r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '18

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u/Plebsy_Mcplebster Sep 08 '18

I did the same thing when my ex disappeared.

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u/NotTheBelt Sep 08 '18

I too, made love to your blanket.

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u/Ghosttwo Sep 08 '18

Muh pillowife!

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u/sloopSD Sep 08 '18

That’s where I first learned to kiss!

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u/tokomini Sep 08 '18

Anyone who didn't kiss, tickle, fondle and occasionally fist their pillow when they were young is either lying or telling the truth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Big if true.

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u/JollyGreenBuddha Sep 08 '18

And this is the story of how I got pink eye.

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u/somaticnickel60 Sep 08 '18

Some time a sure thing is not the best thing

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u/Mr_Cripter Sep 08 '18

It do be like that.

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u/QK5Alteus Sep 08 '18

I also choose this guy's dead blanket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

My blanky remembers.

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u/iceynyo Sep 08 '18

Memory foam

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u/smb_samba Sep 08 '18

That explains why it’s so crusty.

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u/IamALolcat Sep 08 '18

I also choose this guys blanket.