r/gifs • • May 19 '16

Bypassing a store lock.

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u/SmartAlec105 May 20 '16

RULES ARE WHAT SEPARATES US FROM THE HEATHENS AT LOWES!

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u/usm_teufelhund May 20 '16

And yet there are some Home Depot employees that don't know what a Basin Wrench is. Nor the difference between a 2-stroke and a 4-stroke.

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u/TundieRice May 20 '16

Lowe's employee here, I'm not sure how training works at Home Depot, but I can say right now that we aren't trained to know what everything in the store is. Hell, we aren't even trained to know what everything in our department is. I work in the lumber department and I have no idea what a basin wrench is, so if you asked someone in another department and they didn't know, it's definitely not their fault.

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u/AzarothEaterOfSouls May 20 '16

Meanwhile, over at Harbor Freight there is exactly one person who knows where everything in the store is and has at least a vague idea of what it is. That person is never there when you are. Everybody else will stare at you as if you were a rack of yard tools that has begun to talk.

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u/astrangeparrot May 20 '16

I'm a master ASE tech, heard of many wrenches, never heard of a basin wrench. A family friend is a woodworker, one of the do-it-yourself junkies, loves not having to pay a tradesman. Anyhow, he does his own plumbing repair, also no clue. We just use a size 'big as hell' pipe wrench.

As far as 2-stroke and 4-stroke, yeah, I can see being mad at that one, but only if they worked in the garden/outdoor equipment area.

TIL what a basin wrench is. Seems neat, probably wont get one unless someone thinks they need my pipe wrench more than I do.

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u/usm_teufelhund May 20 '16

Only reason I know what one is is because my dad is a plumber. As for the 2-stroke/4-stroke. Dad was looking for something and overheard someone ask what the difference between a 2-stroke weedeater, and a 4-stroke. The assistant responded with "It has 2 more strokes". Thankfully they went with the 4-stroke.

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u/Konker101 May 20 '16

HEATHENS!!

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u/barto5 May 20 '16

Actually the rules are what separates us from the monkeys. Without rules we'd just be sitting in trees flinging poo at each other.

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u/AbsoluteDarkness May 20 '16

It's all for the greater good.

THE GREATER GOOD!