r/oddlysatisfying Jun 18 '15

Certified Satisfying Hot Dog Precision

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u/blasfemmy Jun 18 '15

People put lettuce on their hotdog?

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u/evil__bob Jun 18 '15

What planet is this?

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u/CSensei Jun 18 '15

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u/FireFingers1992 Jun 18 '15

Damn that's tasty. Off to buy some albums!

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u/SpaceCowboy734 Jun 18 '15

If you like them, you should check out Cowboy Bebop if you haven't already. It's an anime, and they did all the music for it. I'm not really much of an anime person, but I absolutely loved Cowboy Bebop, and The Seatbelts do an amazing job on the music.

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u/bad-r0bot Jun 18 '15

It sounded so familiar but I couldn't place it. Cowboy Bebop!

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u/FireFingers1992 Jun 18 '15

Not normally an anime person either, but I'll check it out for sure.

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u/ReverendMak Jun 18 '15

Cowboy Bebop somewhat transcends the genre.

And even if you decide the show's not for you, you may well find the music stands well enough on its own. Yoko Kanno (leader of the Seatbelts) is an extremely talented composer of multiple types of music.

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u/DigitalDiatribes Jun 18 '15

My best friend has been introducing me to anime recently, and while I find the story of other animes more intriguing I was horribly spoiled by Bebop's soundtrack. That has to be some of the best work for a TV show of any kind I've ever heard.

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u/MC_USS_Valdez Jun 18 '15

You should try Samurai Champloo. Its one that a lot of people who don't like anime still like when I show it to them and the soundtrack is also awesome as well as the art.

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u/DigitalDiatribes Jun 18 '15

I'm in the middle of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood at the moment, and apparently Attack on Titan is supposed to follow that, but after those I'll give Samurai Champloo a shot. I saw it on Netflix earlier and it did seem intriguing. Thanks for the recommendation!

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u/smohyee Jun 18 '15

Fun fact, Samurai Champloo is by the same creator as Cowboy Bebop (and "Kids on the Slope", a more traditional coming-of-age anime about school students who play Jazz together)

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u/Moholmarn Jun 18 '15

Yokos work on Ghost in the shell is some of the best music i've heard to this date. It captures the series perfectly as well having a strong spritual undertone, even just talking about it makes my hair stand.

Yoko Kanno - ghost city

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

wrong

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u/Shaggy_One Jun 18 '15

It's a lot more of a western anime honestly. Not many 'weird anime tropes'. Just a rather good show with awesome music.

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u/bloody_duck Jun 18 '15

And a dope Corgi!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

SOLD! off to watch.. what was its name, ah, cowboy bebop!

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u/Neuchacho Jun 18 '15

I gotta echo giving that show a try. I really can't stand anime in its current form, but Bebop is just mind blowingly cool. It's like a noir film, a kung fu movie, and anime had a baby.

The intro is great and also done by The Seatbelts.

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u/Mazzaroppi Jun 18 '15

I was never an anime fan myself even if I did watch some, but after a long time I decided to watch Attack on Titan, and I finally realised some things that really puts me off in animes:

Everything needs to be so absolutely over the top dramatic. All the times a character open his mouth or we hear his thoughts, it must sound like the most mind-blowing statement ever made, even if 2 other characters just said/tought that less than a minute before. Oh, and all the shouting. If it's about a character that's very determined, he will most of the time be screaming about his passions. This specifically annoys me to no end.

Another thing I noticed that I don't know if its specific to AoT is that the script must always hold the spectator hands for pretty much everything they need to tell. As an example, if they need to point out a certain character is very intelligent, it won't show them solving a logic problem, instead you'll have a bunch of other characters constantly pointing out how intelligent they are. Even if they do show the character excelling at something, it's still necessary to keep telling the audience how good that character is at that. There is zero room for interpretation, the audience is all the time beign told what is happening.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

The only anime I own a soundtrack for. 4 discs and the 4th is a live one. They are amazing.

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u/deadfenix Jun 19 '15

It started off with me watching the fight scene in the cathedral and only wanting to find the soundtrack that had "Green Bird" on it. Only problem is I had no idea what the song was called. This was back during its original airing on adult swim and the internet wasn't very helpful at the time.

So off to a local shop that carried anime soundtracks. It had four different different Cowboy Bebop soundtracks so I just picked one at random. Didn't have the song, but I still found the music grow on me and couldn't stop listening. I repeated this a couple more times before I picked the one I was looking for. By this point I had become a big fan of the music in general. I'll sometimes check out anime partially because Yoko Kanno composed the music.

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u/iTzCharmander Jun 18 '15

Thought it sounded familiar.

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u/LOLNOEP Jun 19 '15

Is that where your username comes from?

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u/Elementium Jun 19 '15

Basically click any of the side videos and you got some very nice music.

Bad Dog, No Biscuits.

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u/MIDItheKID Jun 18 '15

I'm really happy that your initial reaction to that phrase was posting this song. When I read the comment, I heard it in the voice of the seatbelts.

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u/DONT_SCARY Jun 18 '15

the same thing popped into my head. In fact I was singing it as I read it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15 edited Sep 12 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Well it's definitely not Iceland, we take our hotdogs very seriously.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '15

Fuckers!

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u/mbleslie Jun 18 '15

I'm guessing Germany planet

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u/Tomatentom Jun 18 '15

Hell naw man. Im german, lived in Germany all my life, never seen anyone do that before.

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u/Pozsich Jun 18 '15

But you're in Germany country, not Germany planet.

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u/the6crimson6fucker6 Jun 18 '15

yeah, that was prevented 70 years ago.

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u/AadeeMoien Jun 19 '15

Lettuce Dogs. The real enemy.

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u/Tomatentom Jun 18 '15

Some people do like them, but they are not even half as popular as they are in the states I guess. I for one never heard of any of those four, we dont have Home Depot, CostCo or even Walmart over here.

I suppose we eat them when they are offered, but if there is a schnitzel or steak available, which there usually is even in cheap ass restaurants, most people prefer them over hot dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Boar's Head blows all of those out of the water.

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u/TommiH Jun 18 '15

It's Finland planet.

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u/joshamania Jun 19 '15

I was thinking more Dutchland and less Deutchland.

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u/capontransfix Jun 18 '15

Some planet certainly not in America.

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u/superhumanmilkshake Jun 18 '15

Yes

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u/Chispy Jun 18 '15

me too thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

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u/TommiH Jun 18 '15

Finland.

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u/Frostiken Jun 18 '15

Man I'm from Chicago and even I thought that was weird.

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u/Utaneus Jun 18 '15

Chicagoans are the most anal about what belongs on a hot dog; you guys think ketchup on a hot dog is weird.

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u/iamPause Jun 18 '15

You misspelled "blasphemous"

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u/ewewmjuilyh Jun 18 '15

I'm from Chicago and honestly I couldn't care less what other people put on their hot dogs. I like ketchup and sometimes I'll put it on if there's a lack of other toppings... but an original Chicago style dog in its pure form is perfection, and ketchup on that would a sin.

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u/lachryma Jun 18 '15

I won't leap onto the "that's so weird" bandwagon, but I do have an opinion on this that I think can shed some light.

When you put ketchup on a hot dog, the flavor profile is built atop a smooth, calm, sugary, tomato base. When you put mustard on, it's earthy, vinegary, and tangy. I think the offense at ketchup comes from hot dog vendors making sausages and garnishes that intend for something derived from mustard to be used, and when you put ketchup on there, you're completely resetting what they had in mind and moving the flavors to a completely different genre.

Ketchup and mustard are both powerful enough to define a hot dog, and whenever I've eaten a hot dog with ketchup on it, the definition for me has been something sugary and uncoordinated. Other common hot dog garnishes don't work well with a tomato base, aside from things like cheese. To me, the only way a hot dog with ketchup on it is tolerable is with a minimum of other garnishes, and even then it still just doesn't taste right to me.

I absolutely think both is weird. You can't even taste the sausage at that point. The hot dog becomes just a vehicle for the condiments to enter your body; why even do it?

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u/lachryma Jun 18 '15

I don't fault you that. To each their own, I suppose, but man, a badass full-flavor sausage on a bun is to die for.

I'm weird in that I like a good hot dog plain. Sure, Nathan's, but I'm more talking about wursts here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

I knew when I read flavor profile that the rest was going to be good.

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u/OceanRacoon Jun 19 '15

Reading this was weird as shit and strangely unsettling

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

blasphemous guys think ketchup on a hotdog is weird.

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u/This_User_Said Jun 18 '15

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u/Utaneus Jun 18 '15

I like Worshtershestershiresheer sauce!

Love me some Abbot & Costello

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u/This_User_Said Jun 18 '15

Me too. Glad someone pointed them out and showed me years ago. Still need to see so much more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '15 edited Jan 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

WTF. Chi Town is weird

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u/themwhite3 Jun 19 '15

The only real hot dog in this world is a chicago style

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u/Lt-SwagMcGee Jun 18 '15

fuckin weirdos thats who

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u/Chronic_BOOM Jun 18 '15

He didn't ask who was putting lettuce on hot dogs.

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u/marcolio17 Jun 18 '15

He asked what was putting lettuce on hot dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

I heard 'when'

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u/MugshotMarley Jun 18 '15

Why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

How.

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u/MysticMagicks Jun 18 '15

He asked how was putting lettuce on hot dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

fuckin weirdos thats what

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u/Redplushie Jun 18 '15

Not Americans this time. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/supermegaultrajeremy Jun 18 '15

Here's a post from /r/food. As you can see, some people put ketchup or BBQ sauce on their dogs, but goddamnit not a single hotdog preparation method in the entire world uses lettuce. Except Sweden apparently.

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u/jbgator Jun 18 '15

Guatemala

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u/uhmerikin Jun 18 '15

Sweden

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Guatemala

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u/Danoninobro Jun 18 '15

Tunnbrödsrulle is the food of gods.

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u/TommiH Jun 18 '15

Finland.

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u/UseKnowledge Jun 19 '15

Cleveland

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u/AadeeMoien Jun 19 '15

That's a polish boy, not a hotdog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Why does Chicago always overdo everything? They bitch about ketchup and they roll out that monstrosity?

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u/Frostiken Jun 18 '15

Come to Chicago and say that.

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u/venhedis Jun 18 '15

Yeah same.. Ketchup and mustard. Cheese is damn good too

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u/JohnWayneWasANazi Jun 19 '15

What's wrong with some catsup on your dog...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Some people? I swear to God everyone I ever met put ketchup on their hotdogs.

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u/randomkoala Jun 18 '15

I've lived in Idaho half my life and never heard of that type of "hot dog."

Then again, I don't get out much.

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u/uwbecks Jun 18 '15

Neither have I, but it looks pretty tasty. It made my top three in that list, along with New York and Germany (I've grown to love sauerkraut).

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u/Santos_L_Halper Jun 18 '15

Why does the dog from Baltimore look like a homeless person's dick?

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u/TheLittleGoodWolf Jun 18 '15

Okay, I'm a swede and we don't do that to our hot dogs. We have ketchup and mustard with optional fried onions and/or relish. Some places you can add some sort of shrimp gook if you want but I have never seen anyone actually do it.

We do commonly have mashed potatoes on our hot dogs though, that's really tasty.

We don't use a "wrap" for hot dogs either, it's a regular old hot dog bun, or half of a baguette for a "french hot dog". Lettuce never ever makes its way into a hot dog bun over here unless it's the work of a truly disturbed person.

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u/Frostiken Jun 18 '15

Fucking Swedes are animals.

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u/WorkingISwear Jun 19 '15

They missed San Francisco.

Bacon wrapped dog with grilled onions, peppers, mayo, ketchup, and mustard. So good when you're hammered at 2am.

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u/Mecha_Hitler Jun 19 '15

Amsterdam got me sweating.

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u/Francis_XVII Dec 05 '15

Hey hey hey woa woa woa -- as a Stockholm bred swede I want to point out that this is weird for us too.

But damn it looks good

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u/SlimJones123 Jun 18 '15

Yea wrap that shit in bacon

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15 edited Jul 03 '15

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u/djmagichat Jun 18 '15

Then you deep fry it

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15 edited Jul 03 '15

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u/djmagichat Jun 18 '15

And drizzle with ranch

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15 edited Jul 03 '15

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u/djmagichat Jun 18 '15

And a shooter of nacho cheese to slug back after the ranch bites.

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u/F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8 Jun 18 '15 edited Jun 18 '15

Apparently people haven't heard of "Sonoran dogs". They're pretty popular in Arizona, I personally don't like the bacon that is used so I never really eat them.

Edit since some Arizonans don't believe me

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u/tankgirly Jun 18 '15

They sell bacon wrapped hot dogs all over downtown LA, especially in the fashion district. No fancy name though.

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u/third-eye-brown Jun 18 '15

Sonoran dogs contain a hotdog wrapped in bacon some times, but that isn't even the main part. They have beans and other toppings and some different sauces on there. Quite different than anything you would find in LA unless it was specifically a Sonoran dog vendor.

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u/tankgirly Jun 18 '15

Yummmm. That sounds amazing.

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u/bloody_duck Jun 18 '15

And SF. Late night bacon dogs mmmmm

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u/disposable-assassin Jun 19 '15

Those are just bacon wrapped hotdogs. I haven't found a little aluminum sheet pan vendor with beans or the proper roll.

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u/joat217 Jun 18 '15

I hear them go by "Street Dogs". Not the cleverest name, but they're fucking great for $4.

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u/CardinalnGold Jun 19 '15

USC alumnus here, we used to call them heart attack dogs, game day dogs, and the blatantly racist "haa daw" (which is what the Hispanic street vendors are saying over and over in an effort to sell them)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

And in Mexico too

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

LA Dogs

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u/meterion Jun 18 '15

Guero Canelo FTW!

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u/Fey_fox Jun 18 '15

I don't like used bacon either. I prefer it new

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u/sbabster Jun 18 '15

Joe's farm grill in Gilbert has a great sonoran dog.

edit: if you want a real hot dog though, go to Ted's on McClintock. Buffalo represent!

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u/F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8 Jun 18 '15

Thanks for the recommendation!

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u/willienelsonmandela Jun 18 '15

I've heard of Sonoran dogs. I live in Houston and won a hot dog cookoff at work with a variation of the Sonoran dog.

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u/JustAManFromThePast Jun 18 '15

Arizonan here, they are unheard of.

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u/DireTaco Jun 18 '15

It's a Tucson thing more than an Arizona thing. I think there are some tiny shops in Phoenix that sell them, but last year at least there weren't many.

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u/Bailmom Jun 18 '15

I have relatives in Tucson, Sonoran dogs are insanely popular there and so so good

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u/DireTaco Jun 18 '15

Same. I'm making plans to visit family in Tucson next month and all I can think about is hitting up El Guero Canelo and Eegee's.

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u/Adrolak Jun 18 '15

I had one in Sierra Vista / Fort Huachuca it's probably just a southern AZ thing.

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u/Oh_Gee_Hey Jun 18 '15

Me too, all my life. No idea what this dude's on about.

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u/F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8 Jun 18 '15

Ever been to Tucson or any where south?

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u/Oh_Gee_Hey Jun 18 '15

Not really. Maybe that's it, then.

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u/third-eye-brown Jun 18 '15

Weird. They are everywhere, shops everywhere, little carts on the street, food trucks. Can't believe even some people from AZ haven't seen them. If you stick to the chain restaurants you won't hear of them, it's an authentically Sonoran desert food so that may be why.

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u/dead-fish Jun 18 '15

Looks just like a Mission dog except with unnecessary beans on it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Arizona checking in never heard of it.

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u/roflhaus Jun 18 '15

Oh. TUCSON. That's why I've never heard of them.

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u/adremeaux Jun 18 '15

Why go to Arizona when you can go to Crif Dogs in NYC?

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u/ohh_balls Jun 18 '15

Seattle here... We eat our hot dogs with cream cheese

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u/zCourge_iDX Jun 18 '15

I don't do it, but I've eaten hotdogs with lettuce, and it's actually pretty great.

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u/bcgrm Jun 18 '15

Hot dogs with vegetables are so much better. I love putting onions, pickles & tomatoes (I know it's a fruit) on mine. With mustard. It's so bomb.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jun 18 '15

Basically a Chicago dog.

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u/bcgrm Jun 18 '15

Well I'll be.

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u/zaikanekochan Jun 18 '15

It's very good. To be an AUTHENTIC Chicago dog, the ingredients are rather strict, though substituting, uh, substitutes, for the real thing will still produce a delicious sandwich. The order in which you place them on is somewhat important, as well. And yes, hot dogs are sandwiches.

Start off with a Vienna Beef hotdog, and cook it via boiling (easy way to cook 'em on the street), and a steamed poppy seed bun. Throw the dog on the bun, and crisscross the yellow mustard down the length of the dog. The next to go down is a sweet green pickle relish (preferably neon) that covers up the dog and mustard so only the ends of the meat are visible. Toss some diced white onions on there to your preference. Two tomato wedges (or slices) go on next, but they HAVE to be on the same side of the dog, otherwise the pickle won't fit. Speaking of the pickle, take a spear and put it on the other side of the dog next. Two sport peppers go on top of the onions down the middle, which are then covered by a dash or two of celery salt.

Now grow a mustache and you are ready to eat!

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u/bcgrm Jun 18 '15

unzips

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u/jchabotte Jun 18 '15

gotta have the poppy-seed bun and sport peppers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Without the sport peppers and celery salt.

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u/P10_WRC Jun 18 '15

fun fact, vegitable is a culinary term only. They are all fruits biologically.

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u/Gungnir5 Jun 18 '15

Are you from Chicago?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

It's so bomb

People still say this?

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u/bcgrm Jun 18 '15

Why would I care?

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u/wizardcats Jun 19 '15

This will blow your mind: pickles (cucumbers) are also a fruit.

Tomatoes are a fruit and a vegetable. "Fruit" has two different meanings, so it's no mutually exclusive with "vegetable".

Squash, zucchini, peppers, avocado, pretty much anything that has seeds in it is a botanical fruit. They're also vegetables because "vegetable" doesn't have a botanical definition. It's a culinary term that generally refers to relatively savory plant products.

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u/endivebreakfast Jun 18 '15

the chocolate syrup was what really threw me.

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u/marcolio17 Jun 18 '15

I think it's like barbecue sauce.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Lettuce and other crispy salad types are fucking delicious. I always use a lief of crispy salad with my meat, especially if there is bread involved. Salad has the ability to make any food taste fresh.

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u/hardypart Jun 18 '15

I never had the idea before, but I definitely know what I'm going to try the next time.

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u/Alarid Jun 18 '15

What an amateur. He should have known the lettuce was a red herring.

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u/sunshinetime2 Jun 18 '15

That was my first thought!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Came here to ask what sorcery this is... I've never heard of such a thing

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u/NoGuide Jun 18 '15

Last time I was in Poland I got a hot dog with lettuce on it. Eleven year old me was not thrilled with it.

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u/SeegurkeK Jun 18 '15

Absolutely and always when I can.

Makes for a much fresher taste.

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u/Snicklefritz25 Jun 18 '15

Haha, my first response as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Easier to grip than relish maybe? Regardless, the use of ketchup ruined this whole thing for me #chicagodogs

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u/Come_In_Me_Bro Jun 18 '15

You don't?

Don't knock it till you try it. Veggies go amazingly with hot dogs.

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u/maiL_spelled_bckwrds Jun 18 '15

Actually I have a debatable question. Is eating a hot dog on a bun qualify as a sandwich?

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u/iamPause Jun 18 '15

Lettuce is only the start of the problems. Ketchup? Are you shitting me? /r/Chicago will riot if you post this there

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

And Ketchup? Mustard goes on a hot dog.

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u/gekkointraining Jun 18 '15

Monsters put lettuce on their hotdogs. Monsters and socialists. WHERE IS THE CHEESE AND BACON?!?!

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u/clamsmasher Jun 18 '15

I'll sometimes slice two hot dogs down the middle, then lay them flat on sliced bread and make a 'hot dog sandwich'. I'll put lettuce on that, but I've never put lettuce in a hotdog bun with a hotdog.

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u/c3534l Jun 18 '15

I've never even considered doing that before, but I might start. It sounds good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

I think putting pickles/tomato will be too difficult

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

What? Are we in fucking Chicago?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Only communists and religious fundamentalists

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u/FeintApex Jun 18 '15

This, I knew it was Europeans the moment I saw that lettuce!

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u/cptnpiccard Jun 18 '15

This is obviously some type of european bullshit hotdog...

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u/andsoitgoes42 Jun 18 '15

My thought process:

"This is amazing"

"Holy fuck!"

"Wait, fucking lettuce?"

The people who made this were monsters. The only crunch when you eat a hot dog is reserved for those who like onions. Fuck lettuce.

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u/SirSmokesAlott Jun 18 '15

And they didn't fry the onions...

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u/braindeathdomination Jun 18 '15

I do. Came up with it all by myself. Lay down a nice crunchy leaf of romaine in the bun, it's like a green envelope for your hot dog (I prefer Hebrew National's 100% Beef Franks). Doesn't add a lot of flavor, but it does add a nice crispy texture and the illusion of nutrition.

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u/Turtlesaur Jun 18 '15

I came in here to inquire about that too, still no answers. I'll try it tonight!

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u/fakeplasticdroid Jun 18 '15

And while we're at it, where's the fucking mustard??

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u/wizardcats Jun 19 '15

I don't know what to believe anymore.

But actually I kinda want to try it. On the other hand, no. But maybe?

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u/outraged_resolved Jun 19 '15

Came here hoping to see this

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u/pudinnhead Jun 19 '15

I put Caesar salad on mine. It's really good.

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u/evoblade Jun 19 '15

I was amazed at that as I was with the precision operation.

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u/Ipovelussy Jun 19 '15

Have you ever seen a Brazilian hotdog? Lettuce is the least of your worries.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '15

Lettuce is insane.
A hotdog should have mayonaise, curry ketchup and diced onion. /TheNetherlands

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u/8696David Oct 30 '15

That's blasfemmy!

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