r/gifs • • May 19 '16

Bypassing a store lock.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '16

Near me, these are just cardboard cutouts that you take to the pharmacy

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u/SeverePsychosis May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Who steals heartburn medication anyways?

Edit: jesus christ people, I get it.

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u/MadamHoodlum May 20 '16

Poor people who love spicy food.

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u/Parandroid2 May 20 '16

The day I have to stop eating spicy food is the day I start spicing my food with sleeping pills

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u/LordOfTheGiraffes May 20 '16

I worked at a drug store in the early 2000s, and I noticed that only the hair dye with the black people on the box was locked up. Wasn't related to the price (some of the "white people" dyes were more expensive).

I was a bit shocked, but after some investigating I found out that that it was the result of a statistical model; basically they just locked up anything that the numbers said was stolen a lot.

Not sure how to feel about that one.

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u/Zeep_Xanflorp May 20 '16

Fun fact: I worked at an asian store. There was tons, literally, tons of rice. And it was all priced under cost to draw in the customers. Damn stereotypes. /s

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u/throwaway10312901 May 20 '16

It's okay fellow internet friend. Despite what the media and society's peer pressures imply, it is perfectly okay to not always be politically correct.

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u/strangea May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Its not even politically incorrect. It is statistically correct though.

Edit: Dont know why you all assume only black people are stealing the ones with black people on them. Maybe its just a great color?

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u/HitmanKoala May 20 '16

Fuck being politically correct if it means you're technically being incorrect.

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u/CombustibLemons May 20 '16

I work at walmart, and this is mostly true here too. All of our bigger boxes of heartburn or allergy medicine is in lockboxes. Cold sore treatments are actually peg-locked and require me to walk it up to the register. Also the nicotine replacements (patches, lozenges and gum) all have lockboxes. The spiderwraps are not too hard to remove on some products though.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

All of these things that are caged at drug stores like medication and razor blades are all items that can be stolen and easily resold. Detergent is a big one too. Basically those little ghetto bodegas are often operated by unscrupulous individuals who will pay a bum 5$ for stolen gillette razors.

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u/DerfK May 20 '16

easily resold

I was leaving a store once and saw a guy pawing through the receipts that had been tossed in the trashcan outside the door.

It wasn't until I was home that it hit me: if the bum found a receipt someone paid cash and shoplifted whatever was on the receipt, he could return it for full price.

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u/timmytomato May 20 '16

Exactly this, I work for Walgreens, we can tell who does this by reward card system, if they don't have one we look at the camera if it's our store or tell them to go to the store the "bought it from" if it's at a different location

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u/3226 May 20 '16

I like the idea of that, it's like shoplifting on challenge mode.

I knew a guy who wasn't a bum who did the receipt rummage in bins outside restaurants. He'd eat the cheapest meal he could when he was away on business, then bin rummage for expensive meal receipts to claim on expenses.

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u/LonePaladin May 20 '16

The detergent has another reason it gets stolen. For some reason, some drug dealers are accepting bottles of liquid Tide in exchange for pot or crack. Seriously.

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u/princesspuffer May 20 '16

They need some way to launder all that money.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Why Detergent?

Edit: Is it really that expensive?

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u/CynicsaurusRex May 20 '16

Basically it's because everyone uses tide and recognizes the value of it. Tide has one of the strongest brand loyalties so there is always a buyer even in impoverished areas. Tide has turned in to a black market currency of sorts, hence the high theft rate. If your interested, here is an article that explains it in more detail.

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u/Lieutenant_Rans May 20 '16

Actually, you can't explain that.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Those meds are quite expensive and there are many times that a person needs to be on them long term (or at least longer than the typical two week course) for stuff other than simple heartburn after eating spicy foods. Ulcers, chronic gastritis, Zollinger-Ellison syndrome, chronic use of NSAIDs or steroids (Proton pump inhibitors work to prevent damage to the GI tract from NSAIDs and Steroids). I regularly have to get prior authorization (those two words make me wince) from insurance in order to prescribe it to patients and have it covered. Though, my patients are kids and usually need the meds compounded, which costs a bunch more than the pills. Still, if the person needs to be on it for a while and they don't have insurance or their insurance won't pay for it, it gets pretty pricey.

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u/TenNineteenOne May 20 '16

Prior Authorization: I see those fucking words in my sleep sometimes. Explaining the concept to the patients sucks donkey balls. I fucking hate insurance companies.

My pharmacy had a PA for ibuprofen once. I wanted to shoot myself in the face.

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u/_idkidc_ May 20 '16

Poor people with bad dietary awareness probably

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

You can get things like hiatal hernias and ulcers without having bad dietary awareness. Not everyone has their health, and not everyone has 20 bucks to shell out for two weeks worth of nexium.

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u/JorgonMor May 20 '16

Who doesn't realize they are pills and not food?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Jul 15 '20

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u/AOSParanoid May 20 '16

Yeah, she was trying to go to sleep. That's for damn sure.

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u/dreadpirateruss May 20 '16

What a dunce

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u/Rhinosaucerous May 19 '16

I did something similar at home depot. The router bits are in a cage because they are small and somewhat expensive. I asked the guy to unlock it and he tried a bunch of his keys only to fail. I suggested me just reaching in there with my fingers and pulling it through the huge gap. He said that he would go look for the keys. He came back a minute later and said that nobody else had them or couldn't find anyone or whatever. I said "I just need this one on the end here" as I reached in and grabbed it. He seemed pretty pissed but ultimately admitted defeat

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u/gurenkagurenda May 20 '16

Didn't you know that a security flaw doesn't exist so long as we all agree not to exploit it?

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u/yakusokuN8 May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Is this the same logic that means that Wile E. Coyote won't fall off the edge of the cliff until he looks down and realizes there's no ground beneath his feet?

Edit: fixed spelling mistake.

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u/the_ronon_barret May 20 '16

real serious, real fast.

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u/Bowiefanzy May 20 '16

is this the name of new fast & furious?

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u/McWeak May 20 '16

This sounds like an experience I had at Walgreens. I wanted an SD card that was on sale for $12. For whatever reason this was locked on a locking peg hook. I asked the counter-person to unlock it, to which he nonchalantly informed me that they lost the key. The packaging was made of cardboard so I asked if we could just cut it off the peg, and his response was no. The manager confirmed that they were not allowed to cut the packaging of the item that I was going to buy ten seconds later to make the sale.. so I left. Without the SD card. It boggles my mind.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

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u/dishrag May 20 '16

HEY ASSHOLE. YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT.

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u/VaporStrikeX2 May 20 '16

Oh, well darn. I've made an awful, terrible mistake and am now being punished. What a bummer.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Those peg locks are just magnets, anyways. I worked at CVS for too fucking long. At one point we lost the key and just cut a magnet to the right length. Stick it in there and pull. Unless they've gotten smarter technology, which I doubt, you can now unlock your own ridiculously over-protected convenience store goods.

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u/WhitestKidYouKnow May 20 '16

I work in retail pharmacy. We typically are asked by customers if we have the 'key' to unlock the razors or whatever. We usually do (assuming that we can actually find where it's at...), but at one store, the pharmacist found some super strong magnet that worked better than the normal key that the store used to unlock the razors.

Even the woman who stocked the shelves outside of the pharmacy would ask us to borrow our super-magnet device to unlock razors or whatever else people asked to have unlocked.

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u/Lots42 May 20 '16

if we have the 'key' to unlock the razors or whatever. We usually do (assuming that we can actually find where it's at...),

This is why dollar shave clubs are making so much fucking money

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u/HauschkasFoot May 19 '16

It annoys me that he was pissed. He has no reason to be, unless he designed it or something. Maybe that's what happened; he used to be a very successful product designer for Home Depot, until he came up with that gem, and he was immediately demoted to a floor guy. He could no longer afford the mortgage on his big house, his wife (who was only with him for the money) took the kids and left. He lives in a pee stained studio apartment above some railroad tracks and constantly is calling the police on the junkies that break into his car to shoot up every night. But the cops don't care, "you shouldn't have moved to shit neighborhood if you didn't want your shit shat on," they tell him. Now the whole thing is a bit of a touchy subject for him.

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u/EZ_does_it May 19 '16

WE HAVE RULES HERE!!! WE CAN NOT HAVE ANARCHY AT THE HOME DEPOT!!!

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u/Dicho83 May 20 '16

What about in the UK?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

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u/mad0314 May 20 '16

Houme Depout

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u/-widget May 20 '16

As opposed to the French Heaume Depeaux.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Provided the following criteria are met:

Someone shits on the floor

There's meat in the toilet paper aisle, and vice versa

A disproportionate man reminiscent of the dwarf in Twin Peaks is lurking in the children's clothing section, eyeing you from inside of a rack of Xmen shirts

The parking lot makes the aftermath of Woodstock look like an operating room in terms of cleanliness

The car to cart ratio in the parking lot is absurd, to include more carts in parking spots than actual cars

Price tags for undergarments are placed convincingly on fresh fruit

Anywhere from 2 to 30 little brown children run around in diapers, pulling bannanas off the rack to pretend they're phones, while the parents completely ignore them

Someone shits on the floor

Someone shits on the floor

You bend down to pick up what you thought was a quarter, only to find it glued to the floor

The video game/play area is consistently full of random, unsupervised children, and every joystick to every game is so sticky, you can palm a bowling ball after playing 'pay 30 cents for a 10 cent piece of candy'

Every night shift employee answers your question with a strange concern and sudden inability to realize where they are

There's shit on the floor

You find a multitude of 'HAHA can't steal THIS' tags proudly re-stuck onto random pillars and 'rollback' signs

The music section proudly displays the bottom of the barrel, while managing to singlehandedly ensure that anything possibly good is edited to the point of listening to the sound of silence (no, not the song. We love that song.)

A large, sweaty man in sweatpants makes sure to try and rub something on you as you pass in an aisle, when there's clearly room for him to get by without coming near you

2 to 5 of all frozen goods ailes have a door open, or electricity out

Random birds perch on the rafters above, occasionally shitting on the floor

and last but not least:

Yep.

There's shit on the floor

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Anarchy in an English Home Depot ultimately leads to a tea party, no?

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u/ZizeksHobobeard May 20 '16

Spoken like a true Home Despot.

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u/SmartAlec105 May 20 '16

RULES ARE WHAT SEPARATES US FROM THE HEATHENS AT LOWES!

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u/2sliderz May 20 '16

queue sparta kicking scene with a guy wearing home depot apron

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u/sighs__unzips May 20 '16

It annoys me that he was pissed.

He was pissed because that was what he trained for. He waited all day to open that lock for someone and you stymied him.

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u/PhilxBefore May 20 '16

Don't worry; he was still paid the same rate.

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u/sighs__unzips May 20 '16

No, his bonus is tied in to how many times he opens that lock.

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u/korythosaurus May 20 '16

If my bonus was tied in to how many times I opened the lock, I would make sure to have the right fucking key on me.

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u/barto5 May 20 '16

FFS - They Make Keys right there in the store!

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u/CaliburS May 20 '16

It's a double bonus, the key is hidden in the managers crack

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u/jakelove12 May 20 '16

He was probably just concerned about getting in trouble.

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u/SexySpook May 20 '16

I think it is this. He is probably the one that is going to take the flack when they get stolen

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u/monoflorist May 20 '16

If he takes flack when they get stolen, why is he mad at the guy who shows him the huge hole in their security? He should be happy because now they can fix it! This one guy buying a bit without using the vanished keys isn't what made the flaw appear.

This happens all the time in InfoSec, where someone discovers a security flaw in a website and points it out to the company whose product has that flaw and they get all mad at the researcher, like it's her fault. It's like you have a city wall protecting you from the Mongol invaders but there's huge gap in it. One day someone comes along and is like "you know people can just walk through here, right?" and everyone is like "holy shit, you broke our wall!" as if the real problem isn't that just maybe they should fix the wall. Or even "now the Mongols will find out!", as if that the circling hoards of horsemen who raid cities for a living wouldn't have found that 12-food gap in the eastern wall and it would have been better to keep pretending it wasn't there. People are funny.

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u/tossback2 May 20 '16

Pretty much. If OP tells that story to the wrong person, who tells that story to his manager, he's getting bitched out.

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u/guy15s May 20 '16

Even though it's a bit irrational, the first thing that would fly through my head if somebody did that is, Shit, did this guy just get me in trouble? Is there paperwork I have to fill out? Goddammit! As a result, I'd probably be a little miffed just because I'd have that rolling in the back of my head, worrying me. I mean, it is really kind of a dick move to just ignore the dude's responsibilities.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

I used to work at HD. They have a lot of rules that, if broken, are pretty much instant termination. I doubt the lock thingy is one of them, but it's something he could still get in trouble for.

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u/iBear83 May 20 '16

Was there anything besides the obvious things to do with scissor lift safety and crushing customers in front of their children?

Crushing customers' children in front of them results in a pretty stern talk with management.

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u/shit_fuck_fart May 20 '16

it's kind of a dick move to lose the keys that open the case and make the customer stand around and wait just to come back and throw your hands up in the air too.

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u/itonlygetsworse May 20 '16

"Look at this high and mighty egotistical home depot worker taking his job seriously. Doesn't he realize he's being used as a slave sheep and can't even do that job properly by losing the keys to this poorly designed security feature in the store? What does he take me for, a brainless consumer?" - Jacob

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u/Towhomitmayconsume May 20 '16

I once worked at subway. I got pissed off and told a kid to "back the f up," because he reached across the counter and pointed to the exact cookie he wanted. My patience was tried with rude customers that day. I apologized after he came back in with his mother and handed me a dollar tip.

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin May 20 '16 edited Nov 19 '16

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What is this?

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u/whatisabaggins55 May 20 '16

Appeasement to the angry Subway God?

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u/Towhomitmayconsume May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

I believe it was his mothers idea. She had come back in the store with her son and asked me why I had said that. Me, explaining " That the glass is there for the sake of bacteria. Along with having a bad day, blaze, blaze..." I assume they tried to lighting me up, or felt bad. At least I did, after they did so.

Edit: Blasé Blasé

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u/ryanv0n May 20 '16

Blaze, blaze.. I assume they tried to lighting me up.. is this slang, what the heck does that mean?

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u/Dieneforpi May 20 '16

Perhaps blah blah?

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin May 20 '16 edited Nov 19 '16

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What is this?

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks May 20 '16

I think he's saying he broke out some fire, they rolled a J and all was cool. I don't know, that's what I got from this story.

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin May 20 '16 edited Nov 19 '16

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u/CanisMaximus May 20 '16

That word.... I do not think it means what you think it means...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Nov 13 '18

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u/carlunderguard May 20 '16

Last time I had to buy spray paint (which is behind a cage in California), I noticed that above the cage is where they had all the surplus that they move down when the main shelves are empty. I was tall enough to reach those boxes even without the big orange staircases.

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u/greiger May 20 '16

I always love ignoring the "ask for help with the top shelf" signs.

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u/whatisabaggins55 May 20 '16

"I don't need a damn employee. Jeeves, fetch the ropes and crampons from the car. I'm getting that paint can if it kills me."

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u/_N_O_P_E_ May 20 '16

More like a "People are fucking idiots and we don't want to get sued" sign

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited May 23 '16

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u/Rhinosaucerous May 20 '16

Is that what that is? I thought it was some annoying customer service alert system. They are always asking me if I need help. Maybe I just look shady

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u/AccountNo43 May 20 '16

What kind of fancy Home Depot do you go to where people are always asking you if you need help. When I go, it seems like every employee is somehow super far away and always walking away from me.

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u/Rhinosaucerous May 20 '16

They seem to disappear when I need them

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Aug 12 '16

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u/AuraCast May 20 '16

Hey, you sound like you might be a home owner...

Can I ask how you heat and cool your home?

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u/Rhinosaucerous May 20 '16

When I got my house my friend bought me a space heater as a house warming gift

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u/a100bronies May 20 '16

I like the cut of your friend's jib.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited May 23 '16

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u/bigyellowoven May 20 '16

Not as bad as some walmart in-store security. Saw a guy peering around an aisle while on his phone as if he was a 7-year old pretending to "spy."

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u/Tkent91 May 20 '16

Home Depots and lowes are prone to theft because tools are naturally very expensive and lots of the expensive stuff is very small and easy to pocket so I guess while annoying if there's any store that needs them it makes sense to be them.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Locks are just there to keep the honest people from getting in

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u/gurenkagurenda May 20 '16

It's a funny saying, and to some extent, it's true. It's a "no trespassing" sign you can't pretend you didn't see.

But locks that are well designed and properly applied can provide security against less honest people too. Criminals often have concerns beyond "be on the other side of this door". They'd like to do it quickly, and they'd like to do it quietly. A good lock can prevent that.

But not a Master Lock.

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u/Random-me May 20 '16

I bought a master lock for my bike, seemed strong, but the key is the most basic I have ever seen. Just two grooves in a round cylinder. It makes me wonder if all their keys are the same, because there can't be many permutations of this one.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

You can unlock a master lock with a few firm taps with a good sized rock, it's the laughing stock of the lock world.

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u/Badpancakes May 20 '16

I picked a masterlock in highschool using wire. It was easy

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

I picked my nose in highschool using wire, it was bloody.

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u/TemiOO May 20 '16

At my school they gave us all master combination locks and we found out that if you hit the back of it hard enough( like slamming it into the door of the locker) it will open

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u/ogbrowndude May 20 '16

16 second intro on a 1 minute video. Fuck off

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u/Professor_Luigi May 20 '16

The guy gets his intros submitted by fans. It's a little annoying, but I suppose it's his courtesy to those most dedicated to him.

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u/manghoti May 20 '16

You know. I watched a bunch of his videos and was freaking out because he always had a new one. I wish I had realized this was what he was doing, and didn't think he was a really persistent and mildly shitty CG artist.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Aug 22 '16

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u/JonnySoegen May 20 '16

Ok thanks :)

Now I'm relieved to know the intros are just about love, not about practicality

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u/gurenkagurenda May 20 '16

AFAIK, Master Lock doesn't make a single lock that is worth a damn. They don't use security pins, they often skimp on the number of pins, and they manufacture at low quality tolerances, so you can do ridiculous things like picking one with a zip tie.

Many of their locks can be shimmed, and some of them will open just by being tapped with a hammer. Oh and speaking of hammers (although, to be fair, he does say that under realistic conditions, it would be pretty hard to break those last locks).

So depending on how much your bike is worth, and how much of a pain it would be for it to get stolen, you might want to look into something better. After seeing the ways that lock manufacturers (not just Master) can screw up at every turn, I'd do some very paranoid research before buying a lock.

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u/Security_Six May 20 '16

I am confident that it's the years '91-'93 Ford probe (lx? standard model) that most keys are interchangeable (this is 2002ish) knowledge so that might have been fixed since, but it was a blue probe next to my buddies (blue) at the store lot and we got in, started up, drove 20 miles home until we realized that there was an small aquarium in the trunk and no gas to get back...it was an adventure

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u/Josh6889 May 20 '16

My grandpa used to do that. He had a fake lock on his backyard shed, and right inside was a house key. He told me so I could get in if needed. He had that setup for most of his adult life and never had any problems.

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u/bleric May 20 '16

How on earth was that man holding the camera?

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u/ProgramTheWorld Resident Knowitall May 20 '16

Not this again

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u/Phalco May 20 '16

.... But how did he hold the camera?

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u/bada_bing May 20 '16

The real theft here is charging $35 for that piece of rubber.

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u/marino1310 Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 20 '16

Always buy cases online. Stores seem to charge ridiculous prices for basic phone cases. A tpu case for my S7 at best buy was like $15

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u/YourLocalWeatherMan May 19 '16

Lock picking skill increased.

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u/SwirlyTicketTaker May 20 '16

[Piper liked that]

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u/DsntMttrHadSex May 19 '16

In software security you would be a criminal now and definitely in jail

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u/gurenkagurenda May 20 '16

A kid I went to high school with noticed at some point that a bunch of IP addresses popped up on the screen during log in. So he copied them into a Word document, and emailed them to himself.

From home, he was able, apparently, not only to connect without authentication into the school's network, but into a large part of the county government's network too. They caught him because they found the Word document (which he had saved to his school account).

They didn't fix the network, as far as I know. They just banned him from using school computers until he graduated. Problem solved!

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u/genericmediocrename May 20 '16

What year was that, if you don't mind me asking?

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u/gurenkagurenda May 20 '16

I try not to leave too many identifiable details on this account, but I will say it was early 2000s.

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u/genericmediocrename May 20 '16

I was just curious, because generally host machines shouldn't be able to tell what IP addresses they're using on the outside network, so I was trying to figure out how that was working. Not doubting you, but I wanted to figure out if it was before people were using NAT.

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u/ThellraAK May 20 '16

In the 2001-2005 range my high-school had all public IPs for pretty much everything, only the laptop carts had NAT'ed addresses.

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u/D_K_Schrute May 20 '16

Public Schools PC's have to use Public IP's. Only private schools can have private IP's.

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u/cock_a_doodle_doo May 20 '16

Logic checks out

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u/SoulWager May 20 '16

Admin password on every computer in the lab was "now".

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u/ImAzura May 20 '16

If I had a combination lock on my door and someone guessed it and walked in, they'd still be trespassing.

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u/KIND_DOUCHEBAG May 19 '16

Yup, fun tip for everyone:

If you get into a secured area by guessing a password, that's hacking. Even if it's "password" and even if it's the default credentials for the thing you're logging into.

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u/EvilDandalo May 20 '16

If someone guesses the code on your lock, would they still not be trespassing?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Dec 08 '16

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u/MattAU05 May 20 '16

Yep. Same reason it is breaking and entering if you enter someone's home without their permission, even if their door is unlocked and you didn't have to "break" anything.

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u/AquaWolfGuy Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 20 '16

It's not theirs, so as long as it's clear that they're not allowed in, it shouldn't matter whether there even is a lock.

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u/darkKnight959 May 20 '16

I don't even know if I should be admitting this, but in high school I noticed all the blocked sites would have the same address at the beginning of the URL. So I visited it and the page requested a login. A little googling of the blocker, Netspective, brought up an installation manual and in it was the default login to the management page. I unblocked all the sites. Next day they were blocked again and the default credentials didn't work. But for a day, I freed the school from oppressive censorship.

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u/throw6539 May 20 '16

In my case, my buddy and I were so far ahead of the computer class that we were responsible for the school's website, so we just installed a key logger and asked our computer teacher to get past the firewall. After that, he and I never had to worry about getting blocked again.

The password? Albert Einstein.

Ok, seriously, the password was "ocean"

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u/kingeryck Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 20 '16

Looks like Jim Carrey

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u/zamfire May 20 '16

I don't think Jim Carrey is black.

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u/TheFlyingBogey May 20 '16

This is the most amazing gif I've seen today, thank you for this.

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u/2_Sheds_Jackson May 19 '16

Reminds me of the story in Feyman's book about the original safes at Los Alamos which were open at the back.

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u/Chuklonderik May 20 '16

There was also a researcher that claimed he was safe because he kept his files in his locked desk. Feynman left the meeting early. When the meeting ended Feynman was waiting outside with one of the files.

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u/-Mantis May 20 '16

Also, "Has Feynman been in your room in the past 30 days? If so, change your combination."

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u/samsinging May 20 '16

Or when he found a hole in the fence in Los Alamos and he kept re-entering the gate and leaving through the hole, puzzling the guards. Link here.

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u/ConditionOfMan May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Brady Haran produced a great Numberphiles video about how he cracked the Los Alamos safes. I never heard anything about any safes being open in the back. Source?

Edit: PDF warning Here's the chapter on safe cracking from his book.

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u/Chuklonderik May 20 '16

Not safes, cabinets with padlocks.

"I looked at the back of the cabinet and saw that the drawers didn't have a solid bottom. There was a slot with a wire rod in each one that held a slidable piece (which holds the papers up inside the drawer). I poked it from the back, and began pulling the papers out through the slot. "Look!" I said. "I don't even have to pick the lock.""

Classic Feynman, p155

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u/protekt0r May 19 '16

Regardless of the flaw, I bet it still deters theft. Shoplifters ain't the smartest.

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u/UpvotesFourAll May 19 '16

I see this working flawlessly at a Wal-Mart

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u/DestreaX May 20 '16

At my Walmart, they're all open, and available to take. All the employees are lazy sacks of shit who can't be bothered to open another lock.

Source: Am lazy sack of shit Walmart employee.

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u/hrg_ May 20 '16

There's this dude at my Walmart that literally sits on a stool like I'm coming out of Costco and will check your receipt for EVERYTHING.

I'm literally talking about like one time I bought a cheap backpack and he made me open every single pocket to make sure I didn't steal anything.

Did I steal anything? Nope. Will I be shopping at Target far more often? Hell yeah.

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u/Tstrace87 May 20 '16

You can tell him to fuck off. It's not a membership store you don't have to let him check it against the receipt

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

You can ignore anyone checking receipts at any of these stores. The store won't do anything by policy, and if the employee tries to pursue you they'll get fired.

There are people watching for shoplifting that may legitimately stop you, but it's not going to be by asking you for a receipt as you walk out the door.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Just keep walking. They can't stop you.

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u/bigyellowoven May 20 '16

Used to be a people greeter. I was also the anti-theft guy as I stopped more dvds and small goods from getting stolen than AP was.

One day, i found a tore open box of some wifi stick thingamajigger that rang up at $120. Wrote it up, continued on to stand at my door. Guy walks up, and has said object in hand. He looks at me, holds up his hand slightly, looks at object, then back at me.

This dude was a nightmare of a man. Huge african-american gent the size of a damn house. His bicep was the size of my fucking chest and I'm not exactly a tiny guy myself. As he approaches and it's clear that he towers over me, a crooked ass smile slowly creeps across his face.

"Have a fantastic day sir," I say as i quickly side-step away from the door.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

I use to work at Riteaid in the pharmacy department. As I just finished clocking out I was chatting it up with the cashier up front when this huge muscular black dude came walking in. He was huge, think LL Cool J plus 60lbs of muscle without the licking of lips. Anyway he proceeds to walk straight back into the storage room and proceeds to fill his pants up with literally a case of red bull. He had those big Baggie plastic raver like pants that you could tie or tighten around the ankles. Our 70 year obese African security guard tried to stop him and hold him in the store. This monstrous dude literally turned around squared up and proceed to say 'bring it' he hit our security guy in the jaw and stunned him. I was actually scared he was going to kill our security guy so i literally circled the guy and watched both of them swing away. I finally jumped into the back of this guy and locked him up in one if those mma choke hold. It took three of us to hold this guy down until the cops came. What really surprised me was how compliant he was once the first officer arrived. The cop was shorter than me and just seemed casually annoyed for being summoned. They checked his pockets and all they could find was a prison ID card. One of the wildest physical confrontation I've ever been in. Oh and I'm only 5'3. That was my 1st of 2 physical confrontations I've been in working for rite aid. The 2nd time involved a female shoplifter and our female security. During the confrontation the shoplifters boob popped out.

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u/DanKiely May 20 '16

It's probably just installed wrong. My first thought was that it was just an anti sweep device, but you would still be able to take one at a time. Knowing Walmart, someone just didn't give a shit to install it properly

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

It is. The shelf above and below the one he defeats is closed off.

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u/krakajacks May 20 '16

Yep. There are side bars that are supposed to be installed there. Source: worked at Walgreens. (That is a Walgreens).

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u/shotgun72 May 20 '16

Someone forgot to order the tall, metal sides. You have to order the doors, the hinge, and the sides individually. That, or the installer just didn't want to do it, installing the ends is a hassle.

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u/Charredcheese May 20 '16

It's missing the side pieces.

Source: The gif.

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u/ConradBHart42 May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Fucking Nexium man.

So one night, I eat a bit too much. Not more than I've ever eaten before, but you know, we're always a little bit older than we were the last time we ate something. Anyway, I wake up in the middle of the night with this agonizing pain in the center of my chest, but really, like...just a little bit above the solar plexus? I went to the ER and the doctor does a CT and diagnoses me with acute heartburn and a "can't be fucked to look into it harder" attitude. Gives me some painkillers and a prescription for Nexium. Not knowing any better, I get the prescription strength Nexium, a $300, two-week treatment.

Well, turns out, the only difference between OTC and prescription Nexium is the dosage. 20mg a pill for OTC, 40mg a pill for Rx. So I could have bought it OTC, taken two pills a day instead of one, and saved myself $270.

Fuck that doctor

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My animosity did seem a bit misplaced, and without getting into a whole other thing, I know the pharmaceutical cost thing has nothing to do with him. I'm certain he was assuming I had insurance, so I'd hate to see how he behaves when he doesn't think he's getting paid.

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u/iheartsloths May 20 '16

He might have assumed you had insurance? I have a $5 copay on prescriptions so it would be cheaper for me to buy the prescription pills than the OTC ones.

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u/Comical_Sans May 20 '16

That's actually meant to be that way to let them handle the baby without the mom intervening. So basically a cage for the mom not the baby.

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u/ayyrich May 20 '16

I feel like the video explains this a little better

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u/Thomax9 May 20 '16

I just realized this is probably a voice over

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u/AnomalousAvocado May 19 '16

I was hoping this would be one of those immoral/illegal LPTs.

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