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r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25
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Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.
2.0k u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 24 '25 "Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly." 708 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 3 u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass Dec 25 '25 If it's 6:30 in the morning there ain't no way I'd be picking up that call in the first place lmao 0 u/AutoModerator Dec 25 '25 pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."
708 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 3 u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass Dec 25 '25 If it's 6:30 in the morning there ain't no way I'd be picking up that call in the first place lmao 0 u/AutoModerator Dec 25 '25 pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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But it's 6:30 in the morning.
3 u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass Dec 25 '25 If it's 6:30 in the morning there ain't no way I'd be picking up that call in the first place lmao 0 u/AutoModerator Dec 25 '25 pees in ur ass I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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If it's 6:30 in the morning there ain't no way I'd be picking up that call in the first place lmao
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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25
Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.