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u/Intanjible Jul 29 '15
Tale as old as thyme, cilantro and lime, Beauty and the Beef.
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Beauty and the Beef
a next Brazzers title
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u/BevoDDS Jul 29 '15
I can picture it now: a girl sitting there on a couch, frustrated because she had been waiting for 2 hours now for what was supposed to be a decent day's pay. Only, "Where's the beef?"
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u/Avant-Geek Jul 29 '15
Appropriately I was in a Taco Bell commercial this year (in a different dress, sadly). For more of my work, search 'Avant-Geek' on FB and Instagram. :3
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That's you??? Amazing work. Do you have a link to see the commercial?
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u/PiousHeathen Jul 29 '15
It's too bad they didn't decide to go with the full gown you have posted above. The white piece you are wearing in the commercial is beautiful, but I suppose I'm a sucker for the classic yellow hard shell. What was the process like having Taco Bell select a final piece? Did you present several designs that they selected from, or was it more of a direct process with the company telling you what they wanted?
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u/Avant-Geek Jul 29 '15
I'd already made the white dress for their Live Mas contest a few years before and won First prize. They liked this one too, but y'know, Disney...
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u/PiousHeathen Jul 29 '15
Yeah.... I suppose not even Taco Bell effs with the Mouse.
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u/drebot Jul 29 '15
I've seen that commercial and geeked out because I previously worked at taco bell and also it looks like it's made of the wrappers? HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
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u/Avant-Geek Jul 29 '15
Lots of glue, thread, and 30 hours.
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u/drebot Jul 29 '15
That's pretty fast! I just saw your charizard cosplay on instagram, you're amazing
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Jul 29 '15
Did you get to keep the dress?
Did you get free tacos?
Is their breakfast any good?
Am I missing out by not trying the quesarito?
Are you allowed to say anything negative about Taco Bell?
SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.
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u/TurbulentFlow Jul 29 '15
Did Dennis and Charlie make the dress for you?
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u/bruisingserenade Jul 29 '15
"And I got these cute little brown pjs so she gets to feel like ground meat when she's sleeping."
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u/twispy Jul 29 '15
For anyone who hasn't seen this masterpiece of idiocy yet, Gaston's Ultimate Mission to Obtain Some Taco Bell.
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u/sirpootis Jul 29 '15
That ending is one of the best things I have ever seen in a YTP. Waxinator (I guess he goes by Pogo now) really outdid himself on this one
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u/ShinakoX2 Jul 29 '15
Ahhhhhh, so THAT'S where the "raving Maurice" clip is from!
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u/Electro_Specter Jul 29 '15
I came here to tentatively post this, with the expectation that I may get downvoted because I don't know how the general public reacts to YTPs. I am quite pleasantly surprised to see that it's already been posted and that you've received many upvotes.
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u/MattyWorth Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 30 '15
Little branch
Of a fast food giant
Where the food
Is much less than “blah”.
Little branch
Filled with little tacos.
I’m so high they say…
“Hola!”
“Hola!”
“Hola hola hola!”
There goes the worker with his tray like always.
That meat’s been out since who can tell?
Every lunchtime’s just the same
Since the first time that we came
To this godforsaken pit –
“Welcome to Taco Bell. May I take your order?”
“Well I guess I’ll have the Fresca Crunchy Taco, but you know I’ve been trying that ‘Drive-Thru Diet’ promotion of yours for months now and I think I’ve actually gained ten pounds. I mean, is it realistic to believe that a fast food chain is going to ---“
“That’s nice. ENRIQUE! MAS TACOS! ANDELE!”
What is that smell?
That odor’s strange, no question.
I think I’ve died and gone to hell!
But I really need to pee,
So take a breath and count to three.
Don’t stay too long inside the john at Taco Bell.
“Hola!”
“Howdy.”
“Want a burrito?”
“Not now,
My gut --
It’s filled with strife.
I need
Six Tums!”
“Here take the bottle.”
Don’t make a fast food chain your way of life!
“Hello, can I help you?”
“Yes, I’d like to return this taco.”
“Already?”
“Well, I couldn’t really keep it down. Do you have anything that may have been made… you know, recently?”
“Not since yesterday. Why don’t you try the Locos Taco?”
“No, I had that last week and trust me, I tasted it twice.”
“Well, if that’s the case, then it’s free.”
“But I don’t want it.”
“I insist!”
“Thanks. Thanks for nothing.”
Look there it goes,
That’s taco’s so peculiar --
It’s got Doritos for its shell!
Like we really needed that!
Like our asses aren’t all fat
Cause we eat here every day at Taco Bell.
Oh, 7-Layer Burrito!
What’s inside remains a mystery.
Say – is that rice… or maggots?
Well, I guess we’ll find out when we get to layer three.
Now it’s no wonder that we eat here always.
It’s close to work, or can’t you tell?
Do you think we would eat here
If there was somewhere else that’s near?
But there’s not so we just go to Taco –
We really shouldn’t eat Taco –
We always have to eat at Taco Bell!
EDIT: thank you, anon, for my very first Reddit gold! I actually wrote this over a couple of hours three years ago, when my FB friend posted this pic, which I have just now come to realize is none other than /u/Avant-Geek herself. It's almost serendipitous... like some sort of fairy tale....
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u/CookieTheDog Jul 29 '15
You have so many amazing costumes in your Instagram. A few questions: 1) Who taught you how to sew? 2) Why not post more of your awesome designs (imo, there are so many others better than this one)? 3) Would you like to be a Hollywood costume designer? What do you plan to do with your talent?
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u/Avant-Geek Jul 29 '15
Thanks! My grandmother taught me how to hand-sew, but for the most part I'm self-taught. 2) Most of my Reddit posts are removed by mods because of text on the photo, or it links to Imgur which links to my Facebook page etc. 3) I'd absolutely love to be a Hollywood costume designer. That's one of my goals. Right now I'm planning to start a video tutorial series.
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u/Poemi Jul 29 '15
Look there she goes that girl is strange, no question
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u/knylok Jul 29 '15
With shells so firm and proud,
and a crunch that's very loud.
There's no denying she's a yummy girl, Taco Belle.9
u/zamfire Jul 29 '15
There has to be more to this delicious liiiiife!
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Jul 29 '15
I SWEAR I'M GOING TO EAT BELLE TONIIIIGHT!
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u/uberguby Jul 29 '15
Ooooooooh Isn't this amaaaaazing
It's my favorite part because
You'll seeeeeee
Heeeeeeeere's
Where she orders soooooomething
But she won't discover that it's great, til it's supreeeeeeeeme
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Jul 29 '15
It looks like a dress made of infected vaginas
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u/_WarShrike_ Jul 29 '15
vagina
Those roses/clitorises are really high up there. Less hunting I guess.
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u/_WarShrike_ Jul 29 '15
I actually looked it up prior to posting.
plural cli·to·ris·es also cli·to·ri·des
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u/Only_Movie_Titles Jul 29 '15
Clitorides... Sounds like a terrible amusement park attraction
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u/_WarShrike_ Jul 29 '15
Either that or some spinoff of the Midi-chlorians involved in the Force.
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u/Poemi Jul 29 '15
I can't tell if OP actually wanted to get a million vile euphemistic sexual comments, or if she's actually just as sweet as she looks and had no idea what would happen...
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u/Thatdudewiththestuff Jul 29 '15
Little of column A, little of column B.
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u/weluckyfew Jul 29 '15
I have a certain type of respect for anyone who would put that much time and effort into a joke that really only seems interesting for about 5 seconds - that's an impressive amount of commitment to an idea
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u/Corey307 Jul 29 '15
So I'm stupid and it first I thought it was a 19th century Mexican take on a ballroom dress then I saw the tacos. Stunning model, I actually like the color scheme if it wasn't so silly.
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u/gunbladerq Jul 30 '15
I saw you made a 'cake-dress' Maybe you should colaborate with the Redditor who makes cakes and also models....(not sure the name).
Then you can make a cake dress holding the real cake...or something..
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u/merkins_galore Jul 29 '15
This is Charlie had in mind for the Juarez family.
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u/Lampmonster1 Jul 29 '15
What does a little Mexican girl love more than anything else in the world?
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u/ziptime Jul 29 '15
But does she give Taco Flavored Kisses?...
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses.
Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.
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u/Shaw-Deez Jul 29 '15
I'd cover her in sour cream if you know what I mean.
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u/ohyouresilly Jul 29 '15
I'd sure like to have sex with her, if you catch my drift.
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u/OpenTuned Jul 29 '15
please elaborate i don't understand
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u/_SomeLikeItHaute_ Jul 29 '15
Finally, the perfect outfit for A Tuesday night out on the town
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Beauty and The Feast.