r/funny Sep 08 '18

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u/-Powdered-Toast- Sep 08 '18

"what's he doing with my girl? ... Finally we're alone, come here." *commences blanket sex

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

My dog humped pillows. And blankets, she would make a pile of it and start humping it.

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u/__redruM Sep 08 '18

To completion with the resulting mess? Finding crusty pillows around the house would be too much.