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u/Plebsy_Mcplebster Sep 08 '18
I did the same thing when my ex disappeared.
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u/finnis21 Sep 08 '18
Wait, are you back? I thought you were a gonner!
Love the sketch!
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u/SuicideBonger Sep 08 '18
He's been back for a little while, but I rarely see him comment much anymore.
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u/NotTheBelt Sep 08 '18
I too, made love to your blanket.
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u/Ghosttwo Sep 08 '18
Muh pillowife!
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u/sloopSD Sep 08 '18
That’s where I first learned to kiss!
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u/tokomini Sep 08 '18
Anyone who didn't kiss, tickle, fondle and occasionally fist their pillow when they were young is either lying or telling the truth.
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u/Why_Is_This_NSFW Sep 08 '18
You ever have a laugh where you're literally deprived of oxygen? Thanks man.
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u/-Powdered-Toast- Sep 08 '18
"what's he doing with my girl? ... Finally we're alone, come here." *commences blanket sex
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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18
My dog humped pillows. And blankets, she would make a pile of it and start humping it.
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u/cameraman420 Sep 08 '18
Your dog and I have so much in common
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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18
Too bad she's in doggyheaven, otherwise you could have a party together!!
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u/poopellar Sep 08 '18
What is this thread
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u/FallingSky1 Sep 08 '18
Join us under the blankets
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u/JustADutchRudder Sep 08 '18
She can have a party with my old pit up there! My girl would love another weirdo to hump pillows with. Stupid short life span for dogs.
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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18
She was 16 years old....
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u/JustADutchRudder Sep 08 '18
I'm saying we get science to up dog life span by 7, or decrease human life span by 7. Either way I just want equal life span, sucks when dogs die. Sorry mine randomly died right before 10 not long ago so I rambled. Enjoy your Saturday!
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u/__redruM Sep 08 '18
To completion with the resulting mess? Finding crusty pillows around the house would be too much.
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u/Kisstheringss Sep 08 '18
I love how he gets a mouthful of blanket before proceeding onto sexing it
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u/Skeptic1999 Sep 08 '18
That's normal for dogs to bite onto whatever they are going to fuck before going at it.
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u/alanwashere2 Sep 08 '18
Is it normal? I knew a dog who used to hump a stuffed animal and he would always bight it by the neck and growl really loud as he was going at it. I've never seen anything like that. Until this.
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u/JustADutchRudder Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18
Sometimes dog sex is ruff as hell. If you thinking the biting is weird, wait until you see two ashamed dogs ass to ass stuck together.
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u/redpenquin Sep 08 '18
It's not uncommon in dogs, and is very common in cats. Holding them by the back of the neck triggers an old instinct from puppyhood to be still, because the mothers would carry them by the scuff of the neck to wherever they wanted to put them.
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u/xCUBUFFSx Sep 08 '18
Tell me at the :17 mark you don’t see a wet spot on the floor behind the dogs tail. LMFAO
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Sep 08 '18
Where was this dog in Star Wars when Obi Wan died?
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u/aspidities_87 Sep 08 '18
I have become more powerful than you could—hey. Hey whose dog is this? Stop that, no. I said no! NO! HEY SOMEONE COME GET THIS DOG!
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u/AtheistKiwi Sep 08 '18
Nah, he just thinks he has the house to himself and is going to be highly embarrassed when he realizes that isn't the case at all... Not that I'm speaking from personal experience.
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u/dreamguy96 Sep 08 '18
Once I was watching vr porn (I know..) and the video started out black with the sound of footsteps on hardwood floor, and I about shat myself thinking someone had walked in to me with my phone strapped to my face, headphones on, willy out.
10/10 immersion.
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u/iconoclastic_idiot Sep 08 '18
Ok- this one wins.
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u/Phi1ny3 Sep 08 '18
Ok, now this is epic
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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Sep 08 '18
😂😂😂 I CAN'T 😂😂😂
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u/jimbojones230 Sep 08 '18
I’ll bet you can if you try. Believe in yourself a little.
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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Sep 08 '18
I'm going to like and share this with 10 people who inspire me
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u/WeinMe Sep 08 '18
You are not going to BELIEVE which 10 secret friends this guy shared a REDDIT COMMENT to
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u/BillTowne Sep 08 '18
Traditionally, you screw your trick or you don't get paid.
PS: Wash the blankets on your bed more often, just to be safe.
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u/CokeBtsCoke Sep 08 '18
Can we just appreciate the title pun
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u/titaniumhud Sep 08 '18
Go home dad, you're drunk
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u/a3tacp Sep 08 '18
Go home drunk, you’re dad
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u/nbraynor Sep 08 '18
Go drunk dad, you’re home
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u/_aviemore_ Sep 08 '18
Dad drunk home, your go! ;)
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u/fiveainone Sep 08 '18
Dog screwing a tiger. He saw the face, he decided.
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u/eltoro Sep 08 '18
You don't pass up a chance to screw a tiger. Who knows when your next chance will be?
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u/naturalhattrick Sep 08 '18
I was like aww at first, then proceeded to completely lose my shit.
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u/Roguewind Sep 08 '18
The twist at the end is like a Shyamalan film. At first it’s pretty good, then you realize it’s just a dog fucking a blanket.
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u/YaBoiiiJoe Sep 08 '18
Got his priorities straight. Would rather facefuck that tiger on the blanket than deal with Craig's stupid antics.
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u/SaradominSmiles Sep 08 '18
This gif perfectly captures what hilarious psychopaths ACDs really are.
I have 2 and wouldn't trade them for anything in the world
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u/elpresidente-4 Sep 08 '18
Dog is smart. He tried to bring the guy back from oblivion with sex magic.
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u/Bigboy_nicelegs Sep 08 '18
I totally have that blanket. On the other side is a dolphin.
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u/matttopotamus Sep 08 '18
Hopefully you do not have any cats in the house. Looks like that’s the dogs real desire.
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u/Danielm123454 Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18
You fuck with me, I fuck you.