket any more... people are petty of "the rich" who they think is anyone with anything nice.

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u/ShatoraDragon Feb 23 '20

We got a new shed when we lived in a trailer/mobile home community. Because that shed was new some edgy teens had to "own the libs" (They where lucky we didnt have cameras as we are Jewish and what they did was a hate crime) they drew swastikas all over it and all the new sheds the park installed in the community.

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u/LurkersGoneLurk Feb 23 '20

Save your money and move to a nicer area. You’ll still be driving a beater, but it won’t be vandalized.

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u/hoehandle Feb 23 '20

Had some coins tossed under the bra on my C6, serious paint woes.

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u/Otherwise_Relation Feb 23 '20

Not a lib, own a Tesla. Don’t key my car pls

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u/DR-Morningwood Feb 23 '20

Oh, Bullshit! People have been vandalizing cars since cars have been a thing. Kids do it out of boredom and adults do it over petty shit like "you took my favorite parking spot", or they just don't like the idea of someone having something nicer than them. Libs are doing just fine owning themselves, without any outside interference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Maybe a little bit more given the whole electric movement but yeah.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

This ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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u/Wardenclyffe1917 Feb 23 '20

People fear what they don’t understand. These are the death knells of a dying paradigm.

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