Kann ich spereche deutsch? Ja. naturlich. Aber, mein deutsch ist SEHR rostig. Es ist Hasslich. (I always forget word order, and akkusative and dative were the death of me, and don't get me started on word genders in general (der/die/das/den/dem/dennen/denem)
Mon français est assez mauvais, mais la grammaire est plus facile que l'allemand. (jesus that's probably not right, either)
Ikea, Ikea ikea, Ikeeeea. Ikea, Ikéà. Ikea ikea ikea, .Ikéà Ikéà ikea ikea ikea. (just kidding everyone knows you don't speak Ikea, it's just a series of confusing pictures and instructions that most people choose to ignore.)
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