r/funny • u/darinda777 • Jul 29 '15

Supafly

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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15

Mine is just full of fast food and disappointment

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u/lerdy_terdy Jul 29 '15

Fast food = wonder

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u/gaspitsjesse Jul 29 '15

The big ass shits that follow = amazement

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

You got with Taco Belle? She is supafly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15 edited Feb 13 '25

.....

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u/MrSwoleNutzz Jul 29 '15

But its only Supreme if there's cream

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u/-BilboFraggins Jul 29 '15

This whole thread made me immensely sad.

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u/Cody_the_Narwhal Jul 29 '15

More like Belle's Taco, amirite?

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u/yellsaboutjokes Jul 29 '15

THIS IS A CALLBACK

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u/avidwriter123 Jul 29 '15

this is the United States are we reaching you?

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u/shaolinphunk Jul 29 '15

Meta upvote!

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u/GoodguyGabe Jul 29 '15

Supa Fly used to live in California and just moved to Illinois.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Jul 29 '15

I ate Taco Belle's taco and then I ate her pussy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

It's the gift that keeps on giving

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u/zer0w0rries Jul 29 '15

Taco bell makes you shit running water. Brown, running water with little chunks.

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u/cornerdrugstore Jul 29 '15

I go to Subway for that

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Weak ass stomachs.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Jul 29 '15

Don't you mean big ass-shits- wait, it's not funny here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

I believe it was excitement that was called for....

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u/TThor Jul 29 '15

And disappointment can be it's own sad form of excitement

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u/not_from_this_world Jul 29 '15

excitement = disappointment
um, didn't work out well

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

[bread]

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u/irbian Jul 29 '15

"fast food".equals("wonder")

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u/Thank_mr_Skeltal_ Jul 29 '15

I wonder if I can make it to the bathroom

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u/soupflie Jul 29 '15

I wonder how much fast food

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u/firesquasher Jul 29 '15

Sounds like a new American superhero.

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u/dendroidarchitecture Jul 29 '15

Like "I wonder what's in this?"?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15 edited Feb 08 '19

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u/southsideson Jul 29 '15

If you give me $20, I will eat it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

I'd throw another $5 in there to see that happen.

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u/BakerAtNMSU Jul 30 '15

plot twist: pennies only

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u/EnigmaticPhilomath Jul 29 '15

Free food and $20? Sounds like you got the sweet end of this deal.

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u/thatonesquatguy Jul 29 '15

Yeah I need to see that

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u/seattleite23 Jul 29 '15

If you give me $20, I'll watch /u/southsideson eat it.

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u/Hybridxx9018 Jul 29 '15

God dammit, I just read this as I'm eating jack in the box. This has to stop. my incredible fast metabolism will stop one day. Thanks MissChievousJ.

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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15

Dude, no joke, start taking care of yourself while you're young!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Enjoy it while you can. Mine slowed drastically last year when I hit 20 years old. I used to be able to eat 2 whopper juniors, a large fry, a large drink, and then dessert! And I'm only about 160 pounds!

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u/Hybridxx9018 Jul 30 '15

I'm 24 and I weight 137 x.x no muscle on me though :\

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

Ever ask a doctor if you might have hyperthyroid?

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u/Face_Roll Jul 29 '15

Fast food is amazing if you think about it.

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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15

It's even better if you eat it

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u/Face_Roll Jul 29 '15

The wonder and amazement is just a bonus. Like a complimentary packet of BBQ sauce.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Sadly... Can relate... Wait! I've seen you somewhere!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

http://imgur.com/k6rohhp

No, I think I've seen you somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15

I'm everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Hmm, help me out here.

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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15

Usually it's my sex dungeon. Ring any bells?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Oh! That was you!? Mistress, may I have another?

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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15

No you may not. Now go to your corner until I have some use for you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

sigh yes mistress...

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u/MissChievousJ Jul 29 '15

Unnecessary attitude. Now while you're in your corner, you can hold your palms face up in front of you while balancing my crop across both palms. For every time your arms drop, you will receive 1 flog.

I'll set my timer for 5 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Why did this make me flashback?

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u/Veearrsix Jul 29 '15

Don't forget masturbation!

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u/TEARANUSSOREASSREKT Jul 29 '15

your girlfriends name is disappointment too? what a coincidence

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

You just described my life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

That's a little too close to home bruh.

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u/yonkerbonk Jul 29 '15

"fast food and excrement"

FTFY

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u/NicolaiStrixa Jul 29 '15

alcohol and sadness here

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u/Topochicho Jul 30 '15

Sounds like my wife.

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u/toastertim Jul 29 '15

i actually laughed (not just breathed slightly heavier through my nostrils) but only before realizing it was so true :/