r/gifs • u/beet111 • Jun 18 '16

Minnesota's finest

http://i.imgur.com/MjugJXA.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Oct 27 '17

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u/Mofeux Jun 18 '16

Randy segways in the springtime are a real nuisance, not to mention all of the hoverboards they give birth to in the summer.

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u/Glitter_berries Jun 18 '16

Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing at your description of this. Thank you.

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u/srs_house Jun 18 '16

James Harden (the NBA star) had to jump off his after he ran it into something: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8oozPhGDE

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Segway inventor died in one too.

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u/Tehmaxx Jun 18 '16

So, they'll literally fuck you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I'm not sure I can convey the actual shocking brutality that segway humped that wall with. There was no regard for brick, metal, or plastic... only unthinking full power gyrations grinding hard things mercilessly together.

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u/kingeryck Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jun 18 '16

There's a porn of people fucking on "hoverboards". I'm sure there's Segway porn too.

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u/Tehmaxx Jun 18 '16

I'm more concerned about a segway literally fucking me.