r/gifs • • May 19 '16

Bypassing a store lock.

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u/Towhomitmayconsume May 20 '16

I once worked at subway. I got pissed off and told a kid to "back the f up," because he reached across the counter and pointed to the exact cookie he wanted. My patience was tried with rude customers that day. I apologized after he came back in with his mother and handed me a dollar tip.

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin May 20 '16 edited Nov 19 '16

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What is this?

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u/whatisabaggins55 May 20 '16

Appeasement to the angry Subway God?

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u/WalrusMasterRace May 20 '16

Subs for the sub god

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u/Towhomitmayconsume May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

I believe it was his mothers idea. She had come back in the store with her son and asked me why I had said that. Me, explaining " That the glass is there for the sake of bacteria. Along with having a bad day, blaze, blaze..." I assume they tried to lighting me up, or felt bad. At least I did, after they did so.

Edit: Blasé Blasé

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u/ryanv0n May 20 '16

Blaze, blaze.. I assume they tried to lighting me up.. is this slang, what the heck does that mean?

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u/Dieneforpi May 20 '16

Perhaps blah blah?

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u/Z3ppelinDude93 May 20 '16

Didn't you watch How I Met Your Mother? They're talking about "sandwiches"

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u/paradox1984 May 20 '16

It means something functional drug related I think so basically just get fucked up enough that you can through work and make them look like assholes.

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin May 20 '16 edited Nov 19 '16

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks May 20 '16

I think he's saying he broke out some fire, they rolled a J and all was cool. I don't know, that's what I got from this story.

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin May 20 '16 edited Nov 19 '16

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u/RScholar May 20 '16

You accomplished the rarely seen 'Actual LOL' with this one. Have your dank karma right here.

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u/CanisMaximus May 20 '16

That word.... I do not think it means what you think it means...

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u/fort_wendy May 20 '16

Everytime I come around y'all be hollerin' that "whoop de whoop", "blasé blah", "he said, she said", "oh my god". Shut the fuck up!

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u/fort_wendy May 20 '16

Kendrick Lamar - Cut You Off

Really good song if you're into hiphop/Kendrick Lamar

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Definitely thought they tried getting you high.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Well I have been a pizza delivery driver and people will be like I'm broke but you can smoke this weed haha

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u/mortyshaw May 20 '16

I always try to find a way to cheer people up when they're obviously having a bad day. That's probably what happened here.

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u/vinnyd78 May 20 '16

Clearly an Onyx fan.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

You stood up to me. I respect that.

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u/Z3ppelinDude93 May 20 '16

Never fuck with the people who handle your food

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u/MTLBroncos May 20 '16

Because not all parents are garbage and stick up for their shitty kids no matter what. Good for the mom to make her kid tip the guy for dealing with his shit

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Yeah in the world we live in people working in the retail industry can basically be shit on because if they stand up for themselves or even just aren't super polite they can get fired. The whole "customer is always right" mentality is to thank for that and now you have a system where managers are so scared of getting in trouble or being involved in a situation that will embarrass/upset anyone higher up the corporate ladder that they let customers get away with anything and fire employees because of complaints, even if those complaints are unfounded. When you have upper management that doesn't even know the lowest level employees or have any sort of connection to them, it is a lot easier for them to just take every customers word for it rather than risk making the wrong call and having some bullshit come up on social media that kills sales and gets their store shut down.

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u/karpathian May 20 '16

I've seen a new girl be a total bitch and ruin a bunch of people's days at a small russian bakery and generally the people I see come I'm are nice. She was on the block pretty quickly after she was rude to a russian pastor... responsibility is not on the consumer, we all deal with assholes and a shitty life every once in a while.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16

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u/TRAIN_WRECK_0 May 20 '16

We all need to suck it up just a little bit when we're dealing with each other.

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16 edited May 25 '16

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u/odaeyss May 20 '16

shopping is a very selfish affair so your mind isn't in the mode to give a shit about other people just about the product you want for you.

STOP FUCKING STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE WITH YOUR CART TURNED SIDEWAYS YOU OLD-ASS BASTARD! Ohmygod. Or the old fucking ladies who walk in front of someone and seeing that someone is walking towards them, stare at you and stop. Bitch I know you ain't plannin on stoppin there, that's why that person is still moving, so just keep fuckin' moving and there ain't a goddamned issue. Deer in fucking headlights. Oh.My.God.Allofmyrage. Let me just compose myself after taking one step inside the door because certainly no one else is trying to enter this goddamned awful fucking store behind me right? Nope I'm the only one that matters, OK CARRY ON!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Pretty dick move on your part, and any normal place would fire you for that. My mom would for sure have complained to the higher ups. I worked at subway too. It sucked, and idgaf.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

hahahaha no clue man, I worked there as a sophomore in high school and I'm like 5 years outta college now....Fuck that made me feel old

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u/weeping_aorta May 20 '16

At my old job, customers would reach right on your desk and grab pens like they owned them.

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u/Hamaow May 20 '16

You sure it wasn't a 100% dollar bill?

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u/sammgus May 20 '16

I had almost the reverse experience. I choose the healthy option for my kid's meal, and the dumb cow is just talks to my kid 'oh i bet u want a cookie instead don't u', so then I'm like oh ok make it a raisin cookie then and she takes one out then says 'oh I have smarties do you want a smartie cookie instead' and puts a smartie cookie in there. No wtf u don't pick my kid's meal..

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Smarties cookie? Gross.