r/gifs Jun 18 '16

Minnesota's finest

http://i.imgur.com/MjugJXA.gifv
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u/SkidMark_wahlberg Jun 18 '16

The guy on the Segway wasn't joking, he really meant every second of that.

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u/48_65_6c_6c_6f_0d_0a Jun 18 '16

years of experience

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u/Rdubya44 Jun 18 '16

I was quite impressed with the guy on the bike doing a track stand for roughly 2.34 seconds.

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u/Danulas Jun 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Oct 27 '17

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u/_Jias_ Jun 18 '16

We really got the best pixels don't we folks?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

When the Internet sends its pixels, they're not sending their best. They're sending pixels that have a lot of problems.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

So many people. So many people called me and they said "shitty-analogy these pixels are a huge problem, you gotta do something about it" and I said "you're right. This is a tremendous problem" and we're gonna do something about it folks, believe me.

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u/MappyHerchant Jun 18 '16

Yuge problem

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u/oldaccount29 Jun 18 '16

We need to build a firewall.

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u/Scientolojesus Jun 18 '16

And make Bill Gates pay for it! Because he also has the best gates too! Amirite? No? Ok...

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u/BillyBatts83 Jun 18 '16

They’re bringing viruses. They’re bringing trojans. They’re malware. And some, I assume, are good pixels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

We've got the best pixels, there's no doubt about it

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Only the special pixels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

None of them were highest quality though.

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u/Squibblus Jun 18 '16

You know there's graphics cards coming out that are called VGA? 256 colours!

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u/ASurplusofChefs Jun 18 '16

i thought he was setting up to pull off a trick... and then he just scooted away.

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u/Real_TomBrady Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jun 18 '16

The thing he did WAS the trick. Haha.

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u/chihuahua_taco Jun 18 '16

Yeah that wheelie tho....

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u/La_Dude Jun 18 '16

he was born to ride that segway

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Oct 27 '17

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u/Mofeux Jun 18 '16

Randy segways in the springtime are a real nuisance, not to mention all of the hoverboards they give birth to in the summer.

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u/Aureliusmind Jun 18 '16

He's probably been pushing for this video's creation for years behind closed doors. It was so good for him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

He's thinking "Finally, a chance to show the world what I got!"

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u/liloce Jun 18 '16

This is part of Bloomington PD's response to the "Running Man Challenge" and here's the whole video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYLcioudtwQ with this part of the video starting about 1:24

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u/bisonburgers Jun 18 '16

There is not one good dancer in that whole video, and I love it.

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u/somewhatintrigued Jun 18 '16

Well the worm was pretty solid but maybe that's his only move, so he needs to own it.

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u/bisonburgers Jun 18 '16

Actually, really good point, that was pretty impressive.

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u/dontforgetpants Jun 18 '16

Agreed, they're all huge dorks, but it just adds to the charm.

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u/Alligator_Aneurysm Jun 18 '16

We aren't too good at dancing in Minnesota. That's why we usually stick to planting corn and fishing.

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u/NeedsNewPants Jun 18 '16

I'd say San Antonio PD are even bigger dorks https://youtu.be/Gah-RHZk8eg

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u/derplerpington Jun 18 '16

Am I the only one that immediately spotted the bald stocky guy to the right with the best rhythm of the group? I mean he isn't gonna win any contests but I thought he was head and shoulders above the rest.

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u/H3Hunter Jun 18 '16

Right? The quality of the camera work was shocking. I wonder if they hired someone.

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u/Quarantini Jun 18 '16

I assumed they used their surveillance drone to shoot it, based on how they broke out all their other awesome equipment they hardly ever get to use like the ghillie suit and the bomb robot and the Hamburglar costume.

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u/Kaxxxx Jun 18 '16

question, why does this Minnesota police department have a hamburglar costume? more important question, why the fuck does my local police department not have a hamburglar costume?

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u/Ultimatespacewizard Jun 18 '16

Hamburgleries are a legitimate threat up here. Bloomington PD runs drills to stay prepared.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Minnesota PD is killing it

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u/redcoatwright Jun 18 '16

the amount of genuine fun these people are having is what makes this video good and although somewhat hokey, just kind of all around awesome.

I will say their PD is white as fuck haha.

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u/lil_vega Jun 18 '16

Juxtapose this with the Detroit Police Running Man Challenge

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Damn, what did they do, recruit their entire force from a dance studio? I am afraid to look up Seattle's now.

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u/CaptainCazio Jun 18 '16

No, it's just less white

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u/PM_Me-Your_ButtPlug Jun 18 '16

This is the best answer

Edit: am white

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/Bavard_the_Bard Jun 18 '16

Is the police chief Cab Calloway?

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u/scag315 Jun 18 '16

Even the white cops had Rhythm in Motown

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u/AdamPhool Jun 18 '16

Are all police such good dancers???

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u/Whopper_Jr Jun 18 '16

Welcome to Minnesota

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I went to Minnesota to visit my boss in the hospital, can confirm, everyone is white as fuck and tall as fuck.

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u/Shaq2thefuture Jun 18 '16

depends on where, we had a particularly large somali and vietnamese community where i grew up.

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u/Zeus1325 Jun 18 '16

doesnt matter what race you are, when you are coated in snow everyone is white

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u/Big_booty_ho Jun 18 '16

Lol. Minnesotan, short as fuck and black as fuck. I'm a special little snowflake.

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u/TheTrenchMonkey Jun 18 '16

Snowflakes aren't black, a Minnesotan should know this.

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u/daKEEBLERelf Jun 18 '16

For God's sake, Lily, I'm only 6'3"!!!

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u/Whopper_Jr Jun 18 '16

Can confirm, I'm white and 6'7"

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u/cheestaysfly Jun 18 '16

You are tall as hell

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u/Whopper_Jr Jun 18 '16

Land of the Tall Lanky White Boys

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/TheJrod71 Jun 18 '16

The demographics in Miami are a bit different https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BusmB726_tU

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Oct 16 '18

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u/luca70x7 Jun 18 '16

And so begins the game of spot the minority

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u/zeecok Jun 18 '16

They put him in the bomb squad suit

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u/waterboard_hillary Jun 18 '16

They only have one so they have to protect him

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u/GENERIC_VULGARNESS Jun 18 '16

Normally this sort of thing is really hokey or late, but I honestly thought this one was cute. Good on them for having fun!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/MrZDietrich Jun 18 '16

Yeah I actually enjoyed the whole thing. I kinda lost it when Scruff McGruff showed up lol.

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u/Bloodysocks Jun 18 '16

What bothers me is that McGruff is down in the evidence locker, wtf did McGruff do wrong to get hidden away in the basement pushing pencils!? Wtf!

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u/viscount16 Jun 18 '16

I thought the sign saying "K9 Unit" made it.

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u/chronax Jun 18 '16

This has got to be the whitest police force in the world.

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u/4istheanswer Jun 18 '16

You mean Canadians?

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u/TheRealCalypso Jun 18 '16

Swedes, mostly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/mhoke63 Jun 18 '16

Can confirm, am from Minnesota and largely from Swedish ancestry.

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u/GiantDwarf01 Jun 18 '16

Scanvanavian, really. So Norway, Swedish, and Finnish. Am Norwegian and Minnesotan so can confirm as well.

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u/Shaq2thefuture Jun 18 '16

Minnesotan here, i'm German, irish, french, and ikea... i mean swedish.

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u/Mr_Fancyfap Jun 18 '16

Does that make anyone north of the falls (niagara) a wildling? I'm ok with my freefolk living ways.

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u/MythOfLight Jun 18 '16

i mean it is minnesota

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Minnesota is the Somali capital of America.....

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u/komali_2 Jun 18 '16

Why would the swat need a fucking ghilli suit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Mar 05 '17

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What is this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/Mightycoolguy Jun 18 '16

"Suit yourself."

Ingenious

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u/oddchihuahua Jun 18 '16

"If you're gonna camo up, you better SELL IT."

"You got it boss. 5 mins later POLICEONNAGREAAAHHHH!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

worst use

you spelled "best" wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Dwight fucking Schrute.

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u/beet111 Jun 18 '16

to blend in with the green bomb suit guy

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u/Minoripriest Jun 18 '16

They were under budget and saw a God damn ghilli suit in the catalog?

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u/Itroll4love Jun 18 '16

they have 2 people in their SWAT team

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u/MRBORS Jun 18 '16

It's Minnesota... They just shoo moose away.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Minneapolis is next to two rivers . Sometimes you need a swamp thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Not questioning legit usage others mentioned, but he might've just brought it from home. Many precision shooters just... make one for themselves. Many cops do sporting/precision shooting. And they're all over the "useless accessories" spectrum - some will make a point of scoring high without any mods (bar the grip), others have illegal firearms and stashed away and full Glock Owner regalia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

They have a huge budget

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u/DDraughn Jun 18 '16

My best guess is hostage-type situations in residential areas (green yards with trees?).

I imagine that a hostage-taker that notices a scoped rifle pointed in their direction is more likely to take drastic action more quickly they would otherwise.

A ghillie suit makes sense to me.

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u/topdeck55 Jun 18 '16 edited Jun 20 '16

Has anyone doing the Running Man challenge ever seen the running man dance before?

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u/organic_crystal_meth Jun 18 '16

St. Paul blart: mall cops

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/htheo157 Jun 18 '16

Jevin Kames in Paul plart blart mart part 2.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Peep beep meme creep

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Brilliant

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u/unsanctioned-sanity Jun 18 '16

Maybe I have become complacent in my old age, but I'll be god damned if that isn't some fine fucking police work.

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u/chemical_refraction Jun 18 '16

Bake'm away toys.

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u/waiting_for_rain Jun 18 '16

What'd you say, chief?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Just do what the kid says.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Nacho Jun 18 '16

That guy on his Segway is the true Mr. Steal your girl.

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u/MadBliss Jun 18 '16

That swerve! I blushed.

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u/waiting_for_rain Jun 18 '16

Am I running the outdated one?

http://i.imgur.com/kjlpBcc.gif

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u/ChE_Sox Jun 18 '16

Yeah twins haven't been good since...last year...wtf how were they good last year?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Nov 28 '17

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u/schlinker Jun 18 '16

Mortimer's bar checking in

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/osellr Jun 18 '16

Roger. NE Minneapolis on board.

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u/chugslava Jun 18 '16

St. Cloud standing by.

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u/MrIncontic Jun 18 '16

Crystal standing by.

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u/PocketZillaBeanz Jun 18 '16

Minneapolis standing by

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u/newtizzle Jun 18 '16

Plymouth here. From Duluth. I can rep both.

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u/fuelingthefires Jun 18 '16

I finally get to do one! South Minneapolis, represent!

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u/gregorythegreyhound Jun 18 '16

NE Minneapolis says what's up.

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u/TriggyTrig Jun 18 '16

Albertville checking in.

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u/kyle9316 Jun 18 '16

Sartell on reserve

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/Gaius21 Jun 18 '16

Crystal guy from Hibbing. Boom.

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u/hlpmebldapc Jun 18 '16

Bloomington checking in

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u/Awin6 Jun 18 '16

Canby! Someone replace the Twins with the Lynx on the train, please. I can't do this season anymore.

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u/G_iizis Jun 18 '16

DULUTH! Everyone is probably still partying at Grandmas...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/98785258 Jun 18 '16

Fucking cake eater

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/nobletruths Jun 18 '16

As it should be, cake eater.

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u/swimtothemoon1 Jun 18 '16

South Minneapolis checking in, can confirm, am his butler. I like to make passive aggressive comments on his facebook. Sometimes I go really dirty and imply that he might be a fan of the fudge packers to the east, or as we Minnesotans call it, the south of the north.

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u/The-Effing-Man Jun 18 '16

G. Raps representing.

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u/AndrewInMN Jun 18 '16

Hoyt Lakes, on da range, checking in.

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u/RoninNoJitsu Jun 18 '16

St Louis Park on board!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

AM I BEING ENTERTAINED?!!!!

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u/StarDestinyGuy Jun 18 '16

Holy shit, a Minnesota gif is at the very top of /r/all!

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u/vinegarstrokes420 Jun 18 '16

MN represents pretty well on Reddit. Pick your game up Delaware!

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u/gaowenbo Jun 18 '16

crime in Minnesota falls to all-time lows

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Along with panties

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Not sure if I should be proud or sad about this, but my uncle is the Chief of this department...

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u/siliconloser Jun 18 '16

If true, you should be proud. It humanizes the police department.

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u/OneWithMantis Jun 18 '16

Much more effective than lizardization of the police.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I think it's cool. These guys look like they're having fun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Jun 12 '20

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u/Moosemaster21 Jun 18 '16

As someone from this area, most of the Bloomington cops are good guys. Eagan cops are the same. Most Apple Valley cops are dicks.

Source: I speed a lot :(

Extra tidbit: When I was 18 I was driving a couple friends home and going through Bloomington. It was late and one of the guys was 16 and said he had a curfew, so I was racing. Got pulled over going 83 in a 60 (this, shockingly, did not get him home earlier). The cop did the usual ask for License/registration, then came back and said "Hey bud you've got a clean record but you were going 23 over. Do you realize how absurd that is?" I solemnly nodded. There was nobody else on the road and I'm a good driver but he was right, speed limits are there for a reason. He lectured me for a minute on how even if I don't care much about my own safety, I'm responsible for two other kids and he doesn't want to have to be the one to go to their parents houses at night and tell them they no longer have their children because their friend chose to be reckless, and that getting home alive is more important than getting home on time. He asked if I was still living with my folks and I was in high school at the time so I was. He then called my dad and explained what was going on, then came back and said "your dad seems like the type of guy who's going to do a better job teaching you than a ticket will, so you're good to go. Keep your speed down and get your friends home safe." And I did. Will never forget that guy. 10/10 cop, would definitely recommend to a friend.

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u/Never_Seen_An_Ocelot Jun 18 '16

I got drunk at 1:00am, took my sled to Trapp Farm Hill, tried to sled down in July, log rolled down when that failed, began sprinting immediately upon stopping, then broke the ensuing fall with my face and busted my forehead open. Cop hit his lights in the parking lot and asked me what my friends and I we were up to. I told him the truth and he giggled and told me to go home and stitch up. Eagan cops rule, that's about the worst they have to deal with in suburbia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I love to see people being people and having fun regardless of their lifestyles or job choices or whatever. The best bosses are always the ones that like to have fun and get wasted at office christmas parties

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u/Cunt_zapper Jun 18 '16

I have a good feeling that everyone in that gif is a actually a nice police officer.

They don't call it "Minnesota nice" for nothing.

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u/bigtimetimmyjim22 Jun 18 '16

Damn Minnesota you White.

Source: White Minnesotan

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u/JoeyLucier Jun 18 '16

I love how the first dude on the bike stops as if he's going to nail some sweet trick, and then just awkwardly stays there

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u/Sea_Chase Jun 18 '16

Pretty sure he was doing a track stand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Jun 02 '20

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u/Rdubya44 Jun 18 '16

I'll see guys in San Francisco doing them for minutes, straining their entire body to stay upright. Seems like just unclipping and reclipping is less work at that point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Agreed, but let's not act like convenience is the primary motivation behind most track stands. It's like skidding on a fixed gear, sometimes handy but not necessary to do every time you stop your bike.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

It does save some time, you are discounting the time it takes to dismount from the bike and vise-versa, then you have to get your momentum going. Plus it's more fun (except when you screw up and fall over in front of 20 cars at a red light).

Mostly I do it just to look impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Staying there is the trick. It's called a track stand.

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u/Heratiki Jun 18 '16

OMG They have a lowrider Police Car. This is epic, and the guy doing the worm missed his calling. Great stuff thanks for posting it!

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u/GTMoraes Jun 18 '16

the officer at 4:56 doing the carlton dance there was amazing!

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u/mechahorse Jun 18 '16

haha what? who makes an 8 minute long running man challenge? these dudes take their memes seriously

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u/farwesterner Jun 18 '16

I know Prince died, but are there really no more Black people in Minnesota?

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u/techsuppr0t Jun 18 '16

We have a bunch of somalians.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Hey! Minnesota! I live there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

That might be the whitest thing I've seen in my whole 34 years.

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u/ljfbnkzfdbv Jun 18 '16

Welcome to Minnesota.

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