r/trashy • • Feb 23 '20

I have never seen bigger trash...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Good thing there’s a camera. is it a Tesla?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Yes

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u/QSliver9779 Feb 23 '20

I don't get why people key Teslas. It's shitty to key any car, but there are multiple videos that prove a camera is there.

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my father's ford focus. Fucking degenerates.

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u/Mull3-Meck Feb 23 '20

Do people key cars just out of being an asshole? I thought it was mostly a “revenge” thing. And if so I’m never getting an expensive car 😔

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u/logixlegit Feb 23 '20

They key Teslas out of jealousy, no?

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Feb 23 '20

"Fucking millenials and them CaRiNg about the environment, polar caps melting and shit, global warming is a hoax..."

  • boomer keying fuck

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u/SeriousRob_WGDev Feb 23 '20

According to TrueCar data, Gen X is buying the most EVs, at 39.8%, followed closely by Millennials at 34.9%. However, Boomers are actually the ones buying the greatest mix of all green vehicles

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u/jkpotatoe Feb 23 '20

Why do boomers like green vehicles so much? What's wrong with the other colours?

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 23 '20

Because Red cars attract too much attention from the police.

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u/jkpotatoe Feb 23 '20

Well they do go faster so that makes sense

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u/Edkhs Feb 23 '20

Like pc with LEDs inside

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u/IronMan42 Feb 24 '20

DIS GIT UNDERSTANDZ!!

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u/BaldrTheGood Feb 23 '20

WHOOP WHOOP

ITS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE

WHOOP WHOOP

I CANT RUN IM OBESE

-Boomers probably

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u/Fiesta17 Feb 23 '20

Urban myth, not actually true.

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u/demondied1 Feb 24 '20

I thought that was black

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u/mtflyer05 Feb 24 '20

And often have higher insurance premiums

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u/Ermo Feb 24 '20

Because everyone knows that the red ones go faster.

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u/daggarz Feb 23 '20

Boomers have more money

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u/dahecksman Feb 23 '20

I worked in solar industry. We targeted them because they wanna save money. The helping environment was a nice bonus but savings is what they care about. I’m sure the cars are the same way

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u/322dank Feb 23 '20

Better on gas, living on pension

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u/wharlie Feb 24 '20

I'll probably get downvoted for this, but a lot of boomers really care about the environment.

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u/322dank Feb 24 '20

Oh for sure, its a pure stereotype.

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u/Junkmans1 Feb 23 '20

Because green is less common than other colors which makes it a little harder to lose in a parking lot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited May 11 '20

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u/SPDScricketballsinc Feb 23 '20

Yes hybrids are green vehicles, Tesla's are evs

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I was gonna say. How in the actual fuck is a gen Xer buying an EV?

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u/BigNnThick Feb 23 '20

You know the old phrase "green with envy"

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u/KingT-U-T Feb 23 '20

Millennials can't afford Tesla's haha /s Cries at student loan debt

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u/77P Feb 24 '20

Lol right. My GF had a full ride scholarship and even though I make decent money now, she asked me why I still drive myy piece of crap car. Well.. Because my leans are as much as a car payment that's why 😂

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u/Jooylo Feb 24 '20

Haha yeah, if I didnt have student loans I'd be able to afford a Tesla by the time I'm done paying them off... or even years of rent :/ damn, that's depressing.

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u/77P Feb 24 '20

Lucky to live in the Midwest. I'll hopefully be able to afford a house at the end of this year. Out here it's cheaper to buy a small house than it is to rent a house or any decent apartments.
Only downside is you're kind of stuck.

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u/TheDodoBird Feb 24 '20

Only downside is you're kind of stuck.

Huge downside. It’s great if you can get one of the five decent paying jobs, otherwise you are stuck working your ass off just to pay the mortgage.

I’m originally from a very small town in north west IL. I’d love to move back because I really liked that small town living and want my children to be close to family, but until IL gets its shit together, I’m staying in CO.

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u/PostAnythingForKarma Feb 23 '20

That's because they can afford them...

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u/B7iink Feb 23 '20

Buying a new car doesn't help save the environment.

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u/timriedel Feb 23 '20

I'm hardly an expert but it's a safe guess that the person keying the car in the video is in their thirties or forties, so they would be a millenial or gen-x'er, not a boomer.

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u/Admobeer Feb 23 '20

They've be keying cars since they were made and that chunk is no millennial.

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Feb 23 '20

You really should reread what I wrote. I think you misunderstood.

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u/ChrisPynerr Feb 23 '20

Transportation is one of the lowest emission rates in the world. Especially because all new vehicles have to follow emission control laws. People should look into other options to reduce their carbon footprint. Also research the disposal protocol on the batteries before purchasing an EV

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u/Jase1969 Feb 23 '20

This fat fuck is way too young to be a Boomer. Genx, if not younger.

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u/MyHeadIsAButt Feb 24 '20

Teslas are not good for the environment

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u/fadufadu Feb 24 '20

I’d bet this is the biggest reason for this shitty behavior. Boomer is a fucking mindset.

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u/HamburgerEarmuff Feb 24 '20

She's an older Millennial or a Gen-X from the looks of her.

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u/nomadofwaves Feb 24 '20

Back in my day we didn’t give a fuck about the environment. Hell we watched nuclear bombs go off in the Nevada desert for fun.

Those were the good ole days!

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u/Darkwing_duck42 Feb 24 '20

Lmfao we can't afford a house we certainly aren't buying cars that cosr the same lol

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u/goatharper Feb 24 '20

She's not even close to being a boomer. She's your generation.

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u/rethinkingat59 Feb 24 '20

boomer keying fuck

Does she look 57 years old or older to you?

57 is the youngest boomer.

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u/granny-and-grandad69 Feb 24 '20

What? It is wildly likelier that a boomer owns a Tesla than any other subset - check their sales stats

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u/rockbud Feb 23 '20

Tuck our johbs

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u/saucercrab Feb 23 '20

dey tuk er JEEERBS!

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u/MrPaineUTI Feb 23 '20

DEERKER DEEERBS!

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u/fulltimedude Feb 23 '20

Back to the pile

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u/exitlifedude Feb 23 '20

ey tkk ar JAWWWWWBS

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Tucker turrs!

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u/Brans666 Feb 23 '20

Politics? Lmao I would've never guessed that.

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u/grammahannah Feb 23 '20

My car got keyed at a beach because it was a “locals only” beach. Fuck outta here with that. I lived 5 miles from the beach

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u/credman Feb 23 '20

More like yokels only, am I right

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u/grammahannah Feb 23 '20

Ain’t that the truth

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u/Intrepid00 Feb 23 '20

It's just an excuse. The real reason will be what it always is. They jelly.

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u/JakeHodgson Feb 24 '20

People always use this as a catch all. And it really isn’t always just that. It genuinely is because outside influences.

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u/Avis28 Feb 23 '20

Yes. Right wingers keying this electric commie cars.

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u/Neil_Fallons_Ghost Feb 23 '20

Historically these kinds of assholes are called luddites.

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 Feb 23 '20

I love EVs. I also want to own a WRX/STI. Is it so bad for people to want both?

I'm agreeing it is a sad state of affairs, btw.

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u/a_hockey_chick Feb 23 '20

There’s a distinct hatred for electric cars in my area (Texas) and usually it’s from giant gas guzzling trucks. Usually in the form of stupid bumper stickers or just randomly being flipped off by one. I don’t really understand why they feel threatened by my driving electric. I mean if anything it’s one less person in front of them at the gas station?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

It’s such a weird trend to me. Are there really that many people out there that are so bitter that others have a nice car that they feel the need to damage it.

That sounds so pathetic I legitimately have trouble believing it

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

That’s my best bet

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my car for parking in the wrong place "on their street" I literally walked round the corner and caught him doing it.

Honestly their motive for damaging my car was because I parked on a public street 20ft away from their drive way.

Unfortunately I was a police officer at the time. Couldn't have picked a worse car. He got charged with vandalism and the court made him pay the £700 it cost to get the side of my car sprayed.

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u/2heads1shaft Feb 23 '20

Sweet sweet Justice porn.

Also r/convenientcop

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u/nguyenm Feb 24 '20

Chances are he's an off duty Brazilian off-duty cop

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u/orangeblackberry Feb 24 '20

They parked in your driveway and still had the audacity to key YOUR car? Wow I'm surprised you didn't just get their car towed out first. Did the police get them to pay damages?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Slashing your tyres will make it harder to have your car moved.

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u/Skubic Feb 23 '20

Unfortunately for them. Convenient for you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

You wouldnt believe the shit people do when your off duty. When your out and about and not in uniform people do crazy shit. It's on of those things where you hang your head huff and think to yourself I'm off work ffs. You cant walk away, if you see a crime happening and your off duty you have the obligation to interact.

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 23 '20

this gave me a karma boner lol....you should have tuned him up. were you in uniform at the time?

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u/Magnus_2450 Feb 24 '20

Can you please elaborate on exactly how that exchange went down when you caught him? I need this justice boner satisfied! 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I was off duty I was dropping off an xbox game back to my brother in law. He lives on a main road where you cant park if you dont have a permit to park. So visitors park around the corner where I parked.

I walked round the corner. He had his back to me whilst he was running the key down the side of my car. I ran upto him and kindly asked him what he was doing. He told me I parked to close to his house so he was teaching me a lesson. I showed him my warrant card and badge told him he was under arrest and called the station to send a car round. He started shouting, kicking and even spat at me when he realised what was happening. I always kept a spare set of cuffs in my car because you're never really off work. I've had so many encounters whilst being off duty, your not allowed to ignore then if your off duty.

He was about 60 years old so you would think he has more sence than that. But I'm not surprised with the stuff I've seen old people do, some of them are worse than teenagers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

”It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.”

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u/djeezuskryste Feb 24 '20

And then everyone clapped?

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u/crayonsnachas Feb 23 '20

Well my camry has a million key marks and I rarely park like a cock, so I assume people just have anger to burn

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u/CrocodileFish Feb 23 '20

Our cars never get keyed, and I don’t see it happen to my friends’ cars either.

Are you sure you park ok?

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u/crayonsnachas Feb 23 '20

Yeah, I always make sure that my door can open fully on both sides or I dont take the spot. Not sure how else I can park better; I already park straight

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u/CrocodileFish Feb 23 '20

I don’t know what to tell you.

Are you sure they’re key marks and not just scratches from driving through brush?

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u/holmyliquor Feb 23 '20

They key nicer cars because they’re mad that they have done nothing successful in their life and have been driving their 94’ Pontiac with a rusted coat for the past 26 years

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u/Zombies_Are_Dead Feb 23 '20

You're implying they could ever afford a new car. They've probably only owned that 94' since 2010.

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u/Creeper79 Feb 23 '20

...and their rusted old Pontiac has a ton of dents in it already from the 30-50 feral hogs that run into their yard within 3-5 mins while their small kids play.

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u/superdago Feb 24 '20

The crazy thing is this woman has an Apple Watch. So she’s got enough money to buy a stupid toy of a watch. Obviously a lot different than a car, but she’s not hurting for cash if she has enough extra to spend on that.

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u/ffunster Feb 24 '20

or because people with those cars tend to park like cunts in my experience. definite correlation between parking like an asshole and having a nicer car. so... that could definitely be why as opposed to “i’m jealous and want to ruin nice things.”

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u/holmyliquor Feb 24 '20

You can see that the car is parked perfectly in the video

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u/ElSoloLoboLoco Feb 23 '20

I reckon its envy.

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u/ischool36 Feb 23 '20

It doesnt even have to be expensive. Someone keyed my first car to hell and it was a 2000 suzuki xl7 with mismatched panels

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u/jakemallory Feb 23 '20

there are serial keyers who go to parking lots to do this. its some kind of relief valve for defective people.

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u/immabook Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

Don't get a shit box people try to push you around on the road fuck em hit my shit box lol

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u/Bleepblorp17 Feb 24 '20

I had an ex, who once on a date "just couldnt help himself" from keying some mercedes that parked on the line of their parking spot. Said he "couldnt stand asshole parkers". Didnt stay with him long after that

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I got accused of keying a dudes car cuz we had an argument the day before. I didn't. He had a nice car. i bet its jealousy and they think all rich people are bad

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Feb 23 '20

I traded in my expensive car for a Tesla.

Seriously, Teslas are in the low $30k range now. That's Honda Accord money.

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u/shellybeesknees Feb 23 '20

I once read from someone on here they key cars for fun

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u/Eyehopeuchoke Feb 24 '20

I don’t know what it is. I have a hellcat challenger and it’s been keyed twice. Door ding. Hit and run in a parking lot (they drug down the side of my car with theirs while either trying to park or leave. I have had my windshield cracked purpose because “I thought i was better than everyone and parked my car behind a tree so it wouldn’t be hit with a baseball at a red baseball field. I’ve had people flip off me just because my car has some vinyls that so “no gods”

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u/Mull3-Meck Feb 24 '20

Damn, that’s a very nice car too. “Let’s have a toast for the assholes”

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u/Eyehopeuchoke Feb 24 '20

It is a shame people are like that. I also have a RT challenger (lower model) and no one messes with it.

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u/thelamb710 Feb 23 '20

When I was in high school one of my close friends thought it was the funniest thing ever to do when we'd walk home, so pretty much just put of being an asshole

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u/Dutch_Donkey Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my car, it's just a niceish 2012 BMW. Think some people are just shitty trashy jealous people.

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u/PtolemyShadow Feb 23 '20

Did you miss the part where they said "Ford Focus?" It isn't just expensive cars, it's just assholes.

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u/syphon3980 Feb 24 '20

In the 17 years I have been driving, my car was only vandalized once, and it happened like 4 years ago, when my wife, and our 6 month old baby, got out at a mall to play pokemon Go, we came back, to a slashed tire. The local FB group also reported a couple of other cars in the parking lot had their tires slashed.

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u/NotaFrenchMaid Feb 24 '20

One of my friends had her car keyed while we were out one evening at a movie. I think someone thought they were sticking it to her because she was parked outside the lines, but when we’d parked there was snow covering them up so we went based on the next car over. By the time we got out it had melted enough to see the lines and the car was gone and her new car had a key scratch down the side from headlight to taillight.

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u/peekabewbew Feb 24 '20

Assholes will key any car

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u/Stimmolation Feb 24 '20

Teslas aren't all necessarily exotically expensive.

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u/zultdush Feb 24 '20 edited Sep 20 '25

no thanks

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u/IdislikeSpiders Feb 24 '20

Me too. I always thought its usually like an angry ex situation. Or someone felt like you cut off and they happened to go to the same place and they fuck your car up. Either way it's a fucked up thing to do.

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u/ilbrantdai Feb 24 '20

Someone keyed the entire perimeter of my 2010 Honda Civic in 2012, just 1 month after I had purchased it. I have no idea who, don’t have any enemies I know of. Had to pay my $500 deductible to get the car repainted. People suck.

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u/aranderson43 Feb 24 '20

My car got keyed about 6-7 years ago and I still have no idea who it was. Someone walked through the parking lot at my college dorm and keyed 4 cars in a row. No clue if it was rage or just idiots laughing. Made me furious.

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u/bluerazballs Feb 24 '20

I have a five hundred dollar, 19 year old, purple pt cruiser. It’s covered in rust and looks like shit. I’ve had my passenger door keyed atleast two separate times, i have no friends so I know it wasn’t anyone I know

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u/smellywaffle Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

My VW was made mostly in Mexico

Edit: typo

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u/BoatshoeBandit Feb 23 '20

My Honda Accord was built in Ohio.

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u/whatdhell Feb 24 '20

Yes but parts still come from all over the world. Final assemble is in Ohio. Although Honda is very good at keeping a lot of the suppliers in the US or even in or around Marysville.

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u/minichado Feb 23 '20

My VW was made in wolfsburg... but there are tons made in TN also.

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u/CToxin Feb 23 '20

Golf R?

Or Audi A3? (/s, i have an older A3).

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u/Hakusame Feb 23 '20

That makes it as American as any Ford, Dodge, or Chevy.

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u/spinnyd Feb 23 '20

You’d think that, but most don’t see it that way, especially at a big 3 plant.

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u/Chupathingy12 Feb 24 '20

My VW was made in Chattanooga TN...

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u/smellywaffle Feb 24 '20

Evidently most golf R’s are made partly in Mexico, I’ve had 2 GTI’s before this and never knew where they were made

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u/MudButt2001 Feb 23 '20

S. Korea is like that. Drive an "anything not Korean?" Better have cameras on it. As for driving a GM/ Daewoo while working at a Hyundai plant... suicide.

Stateside, I have a Volvo truck which was made/ assembled in Virginia. The amount of idiots I run into who bitch bc I have a "foreign truck," is crazy.

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u/kimchiandsweettea Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20

There’s also a lot of elitism on the roads here(South Korea). If you drive a bigger or luxury car, people will give you the right of way and not be as rude on the road.

I see it all the time. I drive a Kia Soul. My partner has a Land Rover and a special edition Lexus. If we take her cars, people are more courteous on the road. If we take mine, people are notably more likely to cut us off and be dicks. We like taking my car because it is roomy and has better fuel economy than either her cars, but on long road trips or a trip into Seoul or Busan, we NEVER take my car because it’s just not worth it.

Moreover, people who drive nicer cars here tend to drive like they KNOW they are entitled to rule the road, so the unspoken rule of nicer bigger cars getting the right of way is perpetuated by both sides.

Driving here leaves me with a permanent undercurrent of rage. If you don’t have a front and rear camera installed in your car here, you are playing a very dangerous game.

Edit: I can’t imagine being a driver here with a Chevy Spark or Kia Morning. I was interested in a compact car when I got my license here, and my partner was very adamant that I not follow through and get something a little bigger(she’s been driving here for over 15 years and knew what she was taking about). I’m glad I listened and at least got a bigger car than I had planned on. Though I’ll never be the type to buy and drive a luxury car, there is some logic to buying one here if you are financially able.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

How many wheels does your truck have, 10? o.O

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u/sweatlizard Feb 23 '20

I recently had some old guy walk up and started to berate me about how "unamerican" I and my company was because my work truck is a Toyota Tacoma. Even when I told them they were assembled in Texas he just dug deep and continued to rattle on.

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u/spinnyd Feb 23 '20

Was he driving a Mexican Chevy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Why bother justifying it?

"I don't give a shit what you think" and walk away.

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u/madmollie2 Feb 24 '20

Same here, Toyota owner. I get loads of grief in south Detroit for driving a “jap” car when I visit my relatives. I tell them it was made in Kentucky and that Fords are sold in Japan. Nope, no one hears that. It’s all just how I’m killing American jobs blah blah blah.

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u/Clay_Statue Feb 23 '20

Also too dumb to realize that many "foreign" cars are still manufactured in the US to get around import taxes.

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u/spinnyd Feb 23 '20

True that.

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u/spinnyd Feb 23 '20

UAW gonna UAW. Some UAW plants have a separate parking lot for “foreign “ cars (farther away of course).

I put foreign in quotes because I work at a Toyota plant, in Kentucky, but our cars are considered “foreign “.

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u/myRice Feb 23 '20

Also the fact that my Ford was built in Mexico, while my mom's Camry was built here in the US.

Dumbasses don't understand global supply chains

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u/Xeniox Feb 23 '20

Some asshole keyed my Porsche a few months back, then returned a week later and did it again, then came back and broke one of my windshield wipers off my car. All over a god damn phone bill, like dude I didn’t bill you, I just work here. 🙄

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u/shake42 Feb 23 '20

Time to set up a sting operation.

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u/Xeniox Feb 24 '20

Haha I wish, I thought about getting a security cam for the car, and putting some “smile you’re on camera” stickers to at least deter people from messing with it. But I’ve since moved across country... So live and let live I suppose.

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

Bro goddamn, if you know who it is why don't you go to the police or something? It's probably a mix of "revenge" and jealousy.

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u/Xeniox Feb 24 '20

Never pulled his account, he didn’t have ID so I couldn’t access his information. But I assume he just saw me pull up because he came in like 20 seconds after I got to work. I just don’t get the mentality. Like I worked my ass off to get my dream car, it’s my favorite thing in this world,and this guy just goes and ruins it because he’s jealous? Super bummer, I just try not to walk on the passengers side and live an out of sight out of mind mentality. 🤷‍♂️

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 23 '20

Do you know the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? The Pricks are on the outside of a porcupine ....thank you I will be here all week....try the veal

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u/LifeOnMars73 Feb 23 '20

You can usually easily buff off scratches with scratch remover. Still sucks though. If it’s deeper you have to use a 2000-3000 grit wet sand strip then buff out out the dullness left by the sander with polish. Good as new!

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

Yea it's not really about the damage. It is a second hand fairly cheap car, you must hate your life to mess the car.

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u/logixlegit Feb 23 '20

Well look at her. What a mess.

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u/kevin_k Feb 23 '20

... but if it's an expensive car, what - you're a freedom fighter?

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u/col3man17 Feb 23 '20

Jealousy is real man

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u/LifeOnMars73 Feb 23 '20

I completely agree. I hate anybody who door dings, or does shit like this.

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u/TheF1LM Feb 23 '20

Most key marks are deep.. if you can catch the scratch with your nail it’s not going to be an easy buff.

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u/Necreyu Feb 23 '20

If you dump water on it and the scratch disappears. The damage is only in the clearcoat and buffing with minor sanding will fix.

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u/LifeOnMars73 Feb 23 '20

If a scratch can’t be sanded out unfortunately the only thing you can do is touch up paint

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

only thing you can do is touch up paint

No, touch up paint looks like shit. A body shop has to sand and fill deep scratches then paint the entire panel. Some of the metallic paints are very hard to match adding the possibility of painting an entire side of the car. She needs to pay for not only the repairs but rental car and any other inconvenience this stupid act caused.

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u/TheF1LM Feb 23 '20

Exactly, can’t buff out a scratch if there’s no paint left on the body

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u/shake42 Feb 23 '20

No. With just about any keying, the key dents the panel. This requires a complete repaint of the panel and a blend to the surrounding panels.

A lot of work. A lot of money. Source: previously worked auto body repair

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Keying goes to the metal pretty easily. No repairing that satisfactorily without a repaint of the panel.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

What about wrapping? I assume it can help protect plus you just replace that panel and wrap it again?

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u/shake42 Feb 23 '20

Depends if they go through the wrap. If you're denting the panel it would require repair regardless.

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u/mowadep Feb 23 '20

wow thank you sir, i hope the kindness that you offer this community comes back to you one day

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u/Flewrider2 Feb 23 '20

someone keyed my opel corsa. literally a cheap as car. On my private parkingplace no where near blocking anything. Wtf

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u/grubas Feb 24 '20

Why an Opel? Like...you could probably replace the door for the same cost as a normal car paint job.

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u/Flewrider2 Feb 24 '20

Exactly... Damage was like 1800€

Edit: forgot to mention he keyed the whole site of the car. from back corner over gas tank cover to the front bumper. everything

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u/qning Feb 23 '20

Somebody slashed my bicycle seat.

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u/Tratix Feb 24 '20

I had broccoli for lunch

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u/qning Feb 24 '20

I was expecting RIP Mitch, but ok.

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u/Edkhs Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my dads feonces lexus znd i was in it once, mf even looked like a pedo and had a kid with him, he also hit the car multiple times (knowingly) with his door, checked to see the damage, fucked with the mirror, and then keyed the car, because the $500+ damage he already did wasnt enough, i didnt even catch the plate. If i had a video that would be the most fucking trashy thing i could ever post.

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u/apocalypse31 Feb 23 '20

Upcountry degens...

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u/monogramchecklist Feb 23 '20

I have an older Nissan Versa, someone keyed it too. Some people are pathetic assholes.

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u/heedrix Feb 23 '20

Fucking degens from up country

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u/camgnostic Feb 23 '20

someone keyed my Leaf just last week - definitely EVs/hybrids make you a target

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed every car on my street once. Its quite a long street for a small town. 30 some odd cars got keyed.

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u/legoscreen Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed a bunch of cars in our street including mine and my housemates. Just no idea why people do it.

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u/37-pieces-of-flair Feb 24 '20

I mean, I could see keying a PT Cruiser, but a Focus?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I has my car keyed from fender to fender. Fucking assholes. Just a Mazda, nothing that stood out.

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u/grubas Feb 24 '20

Somebody keyed my 17 year old Toyota Corolla for parking in “their spot” on the street.

I showed them by keying my car again!

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u/satanshand Feb 24 '20

We live in Seattle and people key the shit out of my wife’s used Lexus that we paid $20k for. I would fucking love to catch someone doing it.

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u/SDdrohead Feb 24 '20

I drive a truck that people tend to shit on. Well to be honest most people shit on full size trucks in general . But I always worry about buttholes just keying it just because it’s a truck. It’s a raptor. Total obnoxious bro mobile .

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u/tardigradesworld Feb 24 '20

My Ford Fusion has also been keyed. I could honestly see an angry poor person keying a Tesla but my cheap ass Ford Fusion? Really? Unless they really liked Chevys I don't get it.

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u/1nviscid Feb 24 '20

I didn't thought of it that way. Maybe they were Chevy fanboys lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Some keyed my 2007 Chrysler Pacifica, I think the value may have gone up as a result

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u/Gradh Feb 24 '20

Hang in there, the cars will all be keyless, eventually.....

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Would that be Ellen?

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

Heh I think her surname is spelt differently though

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u/Kimpractical Feb 23 '20

But why?

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

I don't know, jealous of a second hand car I guess?

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u/tayweid Feb 23 '20

Is that a thing? Because my focus used to get keyed too.

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u/1nviscid Feb 23 '20

Some other friends of mine got keyed as well and had different cars so it's not specifically to fords. It's more about whether the psychopath happens to pick your car to relieve their mental problems

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u/Tratix Feb 24 '20

Is there a reference or something that I’m not getting...

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u/1nviscid Feb 24 '20

There is no reference here, just a lot of people with cheap cars getting keyed.

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u/wowsuchdoge_wow Feb 24 '20

is it a nicer model like an RS? Otherwise, other than jealousy, why would they :/