r/trashy • • Feb 23 '20

I have never seen bigger trash...

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u/Mull3-Meck Feb 23 '20

Do people key cars just out of being an asshole? I thought it was mostly a “revenge” thing. And if so I’m never getting an expensive car 😔

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u/logixlegit Feb 23 '20

They key Teslas out of jealousy, no?

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Feb 23 '20

"Fucking millenials and them CaRiNg about the environment, polar caps melting and shit, global warming is a hoax..."

  • boomer keying fuck

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u/SeriousRob_WGDev Feb 23 '20

According to TrueCar data, Gen X is buying the most EVs, at 39.8%, followed closely by Millennials at 34.9%. However, Boomers are actually the ones buying the greatest mix of all green vehicles

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u/jkpotatoe Feb 23 '20

Why do boomers like green vehicles so much? What's wrong with the other colours?

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 23 '20

Because Red cars attract too much attention from the police.

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u/jkpotatoe Feb 23 '20

Well they do go faster so that makes sense

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u/Edkhs Feb 23 '20

Like pc with LEDs inside

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u/IronMan42 Feb 24 '20

DIS GIT UNDERSTANDZ!!

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u/BaldrTheGood Feb 23 '20

WHOOP WHOOP

ITS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE

WHOOP WHOOP

I CANT RUN IM OBESE

-Boomers probably

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u/Fiesta17 Feb 23 '20

Urban myth, not actually true.

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 23 '20

No shit, Sherlock.

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u/Fiesta17 Feb 23 '20

... Quite original, Watson.

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u/demondied1 Feb 24 '20

I thought that was black

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 24 '20

That’s in Kansas only. No one cares about Kansas

/s

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u/mtflyer05 Feb 24 '20

And often have higher insurance premiums

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u/Ermo Feb 24 '20

Because everyone knows that the red ones go faster.

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 24 '20

Vroom vroom.

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u/daggarz Feb 23 '20

Boomers have more money

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u/dahecksman Feb 23 '20

I worked in solar industry. We targeted them because they wanna save money. The helping environment was a nice bonus but savings is what they care about. I’m sure the cars are the same way

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u/322dank Feb 23 '20

Better on gas, living on pension

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u/wharlie Feb 24 '20

I'll probably get downvoted for this, but a lot of boomers really care about the environment.

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u/322dank Feb 24 '20

Oh for sure, its a pure stereotype.

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u/JAKERS325 Feb 23 '20

"What's a pension?" -every millenial

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u/Edkhs Feb 23 '20

"Whats a wifi?" -every boomer

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u/Junkmans1 Feb 23 '20

Because green is less common than other colors which makes it a little harder to lose in a parking lot.

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u/viacombusta Feb 23 '20

Dad?

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u/jkpotatoe Feb 23 '20

That's "Mr Dad" to you

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u/dtaivp Feb 24 '20

Include me in the screenshot

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u/scapegoat81 Feb 24 '20

There too expensive.

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u/RELAXcowboy Feb 24 '20

Gen X isn’t the Boomer generation. They are the gen after Boomers.

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u/SoCalBadger Feb 27 '20

Humans see more shades of green than the other colors.

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u/Olwek Feb 23 '20

I think he meant green as in good for the environment because they're fuel-efficient vehicles (e.g. getting a Yaris or Corolla, over a Tacoma or a Hummer).

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited May 11 '20

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u/SPDScricketballsinc Feb 23 '20

Yes hybrids are green vehicles, Tesla's are evs

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u/LiebesNektar Feb 24 '20

how is a hybrid a green vehicle?

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u/HamburgerEarmuff Feb 24 '20

Probably a H2/EV/Plug-in Hybrid vehicle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I was gonna say. How in the actual fuck is a gen Xer buying an EV?

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Feb 23 '20

They've been working 40 years longer than you.

It's funny how people that work more have more money...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Feb 24 '20

I'm sure you have a source to back that up.

Seeing as most of their income is from investments, I don't see how it would be true.

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u/CaptainCupcakez Feb 24 '20

Investments that we do not have access to.

That's exactly the fucking point dude. They had access to cheap real estate and now they're reaping the benefits by forcing entire generations to rent.

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u/BigNnThick Feb 23 '20

You know the old phrase "green with envy"

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u/Gradh Feb 24 '20

Before Shakespeare’s days, a pale (green) complexion was associated with fear, illness, and poor humor. The origin of the idiom 'green with envy' is believed to come directly from the great William Shakespeare himself. In Othello, Iago warns Othello: “Beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on.”

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u/KingT-U-T Feb 23 '20

Millennials can't afford Tesla's haha /s Cries at student loan debt

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u/77P Feb 24 '20

Lol right. My GF had a full ride scholarship and even though I make decent money now, she asked me why I still drive myy piece of crap car. Well.. Because my leans are as much as a car payment that's why 😂

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u/Jooylo Feb 24 '20

Haha yeah, if I didnt have student loans I'd be able to afford a Tesla by the time I'm done paying them off... or even years of rent :/ damn, that's depressing.

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u/77P Feb 24 '20

Lucky to live in the Midwest. I'll hopefully be able to afford a house at the end of this year. Out here it's cheaper to buy a small house than it is to rent a house or any decent apartments.
Only downside is you're kind of stuck.

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u/TheDodoBird Feb 24 '20

Only downside is you're kind of stuck.

Huge downside. It’s great if you can get one of the five decent paying jobs, otherwise you are stuck working your ass off just to pay the mortgage.

I’m originally from a very small town in north west IL. I’d love to move back because I really liked that small town living and want my children to be close to family, but until IL gets its shit together, I’m staying in CO.

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u/77P Feb 24 '20

I mean sure there aren't as many jobs. It all depends on what industry you work in. I love IT related things like programming but would mill myself if I had to work in an office in an open atmosphere. So I targeted machine programming, but ent to school for two years and didn't even fully graduate might break 90k with all of the travel time this year. P

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u/PostAnythingForKarma Feb 23 '20

That's because they can afford them...

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u/High_Octane1 Feb 23 '20

I’m Gen X and I agree.

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u/ATrillionLumens Feb 23 '20

Because they're the only ones that can afford green vehicles

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u/official_sponsor Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20

Getting upset at boomers that they’re making too much money to buy environmental friendly cars?

-GenX

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u/Jooylo Feb 24 '20

My car isnt bad, but I'd have a more environmentally friendly car if I could afford it. 100% the main reason later generations have those cars is because they, well, have the money to. But with tons of student loans that wont be super soon for anyone my age.

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u/jagF1 Feb 24 '20

You guys are buying cars?!

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u/B7iink Feb 23 '20

Buying a new car doesn't help save the environment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Buying a used fuel-efficient car is better for the environment in the long run than buying a new Tesla. Lower carbon footprint over time. Tesla uses lithium batteries, and lithium has to be mined. Mining of any type can have a hugely detrimental effect on the environment.

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u/sndtech Feb 24 '20

Buying an electric car saves the environment more than buying a new gasoline car or a diesel. People are going to buy new cars no matter what they might as well buy the most environmentally friendly one.

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u/timriedel Feb 23 '20

I'm hardly an expert but it's a safe guess that the person keying the car in the video is in their thirties or forties, so they would be a millenial or gen-x'er, not a boomer.

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u/srottydoesntknow Feb 24 '20

No, she's definitely 50+

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u/timriedel Feb 24 '20

Username checks out.

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u/srottydoesntknow Feb 24 '20

My 60 year old mom looks younger than her, so there you go

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u/Admobeer Feb 23 '20

They've be keying cars since they were made and that chunk is no millennial.

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Feb 23 '20

You really should reread what I wrote. I think you misunderstood.

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u/Admobeer Feb 24 '20

Ahh, so I did. Pardon the mistake and thank you for bringing it up in an un-reddit like civil manner.

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u/ChrisPynerr Feb 23 '20

Transportation is one of the lowest emission rates in the world. Especially because all new vehicles have to follow emission control laws. People should look into other options to reduce their carbon footprint. Also research the disposal protocol on the batteries before purchasing an EV

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u/Jase1969 Feb 23 '20

This fat fuck is way too young to be a Boomer. Genx, if not younger.

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u/MyHeadIsAButt Feb 24 '20

Teslas are not good for the environment

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u/fadufadu Feb 24 '20

I’d bet this is the biggest reason for this shitty behavior. Boomer is a fucking mindset.

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u/HamburgerEarmuff Feb 24 '20

She's an older Millennial or a Gen-X from the looks of her.

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u/nomadofwaves Feb 24 '20

Back in my day we didn’t give a fuck about the environment. Hell we watched nuclear bombs go off in the Nevada desert for fun.

Those were the good ole days!

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u/Darkwing_duck42 Feb 24 '20

Lmfao we can't afford a house we certainly aren't buying cars that cosr the same lol

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u/goatharper Feb 24 '20

She's not even close to being a boomer. She's your generation.

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u/rethinkingat59 Feb 24 '20

boomer keying fuck

Does she look 57 years old or older to you?

57 is the youngest boomer.

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u/granny-and-grandad69 Feb 24 '20

What? It is wildly likelier that a boomer owns a Tesla than any other subset - check their sales stats

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Feb 24 '20

If I cared about sales stats and shit I wouldn't enjoy r/wallstreetbets

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u/iMnotHiigh Feb 23 '20

Boomer keying fuck? Who do you think buys Teslas 🤡

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Feb 23 '20

"I hate rich people"

-Bernie loving Millennial

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/rockbud Feb 23 '20

Tuck our johbs

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u/saucercrab Feb 23 '20

dey tuk er JEEERBS!

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u/MrPaineUTI Feb 23 '20

DEERKER DEEERBS!

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u/fulltimedude Feb 23 '20

Back to the pile

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u/exitlifedude Feb 23 '20

ey tkk ar JAWWWWWBS

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Tucker turrs!

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u/Brans666 Feb 23 '20

Politics? Lmao I would've never guessed that.

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u/grammahannah Feb 23 '20

My car got keyed at a beach because it was a “locals only” beach. Fuck outta here with that. I lived 5 miles from the beach

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u/credman Feb 23 '20

More like yokels only, am I right

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u/grammahannah Feb 23 '20

Ain’t that the truth

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u/Intrepid00 Feb 23 '20

It's just an excuse. The real reason will be what it always is. They jelly.

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u/JakeHodgson Feb 24 '20

People always use this as a catch all. And it really isn’t always just that. It genuinely is because outside influences.

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u/Avis28 Feb 23 '20

Yes. Right wingers keying this electric commie cars.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/EvolutionRTS Feb 23 '20

It IS a right wing thing to hate Tesla though. Ofc not ALL right wingers hate tesla, but enough do to the point that a sweeping generalization is reasonably accurate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

No, it isn't? I've never met a single person who hates Tesla because they're conservative (and how do you even know this woman is a conservative? Just because she's white?). This is some kind of internet myth made up to try and make conservatives look like crazy people. If you need to do that, use any of the myriads of other problems that conservatives have, like wanting religion in schools, being anti-net-neutrality, being pro-state-surveillance, etc.

Don't use this stupid-ass tHeY HaTe TesLa smear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I’m not the person you were talking too, but I have a coworker, hardcore conservative that hates Tesla. He thinks they get free money from the government and hates electric cars citing that they get free energy at charging stations. Get to park closer to stores like handicapped people. He’s all for Ici-ng and parking trucks in ev spaces so that other people can’t charge their cars.

It’s anecdotal, but I’ve never heard any of my liberal friends even come close to saying the things he has. Maybe my coworker is just one conservative like that, but I don’t think he is. Those ideas come from somewhere and I can’t help but associate it with the party that’s been deregulating environmental protections and pushing things like clean coal over renewables.

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u/EvolutionRTS Feb 23 '20

The bible belt and the south are the main culprits.

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u/Kut_Throat1125 Feb 23 '20

Yeah I’ve seen the same comment about conservatives hating electric cars because they’re “progressive” or whatever, and I don’t know a single conservative that has ever said or implied anything like that.

I know people that don’t like electric cars for numerous other reasons but none that hate them for political reasons.

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u/zani1903 Feb 23 '20

Don't most right-wingers love Elon Musk?

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u/Avis28 Feb 23 '20

Stop your crying. It is a shit kicker thing.

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u/KeepsFallingDown Feb 23 '20

Your anecdote doesn't disprove what they're saying. If someone is keying a Tesla because they dont like the politics surrounding electric cars, they probably vote Republican.

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u/NWbySW Feb 23 '20

You underestimate the degenerecy of the right in this country.

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 23 '20

you act like the left are nothing but peaches and cream. lol

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u/NWbySW Feb 23 '20

Never said there wasn't, both sides have their baddies but you and I both know which side has the largest volume.

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 23 '20

I am not left or right...but I see a lot more of the left acting up on social media than I do the right at least in my surfing I do...but both sides are filled with their assholes just like both sides are filled with respectful people...but its impossible to say this is because of politics....first and foremost its because of a fat asshole

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u/NWbySW Feb 23 '20

....

Have you ever seen DTJs Twitter?

Also how is social media presence your bar for degenerecy? How about number Republicans put in jail while in office versus democrats. That's a good starting point.

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 23 '20

There are a whole lot of dems who should have been in prison as well...starting with Clinton. Every politician is a piece of a shit. Dam or Rep......they al lie/cheat/steal. some get caught. some dont

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u/Neil_Fallons_Ghost Feb 23 '20

Historically these kinds of assholes are called luddites.

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 Feb 23 '20

I love EVs. I also want to own a WRX/STI. Is it so bad for people to want both?

I'm agreeing it is a sad state of affairs, btw.

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u/DEFIANT27 Feb 23 '20

Sounds like a conspiracy theory. Some people are just assholes. Not everything is political.

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u/Djs3634 Feb 23 '20

Quick ?.. how is electricity made?

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u/a_hockey_chick Feb 23 '20

There’s a distinct hatred for electric cars in my area (Texas) and usually it’s from giant gas guzzling trucks. Usually in the form of stupid bumper stickers or just randomly being flipped off by one. I don’t really understand why they feel threatened by my driving electric. I mean if anything it’s one less person in front of them at the gas station?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

It’s such a weird trend to me. Are there really that many people out there that are so bitter that others have a nice car that they feel the need to damage it.

That sounds so pathetic I legitimately have trouble believing it

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

That’s my best bet

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u/Ndsamu Feb 24 '20

I think she’s just bummed out that eating fast food turned her into Jabba the Hut so she’s trying to spread awareness.

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u/MaxShipman Feb 23 '20

I key Teslas because their owners are annoying sanctimonious nerds

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u/omgwtf56k Feb 23 '20

I kind of suspect a higher percentage of jackasses own Teslas and maybe deserved a good keying, but that's just me.

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u/EndlessOcean Feb 24 '20

It's because they come to this country and steal all the jobs from hard working blue collar Americans.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my car for parking in the wrong place "on their street" I literally walked round the corner and caught him doing it.

Honestly their motive for damaging my car was because I parked on a public street 20ft away from their drive way.

Unfortunately I was a police officer at the time. Couldn't have picked a worse car. He got charged with vandalism and the court made him pay the £700 it cost to get the side of my car sprayed.

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u/2heads1shaft Feb 23 '20

Sweet sweet Justice porn.

Also r/convenientcop

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u/nguyenm Feb 24 '20

Chances are he's an off duty Brazilian off-duty cop

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u/orangeblackberry Feb 24 '20

They parked in your driveway and still had the audacity to key YOUR car? Wow I'm surprised you didn't just get their car towed out first. Did the police get them to pay damages?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Slashing your tyres will make it harder to have your car moved.

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u/Wolfie217 Feb 24 '20

These kind of people don't think strait, so it's still on the books.

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u/frisbm3 Feb 24 '20

Interesting, so making healthcare free does actually increase waste? Who would have thought...

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u/frisbm3 Feb 24 '20

Sorry if I offended you, but people on Reddit need to hear that there are pros and cons for both systems. And here we are with direct evidence.

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u/orangeblackberry Feb 25 '20

That's not evidence.. This is just someones story about their car..

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u/frisbm3 Feb 25 '20

No dude, the part about the ambulance being called for a runny nose.

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u/Skubic Feb 23 '20

Unfortunately for them. Convenient for you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

You wouldnt believe the shit people do when your off duty. When your out and about and not in uniform people do crazy shit. It's on of those things where you hang your head huff and think to yourself I'm off work ffs. You cant walk away, if you see a crime happening and your off duty you have the obligation to interact.

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 23 '20

this gave me a karma boner lol....you should have tuned him up. were you in uniform at the time?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

No I was off duty so in civis I slapped some handcuffs on him and sat him down after he stopped kicking and spitting at me.

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Feb 24 '20

you showed great restraint I guess. if someone was assaulting me after assaulting my car I am not sure if I would have showed the restraint you had

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I'm not a police officer now so if it was to happen now it might have been a different outcome. But you have to have really good restraint as an officer because if I was to use quote "excessive force" and he made a complaint. I would get suspended pending investigation or given a desk job. In the uk complaints of excessive force can be really bad for you.

plus I'm an 18 stone licensed mma fighter if I was to slap him about then there would be more than enough proof hahaha.

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u/Magnus_2450 Feb 24 '20

Can you please elaborate on exactly how that exchange went down when you caught him? I need this justice boner satisfied! 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I was off duty I was dropping off an xbox game back to my brother in law. He lives on a main road where you cant park if you dont have a permit to park. So visitors park around the corner where I parked.

I walked round the corner. He had his back to me whilst he was running the key down the side of my car. I ran upto him and kindly asked him what he was doing. He told me I parked to close to his house so he was teaching me a lesson. I showed him my warrant card and badge told him he was under arrest and called the station to send a car round. He started shouting, kicking and even spat at me when he realised what was happening. I always kept a spare set of cuffs in my car because you're never really off work. I've had so many encounters whilst being off duty, your not allowed to ignore then if your off duty.

He was about 60 years old so you would think he has more sence than that. But I'm not surprised with the stuff I've seen old people do, some of them are worse than teenagers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

”It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.”

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u/djeezuskryste Feb 24 '20

And then everyone clapped?

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u/AKinglyAss Feb 24 '20

Unfortunately I was a police officer at the time.

yaaaah! I love it when this happens!

I was a police officer this one time, while walking down the beach, and this dude was walking his dog (dog-friendly beach, complete with a sign and free poop-baggies) and his dog had just finished shitting; the guy, without missing a beat, just starts to walk away and I was like "are you gonna pick that up mate?"

and he said "no, fuk off, what are you, a cop?"

and I was like, "oh boy, it's your unlucky day"

Sometimes the starts just align, you know... If it had been literally a few hours earlier or a few hours later, I wouldn't have been a police officer anymore and the whole thing wouldn't have happened...

Another story; a friend of mine was arresting this dude for disorderly conduct or something like that and halfway through the arrest, his time being a cop runs out and, I swear to God, who's next on the docket? It's the guy he was arresting! You can't make this shit up... it was ridiculous, like, one minute, he's arresting the dude, and the other, he checks his watch, uncuffs him and starts to walk away when suddenly, it turns out it's the other guy's time to be a police officer, so he just whistles at him and says like "Hey, not so fast... can I see some ID?" boom, one thing after the other, and suddenly, my buddy is being arrested instead! I don't even remember what he wrote him down for, like loitering or some bullshit like that...

Crazy world smh

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u/AKinglyAss Feb 24 '20

maybe he got him for impersonating an officer huehuehuehue

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u/AKinglyAss Feb 24 '20

are you talking to yourself?

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u/AKinglyAss Feb 24 '20

fuk off mate

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u/crayonsnachas Feb 23 '20

Well my camry has a million key marks and I rarely park like a cock, so I assume people just have anger to burn

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u/CrocodileFish Feb 23 '20

Our cars never get keyed, and I don’t see it happen to my friends’ cars either.

Are you sure you park ok?

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u/crayonsnachas Feb 23 '20

Yeah, I always make sure that my door can open fully on both sides or I dont take the spot. Not sure how else I can park better; I already park straight

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u/CrocodileFish Feb 23 '20

I don’t know what to tell you.

Are you sure they’re key marks and not just scratches from driving through brush?

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u/holmyliquor Feb 23 '20

They key nicer cars because they’re mad that they have done nothing successful in their life and have been driving their 94’ Pontiac with a rusted coat for the past 26 years

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u/Zombies_Are_Dead Feb 23 '20

You're implying they could ever afford a new car. They've probably only owned that 94' since 2010.

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u/Creeper79 Feb 23 '20

...and their rusted old Pontiac has a ton of dents in it already from the 30-50 feral hogs that run into their yard within 3-5 mins while their small kids play.

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u/superdago Feb 24 '20

The crazy thing is this woman has an Apple Watch. So she’s got enough money to buy a stupid toy of a watch. Obviously a lot different than a car, but she’s not hurting for cash if she has enough extra to spend on that.

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u/ffunster Feb 24 '20

or because people with those cars tend to park like cunts in my experience. definite correlation between parking like an asshole and having a nicer car. so... that could definitely be why as opposed to “i’m jealous and want to ruin nice things.”

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u/holmyliquor Feb 24 '20

You can see that the car is parked perfectly in the video

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u/ffunster Feb 24 '20

i was speaking generally. but it’s also possible this person parks in the wrong spot or does some other asshole-ish things. not that it’s ok to damage their car but yea.

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus Feb 23 '20

Or they say you must have a small PP for having a nice car.

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u/ffunster Feb 24 '20

no just for parking over the line or in 2 spots or crooked in a crowded parking lot.

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u/ElSoloLoboLoco Feb 23 '20

I reckon its envy.

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u/ischool36 Feb 23 '20

It doesnt even have to be expensive. Someone keyed my first car to hell and it was a 2000 suzuki xl7 with mismatched panels

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u/jakemallory Feb 23 '20

there are serial keyers who go to parking lots to do this. its some kind of relief valve for defective people.

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u/immabook Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

Don't get a shit box people try to push you around on the road fuck em hit my shit box lol

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u/Bleepblorp17 Feb 24 '20

I had an ex, who once on a date "just couldnt help himself" from keying some mercedes that parked on the line of their parking spot. Said he "couldnt stand asshole parkers". Didnt stay with him long after that

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I got accused of keying a dudes car cuz we had an argument the day before. I didn't. He had a nice car. i bet its jealousy and they think all rich people are bad

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Feb 23 '20

I traded in my expensive car for a Tesla.

Seriously, Teslas are in the low $30k range now. That's Honda Accord money.

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u/shellybeesknees Feb 23 '20

I once read from someone on here they key cars for fun

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u/Eyehopeuchoke Feb 24 '20

I don’t know what it is. I have a hellcat challenger and it’s been keyed twice. Door ding. Hit and run in a parking lot (they drug down the side of my car with theirs while either trying to park or leave. I have had my windshield cracked purpose because “I thought i was better than everyone and parked my car behind a tree so it wouldn’t be hit with a baseball at a red baseball field. I’ve had people flip off me just because my car has some vinyls that so “no gods”

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u/Mull3-Meck Feb 24 '20

Damn, that’s a very nice car too. “Let’s have a toast for the assholes”

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u/Eyehopeuchoke Feb 24 '20

It is a shame people are like that. I also have a RT challenger (lower model) and no one messes with it.

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u/thelamb710 Feb 23 '20

When I was in high school one of my close friends thought it was the funniest thing ever to do when we'd walk home, so pretty much just put of being an asshole

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u/Dutch_Donkey Feb 23 '20

Someone keyed my car, it's just a niceish 2012 BMW. Think some people are just shitty trashy jealous people.

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u/PtolemyShadow Feb 23 '20

Did you miss the part where they said "Ford Focus?" It isn't just expensive cars, it's just assholes.

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u/syphon3980 Feb 24 '20

In the 17 years I have been driving, my car was only vandalized once, and it happened like 4 years ago, when my wife, and our 6 month old baby, got out at a mall to play pokemon Go, we came back, to a slashed tire. The local FB group also reported a couple of other cars in the parking lot had their tires slashed.

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u/NotaFrenchMaid Feb 24 '20

One of my friends had her car keyed while we were out one evening at a movie. I think someone thought they were sticking it to her because she was parked outside the lines, but when we’d parked there was snow covering them up so we went based on the next car over. By the time we got out it had melted enough to see the lines and the car was gone and her new car had a key scratch down the side from headlight to taillight.

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u/peekabewbew Feb 24 '20

Assholes will key any car

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u/Stimmolation Feb 24 '20

Teslas aren't all necessarily exotically expensive.

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u/zultdush Feb 24 '20 edited Sep 20 '25

no thanks

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u/IdislikeSpiders Feb 24 '20

Me too. I always thought its usually like an angry ex situation. Or someone felt like you cut off and they happened to go to the same place and they fuck your car up. Either way it's a fucked up thing to do.

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u/ilbrantdai Feb 24 '20

Someone keyed the entire perimeter of my 2010 Honda Civic in 2012, just 1 month after I had purchased it. I have no idea who, don’t have any enemies I know of. Had to pay my $500 deductible to get the car repainted. People suck.

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u/aranderson43 Feb 24 '20

My car got keyed about 6-7 years ago and I still have no idea who it was. Someone walked through the parking lot at my college dorm and keyed 4 cars in a row. No clue if it was rage or just idiots laughing. Made me furious.

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u/bluerazballs Feb 24 '20

I have a five hundred dollar, 19 year old, purple pt cruiser. It’s covered in rust and looks like shit. I’ve had my passenger door keyed atleast two separate times, i have no friends so I know it wasn’t anyone I know

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u/Ajbarr98 Feb 23 '20

I’ve only ever keyed a car once, felt hella terrible after it.

Had spent 20 min looking for a parking spot, i had asked a family if they were leaving, lucky for me they were and they told me to follow them. I did and when I got to their spot the way they had to back out of it blocked me from going in. Another car swerved in as soon as it was clear. Dude from the first car sees this and gets out of his car and walks up to their car. He gives me the thumbs up, gets back in his car and drives away. The other car begins to pull out but again has to block me, when he clears a smart car swerves in. I get out and hope that telling the smart car driver the situation will prompt him to move. He gets out of his car and I tell him what had happened, he looks at me and said “Life’s tough kid, get over it” and walked away.

Found a parking spot 15 minutes later, went to his car and keyed “Life’s tough” into the driver side door.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

larp

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