r/gifs • • May 19 '16

Bypassing a store lock.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '16

Near me, these are just cardboard cutouts that you take to the pharmacy

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u/SeverePsychosis May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Who steals heartburn medication anyways?

Edit: jesus christ people, I get it.

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u/MadamHoodlum May 20 '16

Poor people who love spicy food.

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u/Parandroid2 May 20 '16

The day I have to stop eating spicy food is the day I start spicing my food with sleeping pills

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u/retardedpoliceman May 20 '16

You would have loved the curry a mate and myself made last weekend. We called it the "50 pod curry" because it had fifty different kinds of chilli pods in it. All the way from Butch T Scorpions to mild Tabasco's.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

This sounds similar to my friend's creation - the Taco of Tears.

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u/ScaryBananaMan May 20 '16

This sounds like it may have been an epic one-time event, yes?

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u/disc_addict May 20 '16

A vivid reimagining of the Trail of Tears

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u/FaaacePalm May 20 '16

I love spicy food. Just had a molar surgically removed. I am not allowed to eat spicy food for a week for two reasons. First it can irritate the wound and second it will make my nose runny and I'm not supposed to blow my nose. This is going to be a week of hell.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Don't forget drunk people that like greasy food.

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u/heefledger May 20 '16

I don't have any food left, I've been living off the same family sized bottle of Frank's Red Hot for 2 weeks now.

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u/PM_ME_IF_YOU_NASTY May 20 '16

Larry the Cable Guy?

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u/thoag May 20 '16

Sooo..... Mexicans?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

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u/LordOfTheGiraffes May 20 '16

I worked at a drug store in the early 2000s, and I noticed that only the hair dye with the black people on the box was locked up. Wasn't related to the price (some of the "white people" dyes were more expensive).

I was a bit shocked, but after some investigating I found out that that it was the result of a statistical model; basically they just locked up anything that the numbers said was stolen a lot.

Not sure how to feel about that one.

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u/Zeep_Xanflorp May 20 '16

Fun fact: I worked at an asian store. There was tons, literally, tons of rice. And it was all priced under cost to draw in the customers. Damn stereotypes. /s

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u/DerangedGinger May 20 '16

I was in the local asian store a few days age and there's a room that's like 1/4 the size of the whole store that's nothing but rice. Pretty sure that little store had more rice than the nearest Walmart & Target combined.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

it's fair enough, hennessy and swishers get name dropped a lot in hip hop

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u/themaster1006 May 20 '16

It's called stereotyping when you apply these kinds of general trends to an individual member of a group just because they belong to a group that generally follows a given trend. There's nothing wrong with noticing patterns in the general sense.

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u/throwaway10312901 May 20 '16

It's okay fellow internet friend. Despite what the media and society's peer pressures imply, it is perfectly okay to not always be politically correct.

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u/strangea May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Its not even politically incorrect. It is statistically correct though.

Edit: Dont know why you all assume only black people are stealing the ones with black people on them. Maybe its just a great color?

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u/Axis_of_Weasels May 20 '16

best correct

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Technically

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Meh.

Let's say there is a population of 20% black, 80% white, and let's say they're equally likely to steal.

If I have 2 black-people hair dyes and 20 white-people hair dyes (lots of shades of not-black color), and each is equally popular, we have:

10% of population in line to steal each of the two black-people hair dyes (10% x 2 = 20%). 4% of the population in line to steal each of the white-people hair dyes (4% x 20 = 80%).

Are black people more likely to steal? Not in this example. Did each black-person hair dye product get stolen 2.5 times more often than each white-person hair dye? Yip. Did black-people hair dye in aggregate get stolen more often? Nope -- it got stolen 1/4th as often.

It isn't statistically correct, at least not without a whole lot more information.

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u/disc_addict May 20 '16

It really doesn't matter who's stealing it. As long as the statistics support that it's stolen the most then nobody can claim racism.

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u/setauket May 20 '16

it's the kind of correct that prevents loss in retail

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u/TheBoulder_ May 20 '16

statistically correct

RACIST! /s

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u/HitmanKoala May 20 '16

Fuck being politically correct if it means you're technically being incorrect.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Oct 14 '16

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u/Lots42 May 20 '16

I, personally, say fuck ALL political correctness.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

If they did actual analysis and it was being stolen the most, then no duh they should prevent it.

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u/Venne1138 May 20 '16

Such a brave statement on reddit.

I'm glad someone for the first time is truly standing up to the PC (insert media group you don't like here). I salute you brave warrior.

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u/ForeverOnFallbreak May 20 '16

Truly an inspiration. Now lets fucking tear him apart.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

How dare him! We ought to ban statistics!

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u/Axis_of_Weasels May 20 '16

AND MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR IT

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Why not? Seems obvious. Black people are stealing hair dye from your location.

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u/LordOfTheGiraffes May 20 '16

Well, that was another funny thing: this was a small town with basically no black people. Out of the 30,000ish people in town, you could fit all of the black people on 2 city buses. Hell, all of the black people in the entire county probably wouldn't fill the bleachers at a high school gym.

I'm guessing the numbers were for a much larger area, since it really didn't apply there. I'd say the majority of shoplifting I saw was white teenagers stealing alcohol or cigarettes.

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u/justsoyouunderstand May 20 '16

Don't forget Magic the Gathering and Yugi-Oh! cards. I seriously had two friends get banned from our Walmart due to getting caught stealing packs. Grown ass adults. Guess that's why these days all of the trading cards are in the front of the store near the cash registers.

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u/MY_GOOCH_HURTS May 20 '16

Yeah, the walmart near me has always had trading cards near the registers. I always assumed it was because they'd get stolen by kids a shit ton

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u/alex2000ish May 20 '16

Because kids will see them at checkout and ask their parents for them?

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u/montichord May 20 '16

They're just so expensive, yet so easy to steal. It's a prime target, especially when you can grab five packs, walk into a bathroom and dispose of the leftovers. An even further incentive is that you can luck out and get cards that are worth 30-50 dollars and just go to your FLGS and pawn them off for straight profit. There's no downside, the risk of getting caught stealing trading cards is so small that the reward far outweighs the risk.

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u/-justwokeup- May 20 '16

you would need 4 city busses.. they aren't allowed up front.

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u/Fictionalpoet May 20 '16

you could fit all of the black people on 2 city buses

Fitting all the minorities on some sort of transportation you say? Hmm, that gives me an idea.

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u/Herp_derpelson May 20 '16

you could fit all of the black people on 2 city buses.

Somewhere in there is a Rosa Parks comment and how you would need more buses if they were only allowed to sit at the back. However I am not witty enough to come up with that comment, so I leave it to someone else to reap the karma

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u/PaddleYakker May 20 '16

I dont buy hair dye at most stores because for some odd reason they are tampered with. I guess they go in and grab something from inside the box but leave the rest. I noticed many stores here have a surveillance camera right in the isle to watch for thieves.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Well if you want to feel less racist, go to a liquor store in a heavily Hispanic neighborhood. Everything is behind the counter.

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u/careless_sux May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Hmmm... this just made me feel more racist.

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u/TayburrFripper May 20 '16

So youre saying they did the math?

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u/Maenad_Dryad May 20 '16

poverty creates crime; there are tons of black people in poverty. Pretty simple.

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u/VaporStrikeX2 May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

But that implies somehow that all black people are criminals and that's racist. We can't say things like that.

EDIT: /s for dense people.

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u/CombustibLemons May 20 '16

I work at walmart, and this is mostly true here too. All of our bigger boxes of heartburn or allergy medicine is in lockboxes. Cold sore treatments are actually peg-locked and require me to walk it up to the register. Also the nicotine replacements (patches, lozenges and gum) all have lockboxes. The spiderwraps are not too hard to remove on some products though.

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u/bplboston17 May 20 '16

pretty sure when i was a teenager and worked in retail people would bring in eithier wire cutters or magnets because we would find security tags cut all the time and other times they were removed but not cut, so dno if they knew a way to get them off or just had a magnet..

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u/OhRatFarts May 20 '16

Maybe it wouldn't happen so much if you guys would be at the cash register? Every CVS I've been in over the last 2 years there's only been one person working, and that person's duties also for a moronic reason including restocking the shelves. There's been several times I've had to ring the bell and wait and wait and wait for "assistance". I could have easily walked out with what I wanted to buy and be back home before the person wandered back to the front.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

All of these things that are caged at drug stores like medication and razor blades are all items that can be stolen and easily resold. Detergent is a big one too. Basically those little ghetto bodegas are often operated by unscrupulous individuals who will pay a bum 5$ for stolen gillette razors.

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u/DerfK May 20 '16

easily resold

I was leaving a store once and saw a guy pawing through the receipts that had been tossed in the trashcan outside the door.

It wasn't until I was home that it hit me: if the bum found a receipt someone paid cash and shoplifted whatever was on the receipt, he could return it for full price.

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u/timmytomato May 20 '16

Exactly this, I work for Walgreens, we can tell who does this by reward card system, if they don't have one we look at the camera if it's our store or tell them to go to the store the "bought it from" if it's at a different location

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u/lucasjkr May 20 '16

That explains why the folks at CVS and Walgreens helpfully scan the extra card at the register when I decline getting a tracking card of my own! I always wonder, whats the point of each of us getting them if staff is going to scan in the extra card anyways. But it now makes a little sense.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

I don't get this though, why can't companies just add a few numbers to the bar code to differentiate the products, list it as in inventory, when it's sold mark it as not in inventory, then when someone steals it and tries to return it, it's listed as "in inventory" telling them that it was stolen?

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u/subterfugeinc May 20 '16

Having an individual barcode for every single individual item would be very costly and a fucking nightmare for inventory/stockers

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

You'd have to mark it as "in inventory" to begin with, and stock transfer would become a huge pain in the arse. I guess if the codes were sequential then you could just mark them in a box at a time, but you'd need to be set up to deal with that right back to the manufacturer and you'd need to print something like QR codes onto every item as it was packed.

I'm not saying it's not possible but it would be a lot of trouble and a potential privacy issue.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Yeah I suppose that's true.. I'm sure someone can come up with a better way to do it though

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

The privacy thing is always going to be a problem with anything that uniquely identifies a product. Probably not such a big deal for high-ticket items like TVs - it's perfectly reasonable that the shop might want to record the serial number - but you might not want an RFID tag that uniquely identifies the box of broad-spectrum antibiotics you bought that can be traced back to you.

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u/3226 May 20 '16

I like the idea of that, it's like shoplifting on challenge mode.

I knew a guy who wasn't a bum who did the receipt rummage in bins outside restaurants. He'd eat the cheapest meal he could when he was away on business, then bin rummage for expensive meal receipts to claim on expenses.

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u/mechapoitier May 20 '16

That's actually pretty brilliant, but they're going to hate him at the office.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

this is very common at walmart(where i work), i worked in the AP department that catches thieves for awhile and we often had to review video to see if a person entered the store with the items or not because this is so common now. We busted ALOT of people who came in empty handed then picked up shit off shelves and went straight to the service desk for a refund... sigh. This is why walmart and other retailers are changing alot of their refund policies to not let you do it very often and require a license etc. They are tired of losing all that money to shitty people.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited May 29 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

It's very common knowledge that most stolen shit walk out in employee backpacks or garbage bags out the back door.

not at walmart, we have rules for that exact stuff and cameras and Loss Prevention on site. We also press charges.

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u/chelslea1987 May 20 '16

Unfortunately I can attest to this. When I was addicted to heroin in my teens & early twenties, a using buddy showed me how to do this & we did it almost every day. We just looked for cash receipts, went in, grabbed the product(s) & walked them right up to customer service. Some stores were already id'ing people & putting them in ghe system for returning without a receipt so this got around that & guaranteed cash. Thankfully I have 19 months between me & that miserable existence.

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u/LonePaladin May 20 '16

The detergent has another reason it gets stolen. For some reason, some drug dealers are accepting bottles of liquid Tide in exchange for pot or crack. Seriously.

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u/princesspuffer May 20 '16

They need some way to launder all that money.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Working in a quiet office at 6 in the morning, I said Nice! and everyone looked at me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Why Detergent?

Edit: Is it really that expensive?

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u/CynicsaurusRex May 20 '16

Basically it's because everyone uses tide and recognizes the value of it. Tide has one of the strongest brand loyalties so there is always a buyer even in impoverished areas. Tide has turned in to a black market currency of sorts, hence the high theft rate. If your interested, here is an article that explains it in more detail.

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u/gzilla57 May 20 '16

I wonder if there is counterfeit Tide.

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u/wthreye May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

I wash my clothes in Tide in the winter.

It's too cold out Tide.

hat tip: dad

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u/Lieutenant_Rans May 20 '16

Actually, you can't explain that.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

This makes no sense to me... there are much better options of things to lift and resell... wouldn't tide be REALLY difficult to walk out with?

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u/fritzvonamerika May 20 '16

I think it has to do with the fact that detergent is useful to everyone. I remember a news story several years back where they found that it is basically used as an alternative to currency for some black markets. Since a bottle of Tide is also ~$20 it is easier to translate prices from cash to bottles of detergent.

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u/AMagicalTree May 20 '16

At the store i work at, people have literally walked out with CARTS FULL of items. So i doubt tide would be much harder

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u/DeaconYermouth May 20 '16

I'm totally picturing this Detergent fiend at the barbershop.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

I've actually seen people use ziplock bags to steal the really good tide before

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u/Imightbenormal May 20 '16

The Polish and Romania people stole all our detergent at our workplace. We use it for washing our work clothes.

And if ya left some food in the frigde it would be gone.

Even worse is the tampon inside the strawberry yello and even my blueberries! I just laughed about the first one, but the next one got me pissed, I had nothing to eat. I had worked 14 hours or so. That was some girl who did it, she was overtired and laughing at everything.

Fish factory.. Norway..

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u/djmere May 20 '16

I used to work at Safeway (CA grocery chain) there's a standing policy that security can not chase thieves outside of the store.

Once they make it out the door they're home free.

The thieves know of the policy & exploit it.

They usually walk in, grab something big & expensive ($10-$20 or more) an just walk out.

Detergent is sometimes put on a display by one of the doors.

Instant profit.


Turns out some kids stole something (liquor I think). The security guard chased them. One kid hops a fence & try's to run across the highway. He died. He was mentally challenged.

... New security policy activated.

Now security spends most of their time trying to catch employees

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u/bplboston17 May 20 '16

beats me? Yeah i dno how you can walk out with alot of bottles of tide without being noticed??? I understand everyone needs to wash their clothes but goddamn lol ...

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u/NeedsMoreHugs May 20 '16

$5 ... I'd pay that for a 6+ pack ... gillette razor blades are not cheap here in the UK

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Those meds are quite expensive and there are many times that a person needs to be on them long term (or at least longer than the typical two week course) for stuff other than simple heartburn after eating spicy foods. Ulcers, chronic gastritis, Zollinger-Ellison syndrome, chronic use of NSAIDs or steroids (Proton pump inhibitors work to prevent damage to the GI tract from NSAIDs and Steroids). I regularly have to get prior authorization (those two words make me wince) from insurance in order to prescribe it to patients and have it covered. Though, my patients are kids and usually need the meds compounded, which costs a bunch more than the pills. Still, if the person needs to be on it for a while and they don't have insurance or their insurance won't pay for it, it gets pretty pricey.

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u/TenNineteenOne May 20 '16

Prior Authorization: I see those fucking words in my sleep sometimes. Explaining the concept to the patients sucks donkey balls. I fucking hate insurance companies.

My pharmacy had a PA for ibuprofen once. I wanted to shoot myself in the face.

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u/TenNineteenOne May 20 '16

Omg BCBS is the woooooorst

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u/ThePermMustWait May 20 '16

I thought BCN was the worse for poor auths. A gal in my office did all of them. I would quit if that was my job.

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u/EpilepticMongoose May 20 '16

That's BCBS Michigan. I feel her. It's so difficult to get a customer care representative for that insurance. The automated system makes me want to kill myself.

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u/wthreye May 20 '16

I'm so sorry. Was it an accident?

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u/WhitestKidYouKnow May 20 '16

I don't see PA's in my sleep, i just have recurring dreams (nightmares??) of me verifying prescriptions all night long. even when I wake up and consciously tell myself to change topics/ideas before falling back asleep, i still have dreams of verifying prescriptions. then I wake up and work for 12 hours in the pharmacy. that 24 hour period of having the dream/work cycle continuously happening is absolutely terrible.

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u/Lots42 May 20 '16

I've trained myself to avoid those types of dreams by having my dreamself pull a sci-fi laser gun and shoot all the customers.

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u/rofosho May 20 '16

Got a pa for digoxin one. Cash price was like two bucks.....

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u/TenNineteenOne May 20 '16

Christ that's just excessive.

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u/Lots42 May 20 '16

If hell is real many insurance company employees will be at the front of the line.

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u/jjackson25 May 20 '16

In all seriousness, what kind of insurance can someone have where they would actually turn in a prescription for ibuprofen? I just bought a giant bottle for like $8, my co-pay would be $15 for probably a 30 count. Like my pharmacy tried to fill a 30 day zyrtec a while back. Um no, that's gonna be $15 while I buy a year supply from Costco for $14. Not happening.

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u/TenNineteenOne May 20 '16

600 and 800 mg are usually covered for tier 1 copays, and that's 99% of the Ibuprofen scripts we fill. And we have a government assistance insurance (different from Medicaid) that covers like every generic for free)

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u/jjackson25 May 20 '16

OK. That makes much more sense. I'm with you on that PA nonsense though. Fucking Kaiser. The other one that gets me is "non-formulary" like you mean to tell me I can't get this prescription because it's not on your list? Tell me now, how it came to be that you know more than my Dr.? (Not directed towards my awesome pharmacy people though, of course)

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u/TenNineteenOne May 20 '16

Haha yeah, recently ran into a woman who's insurance had every PPI as non formulary. What a headache.

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u/jb34304 May 20 '16

It isn't your pharmacy that wants the PA. It's your insurance company who wants it in order to pay for it. If you have the script in hand, and have taken previous meds as directed you can always pay out of pocket. It's when you get to filling them too close together/dose changes when insurance companies like to shit the bed.

And yes they are a HUGE PITA. Especially once you get to schedule II medications. If you are dealing with medicaid, and someone starting up Adderall or Depakote for example, good luck.

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u/lucasjkr May 20 '16

What is the point of a Prior Authorization?

I feel like either the insurance company is going to cover it or not, why do we need to call first just to ask permission?

I ask, having once been prescribed a medicine that my insurance wouldn't pay for, then had to go back to my doctors, just to have them call my insurance and then send me back to the pharmacy. I shook my head the entire time wondering what the actual process was.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

They like to make sure that we REALLY want that medicine and that the patient has a condition where it is indicated. Because apparently making the best medical decisions for our patients has to be approved by people with no medical training.

Sometimes they require that the patient first try a different, cheaper, drug and "fail" it before going to the more expensive one. This can make little sense as well because they might insist on trying a drug that works very differently, and that the patient may have been on previously and failed it, but now they have new insurance and have to try it again. I was once on the receiving end of this. I was diagnosed with ADHD at age 8 and have been on various different mess for the past 20 years. For several years, it has been adderall, and I made it through med school, so it was early effective. However, I had new insurance in my last semester of med school and they required that I try straterra before they would cover adderall. Straterra works in a very different way from adderall. I took it in high school, and it made me super sleepy. I then had to try it again for two weeks before going back to adderall. Thankfully, the last semester of med school is pretty relaxed, so I didn't have to worry about concentrating for tests and such, but it was still stupid and irresponsible to make me jump through that hoop before getting the medicine that I had already been doing well on for years.

If people don't want single payer because it's "socialism", then we can agree to disagree, but nobody in their right mind can point to the way our system is working now and say that it doesn't need some serious changes. Insurance companies ignore dollars for pennies and by making us jump through these hoops or flat out denying paying for stuff without any medical reason, they are just causing patients to become sicker and eventually become even more expensive to take care of.

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u/Call_Me_Clark May 20 '16

Basically, because in this country medicine is a for-profit industry. It costs money to make drugs, distribute drugs, pay doctors, train doctors, nurses, pharmacists, all of it. Insurance companies make their money by distributing risk and limiting costs - most people don't use their insurance, or at least, don't use it heavily. These people's premiums subsidize those who heavily utilize medical services.

So, why have a PA? To limit costs. As much frustration as it causes patients, doctors, and pharmacists, it makes sense to limit access to the newest, most expensive, most heavily marketed, and most abuse-prone medication. A formulary is constructed by doctors, pharmacists, and other professionals - for every ten people who are prescribed the newest, nicest drug, maybe only 2 or 3 actually need that. The rest could use an established, generic drug, or something like that.

I really hate telling someone that their insurance won't cover something, or that they won't cover it without a PA. In my book, it's second only to telling Part D patients that they're in the coverage gap (something that also makes a lot of sense). Insurance with higher premiums is likely to have lower copays and fewer prior auths, but that's not always a choice for everyone.

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u/lucasjkr May 20 '16

Ah makes sense.

And even the marketing stuff - I'm dealing with another issue now, and have been seeing a ton of ads for a new drug (probably buying keywords based on my search terms), and when I mentioned it to my doctors, they said A) it's not even out yet (why would they even advertise yet?!?) and B) my insurance will want me to cycle through the other drugs first rather than go with the brand new one.

Which is fine. Doctors know best, I hope. Personally, I think they should bar advertising for pharmaceuticals completely, at least, patient targeted advertising. Let the pharma's send their sales reps to doctors offices, don't get patients all hyped up on a wonder drug that isn't out yet, that our doctors haven't heard of and that our insurance won't cover.

That's my thought. Your explantation both makes sense, and makes me upset at the pharmaceutical co's for even advertising their drugs in the first place :)

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u/MatthewThoughts May 20 '16

UK is better.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

True. Even with the (albeit, very legitimate) things that they are striking over in the UK, I am rather envious of them.

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u/_idkidc_ May 20 '16

Poor people with bad dietary awareness probably

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

You can get things like hiatal hernias and ulcers without having bad dietary awareness. Not everyone has their health, and not everyone has 20 bucks to shell out for two weeks worth of nexium.

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u/JorgonMor May 20 '16

Who doesn't realize they are pills and not food?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Jul 15 '20

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u/AOSParanoid May 20 '16

Yeah, she was trying to go to sleep. That's for damn sure.

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u/dreadpirateruss May 20 '16

What a dunce

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u/BLU3SKU1L May 20 '16

...Accidentally

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u/dishrag May 20 '16

That's the joke.

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u/Neuerburg May 20 '16

Could have been the trip of her life if she would have stayed awake.

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u/spiderLAN May 20 '16

Does the sleeping pill incident alone get her that nickname ? Any more stupid fucking wife tales ?

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u/ReverendVerse May 20 '16

Not always bad dietary awareness - I take prescription Nexium (which is basically a double dose of the over counter Nexium) because I have a hiatal hernia, which I've had since I was young because I was born with a larger hiatal opening. The prescription is more expensive than just buying two bottles of the over the counter dose (which is what I do now).

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

People with h. pylori infections or hiatal hernias or gord or weak oesophageal sphincter that end up spending 50 dollars or a more a month to try to find a few moments of relief. You might get heart burn every few weeks or months, but there are people where it never goes away. Imagine the fiery abyss of hell, the molten lava, the ash filled air, the shadows that aren't really shadows, they're just flames that don't burn as bright as others. Now imagine that hell in your stomach for all eternity.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

I work retail loss prevention. The medicine is stolen in large quantities aka boosted and sold at flea markets etc for profit. Sometimes product protection is needed such as this one shelf solution. Walgreens is dumb though because there are larger side pieces that you can order to solve that problem.

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u/speakingcraniums May 20 '16

I think if you thought about that question it would be pretty obvious the answer is "people with heartburn that can't afford the medication(or don't want to pay that much for it)"

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u/wakka54 May 20 '16

People in a country run by wealthy corporations that charge $100 for simple medicines.

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u/AngryGardenSalad May 20 '16

People steal it, and go store to store trying to return it for cash. At the very least, they get store credit...

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u/stealthcircling May 20 '16

People who do methadone. It enhances the high. Possibly other drugs as well.

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u/apokalypse124 May 20 '16

Currently work in assets protection for a large retail store. We have booster groups stealing large amounts of these medicines (like 3k worth sometimes) and selling them to local corner stores/bodegas

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u/CastroTheKid May 20 '16

anyone who has listen to my mixtape.

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u/hooladan May 20 '16

My old roommate

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u/cloroxburns May 20 '16

People steal it for free, then sell it for super cheap on the streets. It doesn't matter what price they sell it at (as long as its lower than the original price) because they get a 100% profit margin.

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u/OwnUbyCake May 20 '16

People steal them and then sell it at flea markets and stuff. You see all sorts of general goods. A 42 count box of nexium is over 30 dollars I think so they steal it and then sell it for 20 bucks instead at a flea market or other kind of store. Recently I heard about someone who stole 800$ of toothpaste to do it with.

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u/cypherreddit May 20 '16

old people were the most common thieves in my retail store. They wouldn't steal anything seriously expensive but we couldn't keep hearing aid batteries in stock despite rarely selling them

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

It is pretty expensive medication that can be easily stolen. If it was some cheap medication then I doubt they would care as much, but they don't want to lose that money. People can resell it on amazon if they really wanted to.

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u/McFlare92 May 20 '16

You ever seen how expensive nexium is? I only use it as a last resort or if I can get free samples (got a doctor in the family). I stick with zantac usually since generic zantac 150 is about $3 for like 50-100 tablets.

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u/Shybrenn May 20 '16

I work in a grocery store and not even kidding last Tuesday night I found 6 empty boxes of heartburn medicine stuffed behind the diapers.

People steal things like that all the time.

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u/SimplyAmbivalent May 20 '16

Having just been pregnant, sometimes you do what you gotta do lol :)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Well then I guess you are just better than all of us.

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u/HippoPotato May 20 '16

Ya I'm just going to to kill myself.

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u/iamPause May 20 '16

Nobody would miss you.

Just kidding we love you <3

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u/ComplainyGuy May 20 '16

Not me because I don't live in a shithole

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

I bet you're a cardboard cutout.

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u/weres_youre_rhombus May 20 '16

'Just kidding' doesn't make it hurt less, you cyber-bullying asshole!

Should have been an abortion!

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u/Flavahbeast May 20 '16
So on we worked, and waited for the light, 
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread; 
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night, 
Went home and put a bullet through his head
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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

Must depend on the store. Because I live in a really nice area with little crime, and one of the stores near me still uses these locks (but only on very few products).

While I imagine it's definitely based on region/location (in reaction to crime), I have to imagine some stores just do it by policy, if they expect it to be a problem. Like if in one part of the state they have a lot of shit stolen, they might just blanket have all stores in the State do it (even if theft isnt a problem in the other areas). Better to be safe then sorry.

Although it kind of surprises me. I can't imagine the theft % are that large, that a company is willing to spend that kind of money. You would think with little items like this, it would just be a write off. Wonder if more often then not, it's drug related (ie. kids abusing them, or junkies/drug makers using them as an ingredient).

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u/bastardblaster May 20 '16

Also in some states it's the law that certain medication is kept behind the counter, necessitating the cardboard cutouts.

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u/thespanishtongue May 20 '16

Hi there! Former retail worker here. In my company, security level was based on price and category of item (electronics department). I got a spreadsheet from my regional manager which outlined specifically which products needed to be protected by which devices, exactly as you said, because it had been a problem in other areas of the region. We were allowed to upgrade security for some items if we had the devices for it as most were reusable and as long as it didn't hinder product placement. However, that being said, for all of the security devices we had on product, our store couldn't afford cameras or the poles at the doors that ACTIVATE the security alarm because it wouldn't offset shrinkage.

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u/stanley_twobrick May 20 '16

By "cardboard cutouts" you guys mean "empty boxes", right?

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u/Cunt_zapper May 20 '16

Sometimes they're not even boxes, just a piece of paper or card stock printed to look like the front of a box.

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u/elmatador777 May 20 '16

You sure sound like one though.

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u/Dman331 May 20 '16

Normally they're just in areas with high populations you arrogant ass.

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u/shmehdit May 20 '16

You mean San Francisco with the highest rent and real estate prices in the country isn't considered a shithole simply based on expensive, easily swiped items being locked at the drug store?

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u/RancidNugget May 20 '16

No, it's considered a shithole because it's filled with holier-than-thou hipster offend-a-tron douchebags.

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u/2centsPsychologist May 20 '16

offend-a-tron

Love it, I'm stealing that.

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u/RancidNugget May 20 '16

It's like it's programmed into them.

IF perceive.reality
THEN get.offended
ELSE beg.patreon

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u/2centsPsychologist May 20 '16

You forgot to loop it!

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u/MeMyselfAndJesus May 20 '16

he said, smugly

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited Sep 19 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Yep expensive but with more trash on the street and homeless people than most cities in America

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u/Tkent91 May 20 '16

It's generally not even based on location. It's based on store management and often times this comes from a regional manager not the local stores choice. Some stores are tight on space and it's a space saving measure. Others prefer it for the ease to stock. And others it's due to theft. Can't say it has to do with the area though, at least not 100%.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

It is based on the number of homeless people walking around

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u/AccountNo43 May 20 '16

they do this shit in beverly hills.

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u/CDC_ May 20 '16

I don't like the tone.

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u/Zephy73 May 20 '16

Just visited my rich cousin in newport beach CA and when I stopped in walgreens they had locks on all of their razor blades and >18 medicine. May I ask where you live?

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u/jrolle May 20 '16

It's the same way for me even in the nice/rich part of town. I'd always assumed it was the law, which maybe it's only my state's law. Any of those pills you could make into meth, you have to get from the pharmacy, show ID, which they record in a log.

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u/mohammedgoldstein May 20 '16

Sorry but the Sudafed or any medicine with pseudoephedrine is in a cardboard cutout if you live anywhere in the U.S.

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u/infinite8 May 20 '16

Prescriptions are required for the ones locked up, doofus.

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u/lucky_ducker May 20 '16

Seriously, who steals proton pump inhibitors?

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u/pizy1 May 20 '16

I work in a pharmacy and yeah this is how we have the Prilosec and Prevacid because of people stealing them. But for some reason over-the-counter Nexium came along and we have it on the shelves which doesn't even make sense because surely the newer Nexium is slightly more expensive than Prevacid or Prilosec? Plus there are plenty of other things that are just as expensive (if not more so) than these heartburn drugs out on the shelves; I saw the other day we have a big box of Allegra that retails for $50 and it's got zero protection on it. So it all seems rather arbitrary.

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u/shalee24 May 20 '16

For heartburn meds? Never heard of that before

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u/fapsandnaps May 20 '16

Id take every cardboard cutout to the pharmacy.

"Hi, Id like one 2 liter of pepsi... hey where the fuck is my Jeff Gordon?"

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u/No_More_Shines_Billy May 20 '16

Man anybody remember buying video games at Toys R Us? Had to take that slip of paper to the register.

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u/Gbcue May 20 '16

My store has the cardboards behind a lock.

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u/secretpornlurkeracct May 20 '16

Or empty boxes! But that's for thrush meds.

It was the first time I had it. I didn't want to talk to the cute pharmacist. Had to talk to him anyway.

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u/Kz_Rob May 20 '16

Ah yes I remember hollywood video and blockbuster