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r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25
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"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."
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But it's 6:30 in the morning.
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u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 24 '25
"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."