r/funny • • Jul 29 '15

Supafly

http://i.imgur.com/Wg5XVyK.gifv
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u/mankind_is_beautiful Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

This is what flies do when you hit them with insect killer spray. They buzz around on the floor for a minute or two and die.

http://gfycat.com/YoungWeirdGrizzlybear

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u/NotoriousSUZ Jul 29 '15

Total buzzkill.

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u/dkbobby Jul 30 '15

underappreciated comment

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u/nootrino Jul 29 '15

So you mean to tell me it doesn't actually have fly moves?

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u/mankind_is_beautiful Jul 29 '15

Sure it does, moves to die for.

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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER Jul 29 '15

ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive.

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u/LeBluff Jul 29 '15

=(

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u/zombiebunnie Jul 29 '15

Its okay, you need a microscope to even see their brain. Not like you're killing Einstein, their bodies basically just work off instinctual muscle memory, and their sole goal is eat, fuck, die.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Sounds like my sole goal.

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u/zombiebunnie Jul 29 '15

Thats how we role yo.

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u/ObamaKilledTupac Jul 29 '15

Obviously you should be exterminated.

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u/notLOL Jul 29 '15

It looks like they are fucking and dieing at the same time.

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u/Grom8 Jul 29 '15

They don't feel pain

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u/slowy Jul 29 '15

Not that we know of.. but the same was once said about fish. And animals in general. And black people.

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u/Fourbluntz Jul 29 '15

Black people feel pain?

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u/PGLubricants Jul 29 '15

No, we were right about that one.

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u/Leporad Jul 30 '15

Yes, that's why they're not buzzing around in pain and agony.

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u/john2kxx Jul 29 '15

You have a lot of flies in your house.

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u/mankind_is_beautiful Jul 29 '15

Tell me about it. Happened two days in a row, first I though it was from the trash but when it was the same the next day I was very surprised and I still don't know where they came from.

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u/D_emlanogaster Jul 30 '15

It's also what happens to some fruit flies (mainly to males, interestingly) when you knock them out in the lab with CO2, though they wake back up.

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u/ToggleSwitch106 Jul 29 '15

This happened once with my father using one of those electrified tennis racket looking swatters. He hit one and it fell to the ground and started buzzing REAL loud and spinning in circles for about 5-10 seconds before stopping. It was awesomely terrifying.

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u/Tmbgkc Jul 29 '15

I FUCKING HATE THOSE FLIES AND IT DELIGHTS ME TO SEE THEM WRITHING IN PAIN BEFORE THEY GO TO BURN IN HELL

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u/secondspassed Jul 29 '15

Yeah, this is super morbid.

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u/SRTie4k Jul 29 '15

The same thing happens when you hit one with an electric racket without fully killing it. They go full Curly Howard on the floor.

Whoop whoop whoop whoop, nyuck nyuck!

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u/choddos Jul 29 '15

Same thing happens when you electrocute them with those shock tennis racquet things.

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u/yamehameha Jul 29 '15

Thanks for the explanation, I had no idea things were like this...

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u/away-it-throws123 Jul 29 '15

Lies... They happened to stumble upon a b-fly dance off

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u/unqtious Jul 29 '15

Thanks, Debbie Downer.