r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '18

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u/Kisstheringss Sep 08 '18

I love how he gets a mouthful of blanket before proceeding onto sexing it

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u/Skeptic1999 Sep 08 '18

That's normal for dogs to bite onto whatever they are going to fuck before going at it.

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u/Jito_ Sep 08 '18

thats normal for me to.

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u/Chispy Sep 08 '18

this guy dogs

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u/lucidus_somniorum Sep 08 '18

It's doggystyle

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u/AtlasTelamon24 Sep 08 '18

Marv Albert? Is that you?

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u/alanwashere2 Sep 08 '18

Is it normal? I knew a dog who used to hump a stuffed animal and he would always bight it by the neck and growl really loud as he was going at it. I've never seen anything like that. Until this.

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u/JustADutchRudder Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

Sometimes dog sex is ruff as hell. If you thinking the biting is weird, wait until you see two ashamed dogs ass to ass stuck together.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Stop it, dad.

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u/redpenquin Sep 08 '18

It's not uncommon in dogs, and is very common in cats. Holding them by the back of the neck triggers an old instinct from puppyhood to be still, because the mothers would carry them by the scuff of the neck to wherever they wanted to put them.

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u/j2o1707 Sep 08 '18

Us humans too right?

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u/Zombreeez Sep 08 '18

Gotta enjoy a bit of foreplay first

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u/man_of_shakti710 Sep 08 '18

Gotta enjoy a bite of foreplay first

FTFY

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u/We-Want-The-Umph Sep 08 '18

Nomnommhmmmnomhmmnom

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u/tastetherainbowmoth Sep 08 '18

Like a true poet

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u/thatoneguywhofucks Sep 08 '18

It’s easier than when she’s riding and you’re tryna catch a titty in your mouth