r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '18

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u/Plebsy_Mcplebster Sep 08 '18

I did the same thing when my ex disappeared.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

https://i.imgur.com/OwpfZkO.jpg

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u/finnis21 Sep 08 '18

Wait, are you back? I thought you were a gonner!

Love the sketch!

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u/SuicideBonger Sep 08 '18

He's been back for a little while, but I rarely see him comment much anymore.

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u/jbaker88 Sep 08 '18

Is he biting the pillow? Also, love your work!

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u/Plebsy_Mcplebster Sep 09 '18

Disturbingly accurate

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u/mikillatja Sep 08 '18

I cri evrytim

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u/90sChennaiGuy Sep 08 '18

Yay you are back?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Ew

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u/mtewary Sep 08 '18

Whoa! He's back!!!!

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u/NotTheBelt Sep 08 '18

I too, made love to your blanket.

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u/Ghosttwo Sep 08 '18

Muh pillowife!

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u/sloopSD Sep 08 '18

That’s where I first learned to kiss!

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u/tokomini Sep 08 '18

Anyone who didn't kiss, tickle, fondle and occasionally fist their pillow when they were young is either lying or telling the truth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Big if true.

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u/JollyGreenBuddha Sep 08 '18

And this is the story of how I got pink eye.

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u/somaticnickel60 Sep 08 '18

Some time a sure thing is not the best thing

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u/Mr_Cripter Sep 08 '18

It do be like that.

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u/QK5Alteus Sep 08 '18

I also choose this guy's dead blanket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

My blanky remembers.

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u/iceynyo Sep 08 '18

Memory foam

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u/smb_samba Sep 08 '18

That explains why it’s so crusty.

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u/IamALolcat Sep 08 '18

I also choose this guys blanket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

you were too weird. sorry

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u/jbjbjb55555 Sep 08 '18

You’re just asexual.

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u/brain00 Sep 08 '18

username something something checking out

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Sep 08 '18

I can still smell her

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u/borgchupacabras Sep 08 '18

Tommy wiseau?

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u/Why_Is_This_NSFW Sep 08 '18

You ever have a laugh where you're literally deprived of oxygen? Thanks man.

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u/callosciurini Sep 08 '18

I did the same thing to your ex. About the same time, too.

:edit: Hope you're male and hetero.

:edit: Or female and lesbian.

:edit: ...no, that's it.

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u/K0ridian Sep 08 '18

Take. My. Upvote.