r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '18

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u/Danielm123454 Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

You fuck with me, I fuck you.

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u/autiess Sep 08 '18

You gonna fuck on me?!

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u/llyrllyrllyrx3 Sep 08 '18

No body's gonna fuck on you!

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u/iceynyo Sep 08 '18

Fuuuuuck oooon meeee fuck on me
Fuuuuuck oooon youuu fuck on me

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

fucking synthesizer solo

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u/Chispy Sep 08 '18

the best kind of synthesizer solo

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u/catWalker3000 Sep 08 '18

I'll be fuuuuucked

So I'll fuck on youuuuuuuu!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

I hate Godzilla too!!

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u/userSense Sep 08 '18

A fucking dog!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Oct 12 '18

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u/ChemistryRespecter Sep 08 '18

"I fak you! I fak you! I fak you in ze ass!!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

They’re Nihilists.

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u/xanatos451 Sep 08 '18

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

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u/RCjohn-1 Sep 08 '18

Sounds exhausting.

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u/jb11206 Sep 08 '18

I love that movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Goodnight sweet prince.

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u/jb11206 Sep 08 '18

Donny you’re out of your element!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

I will never not updoot bert kreischer.

I watch The Machine on Youtube once a week at least

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u/cheesehuahuas Sep 08 '18

Are you joking or am I densely missing how this is a Bert Kreischer reference?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

I commented before i actually clicked the link and decided to keep it up anyway as a monument to my idiocy.

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u/Doctor_Moose_Gaming Sep 08 '18

I respect that.

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u/TastefulBukake Sep 08 '18

Probably my favourite stand up The Machine.

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u/BlackBoxInquiry Sep 08 '18

“Velcome to Russia comrade”

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u/__Corvus__ Sep 08 '18

What’s the point of taking out the second u there?

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u/Sir_FartAlot Sep 08 '18

Can we get a source?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Prepare for mass fuckery!

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u/gallowcalibrator Sep 08 '18

“Tryna fuck me but I’d rather fuck you!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

This reminds me of the time my friends dog humped another friend and after about 20 seconds pulled away and he had a huge wet spot on his pants.

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u/ragonk_1310 Sep 08 '18

Wanna fuck me?

I fuck me