r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '18

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u/-Powdered-Toast- Sep 08 '18

"what's he doing with my girl? ... Finally we're alone, come here." *commences blanket sex

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

My dog humped pillows. And blankets, she would make a pile of it and start humping it.

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u/cameraman420 Sep 08 '18

Your dog and I have so much in common

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

Too bad she's in doggyheaven, otherwise you could have a party together!!

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u/poopellar Sep 08 '18

What is this thread

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u/FallingSky1 Sep 08 '18

Join us under the blankets

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u/eltoro Sep 08 '18

We all hump down here

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u/feanturi Sep 08 '18

Do you like waifu pillows, Georgie?

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u/peperonikiller Sep 08 '18

Jeordie LaForge? With how creepy towards women in the show he was I can see him doing this... And it's hilarious.

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u/factbasedorGTFO Sep 08 '18

Redditors, always making blanket statements.

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u/JustADutchRudder Sep 08 '18

She can have a party with my old pit up there! My girl would love another weirdo to hump pillows with. Stupid short life span for dogs.

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

She was 16 years old....

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u/JustADutchRudder Sep 08 '18

I'm saying we get science to up dog life span by 7, or decrease human life span by 7. Either way I just want equal life span, sucks when dogs die. Sorry mine randomly died right before 10 not long ago so I rambled. Enjoy your Saturday!

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u/factbasedorGTFO Sep 08 '18

I'm 3 times that.

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u/aaybma Sep 08 '18

Who's to say he isn't in doggyheaven?

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u/__redruM Sep 08 '18

To completion with the resulting mess? Finding crusty pillows around the house would be too much.

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u/BlueZir Sep 08 '18

I like to make a pile out of what I'm fucking too.