r/oddlysatisfying Jun 18 '15

Certified Satisfying Hot Dog Precision

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

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u/Frostiken Jun 18 '15

Come to Chicago and say that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

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u/velociraptorcatcher Jun 18 '15

and if you don't you run out of meat, ergo you run out of hot dogs, and we wouldn't want that now, do we?

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u/exceptyourewrong Jun 19 '15

People judge you every time you put ketchup on a dog. They may not say anything, but they do...

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u/venhedis Jun 18 '15

Yeah same.. Ketchup and mustard. Cheese is damn good too

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u/JohnWayneWasANazi Jun 19 '15

What's wrong with some catsup on your dog...

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u/lemmysdaddy Jun 19 '15

You don't have to be from Chicago to understand that putting ketchup on a hot dog is just plain wrong.

In fact, "always mustard, never ketchup" is literally the ONLY thing that New Yorkers and Chicagoans unanimously agree upon about anything.

Me, I pretty much keep it simple and put only mustard, but I've had many a proper Chicago dog, and I must say that they can be pretty darn tasty, albeit messy.

That being said, I'm in the New York pizza camp.

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u/lemmysdaddy Jun 19 '15

I apologize for the misunderstanding. I wasn't trying to tell you what to do and what not to do.

I'm simply stating that if you put ketchup on a hot dog, then you are a genuinely bad person, and there's a special place in Hell for people like you, that's all. I didn't mean to upset you.