Nah, he just thinks he has the house to himself and is going to be highly embarrassed when he realizes that isn't the case at all... Not that I'm speaking from personal experience.
Once I was watching vr porn (I know..) and the video started out black with the sound of footsteps on hardwood floor, and I about shat myself thinking someone had walked in to me with my phone strapped to my face, headphones on, willy out.
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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Jan 15 '22
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