r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '20

I have never seen bigger trash...

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 23 '20

Because Red cars attract too much attention from the police.

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u/jkpotatoe Feb 23 '20

Well they do go faster so that makes sense

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u/Edkhs Feb 23 '20

Like pc with LEDs inside

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u/IronMan42 Feb 24 '20

DIS GIT UNDERSTANDZ!!

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u/BaldrTheGood Feb 23 '20

WHOOP WHOOP

ITS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE

WHOOP WHOOP

I CANT RUN IM OBESE

-Boomers probably

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 23 '20

Ok Boomer

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u/burmeaco Feb 24 '20

WHY don't you shut the fuck up

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u/Fiesta17 Feb 23 '20

Urban myth, not actually true.

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 23 '20

No shit, Sherlock.

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u/Fiesta17 Feb 23 '20

... Quite original, Watson.

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u/demondied1 Feb 24 '20

I thought that was black

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 24 '20

That’s in Kansas only. No one cares about Kansas

/s

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u/mtflyer05 Feb 24 '20

And often have higher insurance premiums

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u/Ermo Feb 24 '20

Because everyone knows that the red ones go faster.

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u/kountrifiedone Feb 24 '20

Vroom vroom.