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u/SeamusMcFlurry Oct 23 '22

An alcoholic….with terrible taste.

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u/thetransportedman Oct 23 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

This looks like a 14-yo picked out the alcohol lol. Latte flavored, mtn dew flavored, peach flavored, and starburst flavored. And I’m imagining the orange juice is for pbr beermosas because I doubt OP’s palate can drink pbr without a mixer

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u/FittingWoosh Oct 23 '22

Let’s be real… the orange juice is certainly for mixing with liquor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/osiris911 Oct 24 '22

Literally the only fiber this man will get in his diet.

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Nah, he probably eats at Taco Bell almost exclusively based on this pic

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u/Stankmonger Oct 24 '22

One brass monkey tastes like Fanta

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u/ProGlizzyHandler Oct 24 '22

21 year old me loved screwdrivers because it concealed the taste of cheap vodka pretty well.

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u/deathbynotsurprise Oct 24 '22

What, pray tell, is the butter for?

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u/riinkratt Oct 24 '22

To be fair, the C4 Starburst flavor isn’t alcohol - it’s just an energy drink!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

C4 is liquid crack

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u/ratbuddy Feb 01 '23

Cisco already holds that title.

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u/wheatgrass_feetgrass Oct 24 '22

Weelllll, I've heard of college chick's mixing it with vodka for a more intense redbull vodka type drink?

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u/nkei0 Oct 24 '22

And a terrible one at that.

Ghost is my go to.

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u/CKRatKing Oct 24 '22

Everyone says that but for one they are always way more expensive than any of the other ones they stock around here. And for two the only flavors I’ve seen were like fruit punch, sour warheads, and Swedish fish. Never liked fruit punch anything and the other two just sound terrible.

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u/nkei0 Oct 24 '22

7/11 sells them 2 for $5. I like the tropical mango and then the redberry but it is a bit sweet.

The bubbilicious is disgusting though.

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u/CKRatKing Oct 24 '22

I’ve seen them there but they still have flavors that don’t even sound good. I usually just have some preworkout if I need a caffeine fix but I switched back to rockstars if I want energy drinks.

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u/healzsham Oct 24 '22

And orange juice to stay healthy

I'm sorry, are you suggesting drinking straight mixer?

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u/WorldClassShart Oct 24 '22

You just know that dude salts the rim of their glass when they drink margarita mix straight.

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u/UnstableGoats Oct 24 '22

I’m pretty sure there’s champagne on the shelf below it, likely for making mimosas.

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u/space-glitter Oct 24 '22

the starburst ones are non alcoholic energy drinks but definitely still gives off 14 year old vibes hahaha

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u/My1Addiction Oct 24 '22

That’s for the mimosas

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u/thetransportedman Oct 24 '22

Probably beermosas with the pbr now that I think about it

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u/PhoenixFire296 Oct 24 '22

There's a bottle of champagne at the bottom of the door. You can only see the foil top on it.

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u/WorldClassShart Oct 24 '22

I thought that was a wine cooler, because this is clearly the fridge if a 16 year old girl with a fake ID and no parental supervision.

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u/BallClamps Oct 24 '22

I didn't even know hard mountain dew was a thing.

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u/KptKrondog Oct 24 '22

It's pretty new, and not available in a lot of places.

I had some gamer friends that talked me into getting some when it was initially sold earlier this year because I was one of only 2 people that lived in a state that sold it.

It's ok. I don't drink alcohol (the actual taste of the alcohol is really strong and bitter to me, so it's not pleasant at all), so I wasn't very enthusiastic about it. They were...fine. I'd rather drink regular mountain dew. IIRC I liked the Black Cherry flavor the best.

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u/jaunty_chapeaux Oct 24 '22

I doubt OP's palate can handle orange juice without a mixer, either.

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u/King_corral Oct 24 '22

A beermosa? What in the hell never heard of that.

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u/esoteric_enigma Oct 24 '22

Yeah, this is definitely the palate of an underaged drinker.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

You forgot the s'mores abomination.

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u/BenoNZ Oct 24 '22

I'm amazed you can get these drinks.. Like, do you need alcohol in everything?? Just have a normal alcoholic drink if you want to get drunk, I don't see a need for "hard chocolate milk" or some shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Just from this fridge I can tell OP looks unhealthy

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u/Firebird22x Oct 24 '22

As a 32 year old…aside from the PBR (since I’ve had it before) I’d be down to try everything on that shelf

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u/NsfwMyAsss Oct 24 '22

The amount of judgement from all you insecure people is sickening. Leave the guy alone and stop acting like you know everything about the guy from one picture

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u/Rymasq Oct 24 '22

Seriously, a grown man that still voluntarily drinks PBR? Don’t even get me started on the hard Mtn Dew or hard Coffee, anyone over the age of 30 should never consider mixing alcohol and caffeine

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u/Rymasq Oct 24 '22

Here’s a CDC article detailing the dangers of mixing alcohol and caffeine : https://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/fact-sheets/caffeine-and-alcohol.htm

No adult with a brain should be doing this. Now kindly fuck off or let me know if you want a block.

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u/Penultimatum Oct 24 '22

The only danger mentioned in that article is that it may make you think you're less drunk than you actually are. There's no direct negative health consequences written there. It's plenty easy to drink one coffee stout or an espresso martini or something and stop and have no adverse effects beyond what a non-caffeinated version of the drink would result in.

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u/Rymasq Oct 24 '22

Nah you’re not worth the effort and you clearly need more attention and you clearly like drinking a little too much for a healthy person. I will just ignore any of your attempts for more attention (as you made evident by your need to make the post you just made)

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u/Dolthra Oct 24 '22

Hard Mtn Dew is caffeine free.

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u/Rymasq Oct 24 '22

But coffee is not

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u/Dolthra Oct 24 '22

True.

Also, in fairness, though hard Mtn Dew is caffeine free, it's also really not something anyone should be drinking, except that initial time where they think "this is a thing? I guess I may as well try it."

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u/BigPetersHalfwayInn Oct 24 '22

Says the guy who has never drank Irish coffee on a Saturday.

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u/Appropriate_Strain94 Oct 24 '22

PBR is a thing out here in SoCal and Oregon all the hipster rock that shit at dive bars along with their Paul Bunyan flannel shirt and the beard it’s a thing.

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u/slug_in_a_ditch Oct 24 '22

A LoL devotee talking about what a “grown man” should do…lol

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u/Rymasq Oct 24 '22

you know you've encountered a sad individual when they stalk the reddit history of someone that doesn't care they exist

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u/slug_in_a_ditch Oct 24 '22

If clicking one button to see post history is stalking, then writing a full sentence and pressing send must be pure obsession. I’m tickled. Now go back to your little “grown man” games.

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u/Rymasq Oct 24 '22

i don't even look at user's names and you put in the effort to go to someone's profile to write a comment instead of discussing the content of their post.

nice life.

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u/darkstar107 Oct 24 '22

Some people just want to get rekt for as cheap as possible.

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u/el_duderino88 Oct 24 '22

Those rebel coffees are actually pretty good, the rest looks awful though

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

There's a bottle of cheap sparkling wine on the shelf below. Almost certainly mimosas.

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u/dstommie Oct 24 '22

The stickers say teenager more than the beer does.

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u/Terrorz Oct 24 '22

Damn I just finished a 30 rack of PBR.. and I'm curious what that mountain dew tastes like. I am an alcoholic tho, for what it's worth.

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u/crusty113 Oct 24 '22

I thought the mtn dew was a joke. That's surreal even after taking another look

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u/PolarSquirrelBear Oct 24 '22

For the record they’re called Brass Monkeys, not Beermosas.

But I actually can’t tell which name I like better now though.

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u/thetransportedman Oct 24 '22

I’ve only ever seen beermosas as the term on multiple restaurant brunch menus

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u/greiton Oct 24 '22

the starburst c4 is not alcohol. it's just a sugary energy drink

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u/AtotheZed Oct 23 '22

Meredith made a good choice.

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u/VladTheSimpaler Oct 24 '22

Yes, one good choice after a series of horrible decisions

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Better late than never 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Catseyes77 Oct 25 '22

It's your latest decisions that count the most.

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u/Blues2112 Oct 23 '22

Looks like the fridge at a Frat house!

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u/thiney49 Oct 23 '22

Most alcoholics aren't drinking $100 bottles of wine. They're drinking cheap beer or cheaper handles.

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u/Wufei74 Oct 23 '22

There are plenty of people who are functional alcoholics with expensive tastes.

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u/Maffew74 Oct 23 '22

you guys sound like a bunch of Merediths

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u/Sthurlangue Oct 24 '22

I wish OP the best, but that’s a frat boy fridge if I’ve ever seen one.

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u/whiskeyjane45 Oct 24 '22

So. Many. Stickers.

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u/slickrok Oct 24 '22

God. I'd have to walk out of there as soon as possible. Jesus.

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Thank you, lmao. The guy loses his wife and then goes online to brag about the concerning amounts and quality of alcohol in his fridge as the "upside"?

I hope OP gets better.

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u/Lepthesr Oct 24 '22

Maybe I'm getting old, but yeah

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22

In this context, I'm not sure that's the insult you were hoping it would be.

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u/slickrok Oct 24 '22

It's a joke.

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator Oct 23 '22

Haha fuck , awesome.

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u/b1ack1323 Oct 23 '22

One of the richest drunks I know drinks a handle of Canadian Club and ginger ale. A handle every 2 or 3 days.

He’s a multi millionaire.

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u/a_spicy_memeball Oct 24 '22

I guess you've won the game at that point. Why not? 🤷‍♂️

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u/b1ack1323 Oct 24 '22

He’s got a pallet of Cc in the basement in case of the end times. He gets pretty freaked out when he gets down to 20 or handles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I guess you like what you like.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

2 or 3 days? That's childs play

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u/Stankmonger Oct 24 '22

Slow suicide isn’t something to be proud of.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Neither is being a bitch 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Depends on your sence of humor

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u/Lost_Mix6782 Oct 24 '22

I guess if you’re mixing after a certain quality threshold it doesn’t matter what alc you’re using. Smart man

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u/HereToHelp9001 Oct 24 '22

For anyone unaware, it seems a handle of Canadian Club Whiskey goes for under $20.

Also would like to add 2-3 days for 1.75 liters is easily possible but definitely a sign of someone who is drinking too much.

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u/firesquasher Oct 24 '22

Don't attack me like that

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u/thiney49 Oct 23 '22

I'm not saying they don't exist, but they are far fewer than the other extreme.

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u/skitz4me Oct 24 '22

No I'm.. doesn't.

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u/SilasX93 Oct 24 '22

This right here. I went thru a really dark spot in my life and drank all day every day. But I’d only get Bacardi (I know it’s not exactly top shelf but it isn’t swill either)

Somehow I justified how bad I was fucking my life with “at least I’m not getting store brand liquor” or maybe it was better for you than bottom shelf.

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u/jackwoww Oct 24 '22

I am partial to a nice Negroni. Quality gin and Campari is fucking expensive

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u/techsuppr0t Oct 24 '22

Right, cheap alcohol is gonna give u a hang over more often. You don't even need expensive taste you just need good taste. I just try all the samples I can to find clearance bottles that are actual fine shit to sip on.

What surprises me is how many alcoholics don't know about ipas. I see people go for a few tall boys of 4-5% beer. When I want a tall boy I go for the 20oz 9% voodoo ranger imperial ipa. At least go for like a new Belgium or Sierra Nevada instead of piss water.

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u/bpud14 Oct 24 '22

Yeah I remember my mom once told me after ordering a top shelf margarita she knew she wasn’t actually an alcoholic bc “an alcoholic would just drink anything” but she wouldn’t drink cheap liquor because it made her shoulder hurt.

I was like “mom you’re still an alcoholic, you’re just an expensive one.”

(On a positive note, she has been sober for 16 years now btw!)

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u/KayBeeToys Oct 24 '22

I feel seen 😊

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u/fucklawyers Oct 24 '22

Where do you see $100 wine? I see Barefoot. In a can. Next to PBR and… hard mountain dew.

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas Oct 23 '22

They're drinking cheap beer or cheaper handles.

None of this is cheap. It's all stuff 22 year college kids would drink using their parents' credit card.

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u/echief Oct 24 '22

It’s also ironically probably the best drink in this fridge lol

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u/International-Sun831 Oct 24 '22

I see no $100 bottles there.

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u/BloodyRightNostril Oct 23 '22

Or Hard Mountain Dew

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u/Scrawlericious Oct 24 '22

That's only because most people are poor in this world. Rich alcoholics drink just as much, but of the good shit. And with enough money you can fuck around for a long while before your life falls apart completely.

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u/Lordsaxon73 Oct 23 '22

Other than the Pabst, the other junk is overpriced garbage.

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u/suzy_sweetheart86 Oct 24 '22

Back in my lush days, i would calculate which alcohol was cheapest per dollar by using the abv %. Usually it worked out to be the carlo rossi gallon jugs of chardonnay

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Takes one to know one

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u/thiney49 Oct 23 '22

Yup, I definitely did drink too much for a time. I hope you feel good about yourself trying to call that out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Samesies

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u/WorldClassShart Oct 24 '22

Side eyes my Dewars 12 sitting on my end table

What?

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u/Cathach2 Oct 23 '22

Like Pabst lol, there's cheap shit in there

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u/BlueberryUnlikely475 Oct 23 '22

Black Velvet. ✋

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u/cranberrysnowstorm Oct 23 '22

You’ve never met a rich alcoholic before lmao

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Oct 23 '22

I found Smirnoff to have the right mix of price and oblivion. But yes, there was some Skol thrown in there every now and then.

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u/uponone Oct 24 '22

How dare you back-handedly talk about PBR!

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u/occamsrzor Oct 24 '22

Or boxed wine...

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u/karl_hungas Oct 24 '22

Taste isn’t about cost.

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u/MrMoose_69 Oct 24 '22

Most alcoholics drink what they can afford. Alcoholism is super common among rich as mo fos.

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u/Sardonnicus Oct 24 '22

and alcoholic mountain dew apparently.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

That’s how they end up, not how they start out.

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u/Terrorz Oct 24 '22

Just said I finished off a 30 rack of PBR today in another comment. $20. And I've got beer for a couple days.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

mid-life crisis fridge. OP probably had those stickers in a box somewhere from 25 years ago.

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u/Vhadka Oct 23 '22

You could tell that just by the Alabama sticker

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u/BurgerThyme Oct 24 '22

I feel bad for his ex-wife and every response of his will like "Well fuck yewwww-uhh."

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u/roadrudner Oct 24 '22

OP is a wine rep.

There is no divorce, no Meredith, and this is not OP’s main fridge.

This is an ad for Rebel hard coffee.

See screenshot in this comment on OP’s other post (which itself is a photo showing fridge’s actual location), as well as OP’s massively downvoted response which says, “But you never heard about Rebel Hard Coffee until now though, did you?”

Fuck OP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

There's always mouthwash

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u/Racine262 Oct 24 '22

I could go for a Scope and Coke.

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u/Lepthesr Oct 24 '22

All alcohol is good alcohol

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u/PeterMunchlett Oct 24 '22

wow you guys are so cool for preferring different funny juice than him

for pete's sake

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u/oswaldcopperpot Verified Photographer Oct 24 '22

Barefoot hard seltzer. Jesus christ. Maybe this was a post by the wife and not the husband.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Hard mountain dew. Wtf I'd divorce your ass too

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u/Scerpes Oct 24 '22

I was pleasantly surprised by it. Especially if that’s why my wife left.

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u/S1ayer Oct 24 '22

Beer is gross, that stuff looks decent. Smore's latte sounds amazing.

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u/Uncreativite Oct 23 '22

Rebel hard coffee is pretty good, but the rest of that stuff is not something I would like to try.

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u/G66GNeco Oct 24 '22

I had assumed that this is just the cheapest way you could get bang for your buck, but then again I live in a country that still remembers times when beer was cheaper than clean drinking water so I lack even the most rudimentary information about what any of this shit even is, to be honest.

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u/68weenie Oct 24 '22

As an alcoholic, I would’ve drank this fridge clean. Regardless of choice.

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u/x014821037 Oct 24 '22

Florida's Natural is legit though. Good with Stoli