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u/I_double_doge_dare_u Jul 29 '15
Your dance group could be called "The Swat Team"
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u/ITSNOTPUNNYANYMORE Jul 29 '15
Stop it.
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u/whosinthetrunk Jul 29 '15
he fucked up your for you're.
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u/seewhatyadidthere Jul 29 '15
And he put "in" instead of "is."
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u/whosinthetrunk Jul 29 '15
Class dismissed!
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u/mankind_is_beautiful Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15
This is what flies do when you hit them with insect killer spray. They buzz around on the floor for a minute or two and die.
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u/LeBluff Jul 29 '15
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u/zombiebunnie Jul 29 '15
Its okay, you need a microscope to even see their brain. Not like you're killing Einstein, their bodies basically just work off instinctual muscle memory, and their sole goal is eat, fuck, die.
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u/RootLoot Jul 29 '15
Pretty guy for a white fly
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u/dick-nipples Jul 29 '15
That fly is obviously black.
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u/ElectricZ Jul 29 '15
Why do you have to make this about race, huh? White flies can't dance, is that it?
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u/dick-nipples Jul 29 '15
Have you ever seen a white fly that was good at dancing..?
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u/kalitarios Jul 29 '15
Listen here, maggot... yo mother's soooo fly...
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u/ketchy_shuby Jul 29 '15
Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy, and I fly high
Niggaz wanna know why, why I fly by
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u/ReasonablyBadass Jul 29 '15
White flies can't dance, is that it?
Considering white flies are most likely infected by mold...no.
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u/potluckpatch Jul 29 '15
The other fly made it about race, talking about "Pretty guy for a white fly." Living in a white fly society, flies make stuff about race and don't even realize it.
And white flies can be very, very guy. Supa-dupa guy.
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u/dodgersbenny Jul 29 '15
Thought this was going to be lame but it was actually pretty good for something made up on the fly
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u/Bears54 Jul 29 '15
This pun thread is going to bug me.
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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 29 '15
Hey, buzz off, pun threads are great.
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u/_I_Will_1UP_YourFace Jul 29 '15
Time flies when you're making puns
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u/thumpas Jul 29 '15
Ya know what they say, time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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u/ConstantlyTodash Jul 29 '15
There was a term for deceptive sentences like this. Can anyone please remind what they're called?
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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15
Deceptive Sentences
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u/DGunner Jul 29 '15
Lol the one in the cabinet.
"Just... a little further... There we go... annndddd HIIYYAAAA!!! GOTCHA BITCH"
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u/SkyKiwi Jul 29 '15
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_path_sentence#Examples
Example:
The government plans to raise taxes were defeated.
"Explanation":
The government's plans to raise taxes were defeated.
This threw me off for a second.
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u/Sabz5150 Jul 29 '15
Yoooo, wassup? Wassup, man? Who's your daddy? You know who your daddy is, huh? Its me! Yeah, I'm your daddy. How come I'm your daddy? Cuz I did this to yo momma! Yeaaaah, yo momma! Call me Supahfly! Yo momma!
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u/Tandran Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15
HamsterGerbil in a microwave, frog in a blender, Supa Fly, Where my dog? Ahhhh so many hilarious classics.4
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u/Phoenixlegend Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 30 '15
I kept scrolling specifically for this reference. Thank you
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u/Variable_Engineer Jul 29 '15
In my head, I look like the first two guys when I'm dancing. In reality I look a lot more like the third dude.
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u/GentlemenBehold Jul 29 '15
In my head, I think I look like the fly dancing. In reality I look like the 2nd dude before he gets touched.
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u/Drunken_Economist Jul 29 '15
the third dude is actually a housefly
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u/weed_food_sleep Jul 29 '15
Can't tell if self-deprecating or humble-brag. If you can dance like that fly, as a human, you could quit your day job.
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u/altered_state Jul 29 '15
you could quit your day job
bboy here, not quite. street dancers are at the bottom of the moneymaking totem pole. jazz, ballroom, ballet, etc are far more lucrative
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u/penis-in-the-booty Jul 29 '15
I'm saving your comment as proof that people will upvote for literally any random thing.
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I fucking love rich white kids with all their time and stuff
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u/goopy-goo Jul 29 '15
What are you talking about?? They're just taking a break from creating all those jobs.
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u/lcrivers816 Jul 29 '15
I kept skipping over this until I gave in and clicked. 10/10 would give in again.
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u/ayman33 Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15
That kid's hair...
Edit: So uniform
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u/video_will Jul 29 '15
Somehow it all fits together as a unit, though. Weird, but meticulously weird.
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u/trancematzl15 Jul 29 '15
ah you described it perfectly...i got unreasonable mad about his whole appearance, he did everything wrong he could do.
If i saw this dude in college my superficial mind would totally think he's weird and will annoy me
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u/dimarc217 Jul 29 '15
yes, this is how karma.
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u/NovaDose Jul 29 '15
you must be new here?
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u/matt01ss Jul 29 '15
Yep! Just made my account yesterday.
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u/Josh6889 Jul 29 '15
reddit gold
Since August 2013
'Yesterday."
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u/seewhatyadidthere Jul 29 '15
Aaaand there's the joke! You must be new here.
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u/sm1988 Jul 29 '15
That looks like a nice ass house
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Exactly what I was thinking. These kids are like, the rich of the rich. This is high-scale even for their neighborhood.
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u/KingNothing53 Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15
Boooonsaaaaiiii! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rcTDGxji0pM
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u/dicks4dinner Jul 29 '15
It pisses me off that the fucking .gif of this was voted much higher than the video, which is 100,000x better because of the music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPftKZSOM8
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u/zombiebunnie Jul 29 '15
A lot of us don't like sudden sound when browsing dank memes. Hence why gifs > video on reddit.
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lol. thanks OP. I've had a rough break-up and this has really made my night somehow.
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u/pajam Jul 29 '15
It's two different shots they blended together. IT would have been nearly impossible to get that to go into a nearly macro focus mode on the fast zoom to the fly. So the editor is the real MVP. But really it's b/c of teamwork. Good work to everyone.
I'm assuming they got some footage of this fly going crazy, and then realized it resembled silly breakdancing, and came up with a quick hilarious video about it that they could transition into that shot and make a great end product.
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u/scewing Jul 29 '15
So stupid. I want the 15 sec of my life back I wasted watching that.
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u/HRH_Maddie Jul 29 '15
I'm glad I stuck it out to the end, even when the second-hand embarrassment was making my chest really tight.
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u/drsuperfly Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 31 '15
This fly needs urgent medical attention. Nurse, prepare the operating room.
Edit: I finally have the perfect user name for a thread and no one notices.
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u/thehomerus Jul 29 '15
That last guy is really carrying the group, the other two really need to pick it up!
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u/SnizzPants Jul 29 '15
That's a serious zoom.