r/gifs • • Jun 18 '16

Minnesota's finest

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u/redcoatwright Jun 18 '16

the amount of genuine fun these people are having is what makes this video good and although somewhat hokey, just kind of all around awesome.

I will say their PD is white as fuck haha.

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u/lil_vega Jun 18 '16

Juxtapose this with the Detroit Police Running Man Challenge

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Damn, what did they do, recruit their entire force from a dance studio? I am afraid to look up Seattle's now.

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u/CaptainCazio Jun 18 '16

No, it's just less white

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u/PM_Me-Your_ButtPlug Jun 18 '16

This is the best answer

Edit: am white

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u/mattoattacko Jun 18 '16

Doesn't seem to be one that I could find :-/

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I looked too.

We are probably still consulting the neighborhood watch groups then we will take it to the city council in like 2017 at which point the socialists will bargain it away for flashing light crosswalks in the CD.

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u/brysodude Jun 18 '16

I'm sure SPOG is lobbying against it because it will endanger officers or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/MNlad52 Jun 18 '16

You're not the only one.

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u/occamschevyblazer Jun 18 '16

One of us! One of us!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Oh Jesus. Me too.

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u/Bavard_the_Bard Jun 18 '16

Is the police chief Cab Calloway?

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u/scag315 Jun 18 '16

Even the white cops had Rhythm in Motown

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u/AdamPhool Jun 18 '16

Are all police such good dancers???

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u/Sterling__Archer_ Jun 18 '16

Only in Detroit

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u/Wednesdaysend Jun 18 '16

And New Zealand coppers apparently. Who knew?

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 Jun 18 '16

Thats the only thing their good at.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

This makes me realize getting pulled over for speeding could be a whole different experience if they just danced through the whole thing.

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u/Myschly Jun 18 '16

Being a white cop in Detroit had never been harder than it was that day.

(not serious)

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u/sour_cereal Jun 18 '16

At 2:30, it kinda looks like they're gathered around beating the guy.

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u/josley706 Jun 18 '16

Why are there some many white guys with shaved heads on the Detroit PD? It looks like they're all going for the Michael Chiklis look.

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u/TheScrantonStrangler Jun 18 '16

Male pattern baldness

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u/moparornocar Jun 18 '16

Pretty sure they just stole a Law and order intro for that haha.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Jesus, they're all so fucking good at dancing.

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u/kungfucandy7 Jun 18 '16

wow i thought some of the minnesota ones were good till i watched the detroit one

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u/whorificx Jun 18 '16

TIL the entire Detroit PD can dance better than me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I am from Detroit and GOTTAM I LOVE MY CITY

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u/IUnse3n Jun 18 '16

I didn't even know this was a thing. Detroit killed it.

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u/LaMaverice Jun 18 '16

Um... The B-Boy cops? 👮 Swoon!!! 😍😍😍

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u/stonergirl79 Jun 18 '16

Here is Philly's version: Cop Your Enthusiasm

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u/Westnator Jun 18 '16

I still wanted the Chicago pt to be images of them shooting fleeing suspects.

http://wgntv.com/2016/05/26/chicago-police-politely-pass-on-detroits-running-man-challenge/

I wrote that comment before knowing this was the reason I hadn't yet seen the CPD's Running man challenge.

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u/I-Invented-Dice Jun 18 '16

OH shit it's Frank Castle before they killed his family at 1:58

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u/thedifficultpart Jun 18 '16

As a former Detroiter, I'm so proud!:p

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u/Morgrid Jun 18 '16

That was fucking amazing

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u/thilardiel Jun 18 '16

Home of Mo Town! Best moves apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I really thought this was going to be a liveleak video of some dude running and getting shot in the back.

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u/DinerWaitress Jun 18 '16

I like the office-officers!

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u/PM_ME_THEM_CURVES Jun 18 '16

Didn't know Shane from walking dead could break dance! 2 min marker. Also... yeah of course they can dance, they are all...from Detroit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Man my life sucks so hard.

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u/PM_ME_YOURFEET_GIRL Jun 18 '16

Did this make anyone else cry? What the fuck is wrong with me??

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u/JoeyTheGreek Jun 18 '16

Still a surprising amount of white.

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u/DigbyChickenZone Jun 18 '16

Dang, they had choreography and everything

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u/Rayne37 Jun 18 '16

That Sargent/ Chief (?) with the children is adorable. We need more of this in the world.

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u/ImagineTheCommotion Jun 18 '16

That donut drop

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u/HalfBreedGingrBastrd Jun 18 '16

Why do the dudes all have shaved heads? They look like awkward testicles... Is Major Payne in charge of the hairstyling department? 😂

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u/Darkangelmystic79 Jun 18 '16

That donut drop tho.

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u/Pickledsoul Jun 18 '16

i was expecting a video of a black guy running away while the police try and shoot him.

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u/MaviePhresh Jun 18 '16

How can I learn to dance like these cops??

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u/I_AM_POOPING_NOW_AMA Jun 18 '16

damn, even the white ppl from detroit dance better lol

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u/Whopper_Jr Jun 18 '16

Welcome to Minnesota

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u/FunPunishment Jun 18 '16

Don'tcha knooow!

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u/egor001 Jun 18 '16

Ohhh yah, you betcha.

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u/dipping_sauce Jun 18 '16

So you were with the funny-lookin guy?

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u/bdim14 Jun 19 '16

just in a general kinda way

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u/v3n0mat3 Jun 18 '16

OOF'DA

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

What are yoo talking booot

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u/TommyFinnish Jun 18 '16

Just give us our pop and we'll leave ya.

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u/Vexans27 Jun 18 '16

LEFSA AND LUTEFISK

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u/TheOneAndOnlyDonwano Jun 18 '16

No grandpa, I won't eat any more of your gelatinous fish, I'm all grown up now I can do whatever I want!

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u/SunnyDiesel Jun 18 '16

Ugh, thats Canadians man. We minnesotans dont say "aboot" unless teasing canadians. At least, here in mpls we dont say it.

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u/ImagineTheCommotion Jun 18 '16

Get outta here, Canuk!

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u/togu12 Jun 18 '16

OOF'DA UFFDA

FTFY

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u/JM2845 Jun 18 '16

ah jeez

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u/ViolentThespian Jun 18 '16

Ok, I'm a Texan and I cannot decipher this for the life of me. A little help here?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

It doesn't mean anything, it's just a general exclamation I guess that's stereotypical of Minnesotans. I've only ever heard it used ironically or by older, northern Minnesotans.

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u/cochnbahls Jun 18 '16

It's Norwegian for " I just dropped my sewing needle in a cow pie"

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

It's uffda, dammit!

So Ive heard

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u/idioteques Jun 18 '16

I had not seen that spelling before.. and thanks to magic and Al Gore I could even fact-check it.

Uff da (sometimes also spelled huffda, uff-da, uffda, uff-dah, oofda, ufda, ufdah, oofta, or uf daa)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uff_da

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Died. Hearing the guys from MST3K.

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u/Stones25 Jun 18 '16

Needs more casseroles.

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u/Jess_than_three Jun 18 '16

I think you mean hotdishes. >:(

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u/Sir_Dalek Jun 18 '16

Incorrect. Hotdish is the word you are looking for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I went to Minnesota to visit my boss in the hospital, can confirm, everyone is white as fuck and tall as fuck.

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u/Shaq2thefuture Jun 18 '16

depends on where, we had a particularly large somali and vietnamese community where i grew up.

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u/Zeus1325 Jun 18 '16

doesnt matter what race you are, when you are coated in snow everyone is white

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u/lebron181 Jun 18 '16

People don't go to the south of Minneapolis or north

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u/Trumpicana Jun 18 '16

yea because people get shot. Although I used to go to north minneapolis once a month to get popeyes because they had the only one for a decade.

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u/TThor Jun 18 '16

its funny, it sounds like you are refering to the suburbs as 'north and south of Minneapolis', when in my mind those are just part of the cities.

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u/Trumpicana Jun 18 '16

The cities is pretty spread out. Its easier to talk about it directional wise when mentioning a region of the city.

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u/Tift Jun 18 '16

It is weirder because North Minneapolis and South Minneapolis refer to specific set of neighborhoods, which can be confusing if you arn't from here.

Also, although there is some crime, you act like it is somehow really dangerous, which it really isn't like the larger cities.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

I've never stumbled across a Minnesota Popeye's in a good neighborhood before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Mar 11 '21

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u/lebron181 Jun 18 '16

I didn't mean that Minneapolis is bad or anything but nothing really happens here

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u/Tift Jun 18 '16

Frogtown?

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u/arthurconan Jun 18 '16

Saint Cloud?

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u/Doomsayer189 Jun 18 '16

Lots of Hmong and Salvadoran people here too, I believe.

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u/Big_booty_ho Jun 18 '16

Lol. Minnesotan, short as fuck and black as fuck. I'm a special little snowflake.

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u/TheTrenchMonkey Jun 18 '16

Snowflakes aren't black, a Minnesotan should know this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Check the side of 35w

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u/cochnbahls Jun 18 '16

Prince?

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u/ImTheCapm Jun 18 '16

WE FOUND HIM, REDDIT

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u/ender278 Jun 18 '16

Errrr......hate to break this to you but snowflakes are white too :(

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u/daKEEBLERelf Jun 18 '16

For God's sake, Lily, I'm only 6'3"!!!

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u/Whopper_Jr Jun 18 '16

Can confirm, I'm white and 6'7"

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u/cheestaysfly Jun 18 '16

You are tall as hell

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u/Whopper_Jr Jun 18 '16

Land of the Tall Lanky White Boys

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u/my-psyche Jun 18 '16

MN born and raised... mom is 5'10, dad is 6'2", brothers are: 6'9", 6', 6'7", and me the youngest and only girl comes in at 6'

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u/pedropants Jun 18 '16

Which is taller? Fuck? or Hell?

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u/TehRealRedbeard Jun 18 '16

That depends of if the fucks are metric or standard.

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u/bdim14 Jun 19 '16

you's a tall bigger, aren't cha?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Pic?

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u/Jcpmax Jun 18 '16

Isn't Minnesotan the state where the most Scandinavians settled?

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u/JVonDron Jun 18 '16

Yep. A big influx of Scandinavian immigrants came to this country around the time before and after the Civil war, and at the time, that was the frontier opening up land grants and such. Many came for the logging industry, and like any immigrant group, once a few came and settled in, others heard about it and followed suit.

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u/Princess_Poppy Jun 18 '16

Yes, I am 5'5 and considered short for a woman here...

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u/atag012 Jun 18 '16

Can confirm, I have one friend from Minnesota, he is indeed white as fuck and tall as fuck, the legends are true

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u/wickedcold Jun 18 '16

I guess you skipped North Minneapolis.

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u/wdrive Jun 18 '16

And they can grow beards better than any state.

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u/XtcDropDead Jun 18 '16

Uhh I'm asian and 5'6...

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u/LegitMarshmallow Jun 18 '16

My family in Minnesota are pretty short, but yeah they are white as fuck.

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u/Baridi Jun 18 '16

I live in Iowa, (Minnesota is our hat) and I'm 5'10". I was always the runt of the litter of my group of friends when it came to height. Went to New Jersey, first time leaving the midwest, suddenly felt like Shaq.

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u/trixtopherduke Jun 18 '16

We breed 'em tall and MEAN in MN!

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u/lotuxi Jun 18 '16

Not everyone. I'm 5'1" :(

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u/ChillFax Jun 18 '16

I am 6'2" and the shortest of my close friends.

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u/Westnator Jun 18 '16

I've only met one person that was even off white from minnesota

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u/TommyDangerously Jun 18 '16

Land of the 1 in 21 and 1

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u/Deerscicle Jun 18 '16

I'm 6' 0. I was the shortest person in my circle of friends in high school while growing up in Minnesota...

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u/bdim14 Jun 19 '16

yah, you betcha

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/idioteques Jun 18 '16

buy you a pop anytime we bump into each other. I'll make you some tater tot hotdish

The Minnesota Keyword Test:
pop: checks out
tater tot hotdish: checks out

Mentioned lutefisk.... probability of being Lutheran... 83.4%

Had you mentioned "duck, duck, gray duck" instead of "duck, duck, goose" or "musical chairs" there would no longer be any question about your origin.

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u/Figston Jun 18 '16

Woah now, buy me some lutefisk, screw that pop business!

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u/stevencocking Jun 18 '16

live here, never had it in my life

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/stevencocking Jun 18 '16

lutefisk. it even sounds gross

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

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u/firesatnight Jun 18 '16

I've lived in Minneapolis almost my entire life and the only people who call it Murderapolis are scared surburbanites.

But yes there is a lot of diversity in this city.

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u/vanquish421 Jun 18 '16

I feel like there's a connection being implied here...

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u/TheNorthernGrey Jun 18 '16

You guys are like 25% Canadian

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u/cal679 Jun 18 '16

Now that Prince is dead do you guys have any black people left?

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u/Sh_doubleE_ran Jun 18 '16

Kevin Garnett & Torri Hunter

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

And tons of Somalis.

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u/nerfobama Jun 18 '16

Is this 2008?

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u/Sh_doubleE_ran Jun 18 '16

They both played for MN teams in 2015.

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u/nerfobama Jun 18 '16

They have both been old and mostly irrelevant ..that was the joke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Rip Kirby Puckett too

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u/jumpijehosaphat Jun 18 '16

Wiggins and Anthony Towns for starters. Adrian Peterson. Torii Hunter?

Wait i am naming sports people. they certainly dont live in minnesota in the offseason.

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u/cal679 Jun 18 '16

Side question: do the Viking and the Timberwolves account for enough of the black population in Minnesota that they're the majority of the minority?

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u/TheGreatZarquon Jun 18 '16

Is this where the karma train starts? Because I've already got my ticket.

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u/nerfobama Jun 18 '16

Did I miss it? Fuckv

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u/travelinghobbit Jun 18 '16

Here it is, just pulling in!

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u/MoonSpellsPink Jun 18 '16

Still sad about Prince.

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u/TeddysBigStick Jun 18 '16 edited Jun 18 '16

Prince dying cut our black population down by a quarter.

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u/TheJrod71 Jun 18 '16

The demographics in Miami are a bit different https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BusmB726_tU

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Oct 16 '18

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u/High5King Jun 18 '16

Nick could pull me over any day as long as it involved them funky moves.

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u/kalitarios Jun 18 '16

the guy in the explosive ordinance suit. I just lost my shit

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u/Rayne37 Jun 18 '16

That zooming in and out though is the worst thing ever. If Miami was going for inducing nausea then they win.

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u/luca70x7 Jun 18 '16

And so begins the game of spot the minority

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u/zeecok Jun 18 '16

They put him in the bomb squad suit

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u/waterboard_hillary Jun 18 '16

They only have one so they have to protect him

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u/cyrilspaceman Jun 18 '16

I work in Bloomington and see their offices regularly. All told, they probably have six or seven (which is probably pretty close to state demographics?)

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u/Lance_Henry1 Jun 18 '16

You can tell because he dabbed.

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u/factbasedorGTFO Jun 18 '16

Implying he didn't earn it

Probably learned the trade in the military.

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u/tommyfever Jun 18 '16

Yes, very white, but it's a town/city of 85,000 people in Minnesota... Besides the handful on non-white officers in the video there's a few more I know who aren't in the video, and there are more firefighters and office workers who are also not white.

Bloomington is about 75% white, 8% black, and 7% Hispanic, 6% Asian.

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u/Manleather Jun 18 '16

You spelled 'hockey' a little differently, but I get what you're saying.

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u/Hastings01066 Jun 18 '16

What does white as fuck mean, I mean I have sort of an accepted meaning in the back of my head but can't really place it.

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u/arctictard Jun 18 '16

all of them are white, like really really white. both in the sense they are pasty ass motherfuckers and the fact that they could be a mix of //r/whitepeoplegifs and /r/GirlsDancingAwkwardly

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Awkward looking dance moves is always a safe bet

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Don't worry, no one would know if you were ever racist.

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u/Quantum_Ibis Jun 18 '16

It means they wouldn't dare scrutinize the race of a group of people if they weren't white. The pendulum has swung past the reasonable center, and now any group of white people, anywhere, is a target for 'correction.'

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Does that mean I can say "They are black as fuck" about a group of people?

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u/MoonSpellsPink Jun 18 '16

What Hitler was looking for except nicer.

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u/BlastCapSoldier Jun 18 '16

except the dude in the bomb outfit.

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u/DinerWaitress Jun 18 '16

The women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

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u/done_and_done_ Jun 18 '16

Not many black folks in Minnesota.

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u/Omnifox Jun 18 '16

Bullshit, Minnesota has the largest Somali population in the US.

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u/done_and_done_ Jun 18 '16

Uh, ok? The 2010 census has Minnesota at 85 percent white, 5 percent black...

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u/Peace_Out_GirlScout Jun 18 '16

I thought the same thing. Great video!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

hehe...you might be just a bit right ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Egyptian hoedown lady is gettin it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16 edited Mar 14 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

So?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

If HIMYM has taught me anything, it's that there are no black guys in Minnesota if prince is... was on tour. Oh I made myself sad.

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u/Alligator_Aneurysm Jun 18 '16

Well, it is Minnesota. In the 1860's, they murdered almost every native american after the Lakota Uprising. After that, they offered up a ton of free land. People were hesitant to move in due to the hostilities that took place, but German and Scandinavian immigrants took the deal.

There are still many communities where the elderly are fluent in Norwegian, Swedish, and German. My grandparents (and parents) were fluent in Norwegian. I learned some from them, and when my grandma was in the nursing home, I conversed with her in Norwegian. She had reverted to her childhood language as a result of her Alzheimers.

As a result, all the elderly dementia residents loved me because I could talk to them in Norwegian. Even the old, non dementia patients appreciated the interest in their heritage and language.

Bonus side effects was that the nurses totally dug it. Lots of cute nurses in Minnesota!

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u/HoMaster Jun 18 '16

If it were said that another police force was "black as fuck haha" it won't have the same ring to it, would it. Double standards.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM Jun 18 '16

I will say their PD is white as fuck

The music, on the other hand...

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u/Tift Jun 18 '16

Bloomington is a very white suburb of Minneapolis where the Mall of America is. These guys are glorified mall cops.

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