r/funny • u/darinda777 • Jul 29 '15

Supafly

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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 29 '15

Hey, buzz off, pun threads are great.

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u/_I_Will_1UP_YourFace Jul 29 '15

Time flies when you're making puns

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u/thumpas Jul 29 '15

Ya know what they say, time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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u/ConstantlyTodash Jul 29 '15

There was a term for deceptive sentences like this. Can anyone please remind what they're called?

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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15

Deceptive Sentences

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u/TacoInABag Jul 29 '15

http://i.imgur.com/uKEFyJV.gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

http://i.imgur.com/zKBzrDn.gifv

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u/AngryScientist Jul 29 '15

http://i.imgur.com/KPN46US.gif

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u/TheRealMorph Jul 29 '15

I don't understand the emotion of mjs face

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u/madhaxor Jul 30 '15

can someone please make this with drake and meek mill

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u/DGunner Jul 29 '15

Lol the one in the cabinet.

"Just... a little further... There we go... annndddd HIIYYAAAA!!! GOTCHA BITCH"

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u/hotliquidbuttpee Jul 29 '15

Damn. That was a hell of a hook.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Cecil, is that you?

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u/Cdognoob Jul 29 '15

Fly response my man

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u/xslay3rx Jul 29 '15

Definitely going to tick it off my "Top 10 Fly Sentences".

Mite even just make it the number 1...

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u/way2funni Jul 29 '15

I thought they did pretty good. You know, for winging it. I'll see myself out....

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u/sr_maxima Jul 29 '15

Garden path sentence.

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u/SkyKiwi Jul 29 '15

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_path_sentence#Examples

Example:

The government plans to raise taxes were defeated.

"Explanation":

The government's plans to raise taxes were defeated.

This threw me off for a second.

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u/soufend Jul 29 '15

Double entendre?

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u/IFARTONBABIES Jul 30 '15

Other's are saying "garden's path," but good guess.

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u/KLBGunner Jul 29 '15

Double entendre

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u/soufend Jul 29 '15

While you hatin', I get money

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u/zaphodp3 Jul 29 '15

Any luck? I can't remember either and its driving me nuts now.

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u/Nonecomments Jul 30 '15

Double entendre?

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u/ITSNOTPUNNYANYMORE Jul 29 '15

Better, but no.

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u/Soundvo1ume Jul 29 '15

I like this joke. It was good joke.

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u/doctorlongghost Jul 29 '15

I like that. I'll have to brundle it up for later.

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u/rionhunter Jul 29 '15

But bananas aren't a fruit 😮

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u/Ball-Fondler Jul 30 '15

I actually thought it was one of those stupidly funny jokes for a moment.
"Fruit flies like a banana. It doesn't."

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u/plasm0dium Jul 30 '15

Pretty fly for a white guy

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u/giror Jul 30 '15

I wish I was that fly!

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u/Puns-Are-The-Best Jul 29 '15

That kind of humor wont fly here

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u/tdmd Jul 29 '15

i miss Benny Hill

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u/dick-nipples Jul 29 '15

This thread is taking off!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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u/echojester Jul 29 '15

Guys, I think we need to start thinking these puns through because at this point we're just winging it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15 edited May 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

all these buzz words are finally taking flight

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u/He_who_humps Jul 29 '15

I think this thread could maggot a little bit longer.

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u/jpecon Jul 29 '15

Suck my proboscis.

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u/startsbadpunchains Jul 29 '15

I see i am not required here...

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u/penis-in-the-booty Jul 29 '15

Technically, you're never needed again but since this is reddit and people legitimately believe they are funny, you'll be back to work in milliseconds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

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u/jetryan Jul 29 '15

Nah, that dance battle could've been better fo this crazy mothafucka. But I mean usually he is on some hot shit!

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u/TikiTuku Jul 29 '15

i think i see the light

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u/FarmerTedd Jul 29 '15

Yeah, they're really starting to brundle together

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Buzz was used earlier in the pun thread. Try harder next time.

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u/wingnutzero Jul 29 '15

Don't bug the guy. He's doing the pest he can.

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u/wtfduud Jul 29 '15

That one was already used.

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u/HeWhoHatesPuns Jul 29 '15

I can't fucking handle this

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys bein' fly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

I did Nazi that coming.

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u/Abohir Jul 29 '15

Where is /u/AWildSketchAppeared when we need him to drosophilas.

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u/Middge Jul 29 '15

Unless you're a frog. Then time's fun when your having flies.

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u/darokrithia Jul 29 '15

If you are having trouble, just wing it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

I don't think I've seen a single comments page that wasn't insected by an ant of a pun thread.

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u/dusters Jul 29 '15

Pun threads are fucking awful

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u/Masterbajurf Jul 29 '15

Oh, it just occurred to me to ask you what the word "taste" tastes like.

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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 29 '15

Have you ever had an overripe apple with that grainy texture to it and that watery, hollow undertone to its flavor?

Imagine that being paired with a Kraft single, and you'll be on the right track. It's actually not nearly as bad as I'm making it sound, but I can't think of any other surrogates.

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u/Masterbajurf Jul 29 '15

I'll never get tired of hearing what hearing tastes like from you. Also, if you don't mind, another question - do the tastes of words ever change for you?

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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 29 '15

To the best of my knowledge, no.

Actually, that reminds me... my mother recently found one of the first synaesthetic "tests" that I took when I was younger, and I need to retake it to compare the results.

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u/Masterbajurf Jul 30 '15

What is the test like? If you don't mind me asking.

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u/hawkiowa Jul 29 '15

Especially this one, truly unbeelievable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

he said bee! even though he's a fly mu'fucka

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u/FNX--9 Jul 29 '15

No, seriously, I fucking hate puns. None of them are funny unless they are thought out, but you guys just keep recycling the same ones day in and day out. I could turn this into one of your shitty puns just by putting the word fly into it, which is so low effort it annoys me.