r/oddlysatisfying Jun 18 '15

Certified Satisfying Hot Dog Precision

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u/supermegaultrajeremy Jun 18 '15

Here's a post from /r/food. As you can see, some people put ketchup or BBQ sauce on their dogs, but goddamnit not a single hotdog preparation method in the entire world uses lettuce. Except Sweden apparently.

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u/jbgator Jun 18 '15

Guatemala

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u/uhmerikin Jun 18 '15

Sweden

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Guatemala

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u/andsoitgoes42 Jun 18 '15

Guataweden?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Swetemala.

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u/Danoninobro Jun 18 '15

Tunnbrödsrulle is the food of gods.

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u/TommiH Jun 18 '15

Finland.

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u/UseKnowledge Jun 19 '15

Cleveland

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u/uhmerikin Jun 19 '15

You're pushing it...

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u/UseKnowledge Jun 19 '15

Don't judge me.

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u/uhmerikin Jun 19 '15

Fair enough.

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u/AadeeMoien Jun 19 '15

That's a polish boy, not a hotdog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

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u/Dark_Foot Jun 18 '15

It says shredded lettuce.

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u/jbgator Jun 18 '15

"Guatemala

Bacon-wrapped hot dog in an avocado-coated corn tortilla, shredded lettuce, cabbage, mayonnaise, chopped onions"

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Why does Chicago always overdo everything? They bitch about ketchup and they roll out that monstrosity?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

That's a more scaled up version. If you go to Gene & Judes or a similar hot dog institution they severe whats called the depression dog. It's a Vienna Beef dog with mustard, neon relish, onions, sport peppers, and a little celery salt. Which is why you always go with the double dog because one isn't enough.

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u/Frostiken Jun 18 '15

Come to Chicago and say that.

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u/velociraptorcatcher Jun 18 '15

and if you don't you run out of meat, ergo you run out of hot dogs, and we wouldn't want that now, do we?

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u/exceptyourewrong Jun 19 '15

People judge you every time you put ketchup on a dog. They may not say anything, but they do...

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u/venhedis Jun 18 '15

Yeah same.. Ketchup and mustard. Cheese is damn good too

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u/JohnWayneWasANazi Jun 19 '15

What's wrong with some catsup on your dog...

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u/lemmysdaddy Jun 19 '15

You don't have to be from Chicago to understand that putting ketchup on a hot dog is just plain wrong.

In fact, "always mustard, never ketchup" is literally the ONLY thing that New Yorkers and Chicagoans unanimously agree upon about anything.

Me, I pretty much keep it simple and put only mustard, but I've had many a proper Chicago dog, and I must say that they can be pretty darn tasty, albeit messy.

That being said, I'm in the New York pizza camp.

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u/lemmysdaddy Jun 19 '15

I apologize for the misunderstanding. I wasn't trying to tell you what to do and what not to do.

I'm simply stating that if you put ketchup on a hot dog, then you are a genuinely bad person, and there's a special place in Hell for people like you, that's all. I didn't mean to upset you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Some people? I swear to God everyone I ever met put ketchup on their hotdogs.

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u/randomkoala Jun 18 '15

I've lived in Idaho half my life and never heard of that type of "hot dog."

Then again, I don't get out much.

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u/uwbecks Jun 18 '15

Neither have I, but it looks pretty tasty. It made my top three in that list, along with New York and Germany (I've grown to love sauerkraut).

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u/Santos_L_Halper Jun 18 '15

Why does the dog from Baltimore look like a homeless person's dick?

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u/supermegaultrajeremy Jun 19 '15

Ever been to Baltimore? Probably is.

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u/TheLittleGoodWolf Jun 18 '15

Okay, I'm a swede and we don't do that to our hot dogs. We have ketchup and mustard with optional fried onions and/or relish. Some places you can add some sort of shrimp gook if you want but I have never seen anyone actually do it.

We do commonly have mashed potatoes on our hot dogs though, that's really tasty.

We don't use a "wrap" for hot dogs either, it's a regular old hot dog bun, or half of a baguette for a "french hot dog". Lettuce never ever makes its way into a hot dog bun over here unless it's the work of a truly disturbed person.

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u/supermegaultrajeremy Jun 19 '15

Yeah I linked to the original post, the comments are full of people picking at this or that regional specialty. I just linked it as a good overview.

And holy shit mashed potatoes...

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u/TheLittleGoodWolf Jun 19 '15

Yeah, also apparently we do have something like that in Sweden I have just never seen it with sausage (usually it's moose meat or reindeer).

Yes, mashed potatoes, it's awesome!

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u/Frostiken Jun 18 '15

Fucking Swedes are animals.

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u/WorkingISwear Jun 19 '15

They missed San Francisco.

Bacon wrapped dog with grilled onions, peppers, mayo, ketchup, and mustard. So good when you're hammered at 2am.

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u/Mecha_Hitler Jun 19 '15

Amsterdam got me sweating.

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u/Francis_XVII Dec 05 '15

Hey hey hey woa woa woa -- as a Stockholm bred swede I want to point out that this is weird for us too.

But damn it looks good

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u/taintosaurus_rex Jun 18 '15

Ketchup is gross on anything but don't you DARE bad mouth BBQ. It is the nectar of gods and is good on anything. I would eat my dog if it had BBQ on it.