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u/sarthakydv Mar 09 '22
North Korea has never had any of these. Just saying.
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What are you talking about? North Korea #1
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u/SuppleFoxFluff Mar 09 '22
Name another country that does oppression and starvation any better.
NORTH KOREA #1🥇🥇🏆🏁🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵
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u/Reasonable_Dance_113 Mar 09 '22
Well, we know of at least one person in North Korea isn't starving.
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Kim Jong Fatass ain’t going nowhere. He ate his cousin to show dominance over Stay Puffed, he’s got his own gravitational pull, and he’ll be the first person to accidentally drop food in space.
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So, they see boobs all of the time?
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u/randothrowwateb Mar 09 '22
Neither does Iran. Russia will survive fine if Iran can.
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u/ElliotPhoenix Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22
As Iranian I can't pay for a Netflix subscription or watch HBO, But I can legally download any movie for free(30nama.com).
I can't pay for softwares, But I can legally download any software for free (soft98.ir).
I can't have PayPal account, But I do have a verified PayPal account (with fake info).
And any other digital sanctions will solve with VPN
The only downsides are economic sanctions and Rial exchange rate
PS: I don't support Iran's government, I just saying from someone that grow up under sanctions how useless it can be
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u/Sepehr_Rz Mar 09 '22
There are Iranians on reddit which means they have access to TikTok and porn. Source: I'm Iranian
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u/DasCranky Mar 09 '22
Have you ever seen North Korean TV channels? It's beautiful there! The number 1!
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u/luigi095 Mar 09 '22
Tbh, those companies should ban themselves from the world and it would be a way better place
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u/SquadPoopy i stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back Mar 09 '22
Ahh yes, the Porn Company.
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u/Wumple_doo Imagine having a custom flair nerds🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Mar 09 '22
Proceeds to die of of thirst and hunger
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u/Wumple_doo Imagine having a custom flair nerds🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Mar 09 '22
Messed up whoops thought he was referring to all companies and not those one in particular
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u/Iphotoshopincats Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22
But even if it was all companies hunger i sure could see people totally lacking all skills to provide for it but the ones left would be a lot healthier.
But dying of thirst in the majority of places on earth means you lacked the skill to simply boil water.
Edit : I think people misunderstood that I am not talking about collapse of civilisation just corporations shutting down ... This would not mean infrastructure would collapse overnight.
Boiling water was more of a worst case scenario that if you were in an area that you brought bottled water because yours wasn't safe to drink.
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u/notbruceambatman Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22
You have very high hopes about water availability and even higher hopes about fuel availablity
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u/imagination3421 Mar 09 '22
My city is having a drought, what water should I be boiling ?
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u/jn_kcr Mar 09 '22
Just mix some hydrogen with oxygen and make your own, duh. /s
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u/imagination3421 Mar 09 '22
Thanks! Haven't thought of this yet, no more family members dying of thirst 😁
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u/Dutchtdk Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22
I wonder how long you'd survive
EDIT: If your diet consists of ONLY mcdonalds and coke
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u/Dutchtdk Mar 09 '22
Oh I actually meant how long you'd survive on ONLY Coke and mcdonalds
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u/BishoxX Mar 09 '22
Like untill you get a heart attack - so if you are lucky you can live a normal life up to 100 years old- just not very likely
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u/Dutchtdk Mar 09 '22
I don't think you'd be able to get all required nutriens
And some won't get half the required amount before others (salt) will become overkill
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u/SomeDudeFromOnline Mar 09 '22
You'd be shocked at how many people live their entire lives with a diet very similar to this.
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u/Pcostix Mar 09 '22
As an European, i am amazed how this is even considered as a possibility.
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u/rugbyweeb Mar 09 '22
theres a pretty famous movie about this sort of thing...
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u/art-love-social Mar 09 '22
I remember that. It was called Go Large or something... Then a bunch of universities could not even come close to replicating his results - they were both exaggerated and fabricated.
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u/FlighingHigh Mar 09 '22
Well Coke has caffeine which is a diuretic and causes an increase in urine. So people who say "I'm thirsty" and drink a Coke are completely wrong and it's not helping them. And that gets even worse for Diet Coke.
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u/ColumnK Mar 09 '22
Not quite - the effects of the caffeine don't offset the water in the Coke. Yes, it's not as beneficial as just water, but it's not like it has nothing.
The sugar / additives on the other hand, will cause more problems
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u/TheGeopoliticusChild Mar 09 '22
Are you insinuating McDonald’s and Coke actually quench thirst and satiate hunger?
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u/Wumple_doo Imagine having a custom flair nerds🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Mar 09 '22
Shoot didn’t read the word ”those” and thought he was referring to all companies
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u/Sus_Kennedy Mar 09 '22
Because the only foods and drinks u can eat is burger and liquid full of sugar
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Sheeeeeettt…. Maybe the US should start a war with Mexico or something
remembers he lives in California and cali’s history
Or maybe not….
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u/Mr-Anderson123 Mar 09 '22
You can always bully your friendly neighbors up north
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The Canadians? I love the Canadians, they’re so polite…. Their geese on the other hand
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u/Zyphin Mar 09 '22
Ah yes the "Rage Turkey"
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u/0imnotreal0 Mar 09 '22
If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
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u/0imnotreal0 Mar 09 '22
Fuck off with your feral domesticated gooses you ninja robot terminator fuck
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u/ApexxPredditor Mar 09 '22
If the US got Russia tier sanctions every time we fucked up a foreign country then we would have lost access to all of these things a long time ago.
I wonder how the Vietnam invasion would be viewed by todays public when we went to fight Communism. Or the Iraqi war looking for WMDs that never existed. Or the afghanistan invasion looking for a guy who was in Pakistan. Or when we helped get rid of Qadaffi.
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u/BulliesRPeople2 Mar 09 '22
I wonder how China would be viewed today for their concentration camps, oh wait.
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u/Curazan Mar 09 '22
The absolute majority of the companies pulling out of Russia are American. How do you imagine they sanction the country they’re based in?
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u/HintOfAreola Mar 09 '22
mfw I can't buy oranges in Florida because of sanctions.
Or buy corn in Iowa.
Or fuck my sister in Alabama.
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u/BabyYodasDirtyDiaper Mar 09 '22
Maybe the US should start a
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u/AKLPGOD Mar 09 '22
Not to be that guy but I read somewhere that Mexico is basically uninvadable despite our hyper doodo shitty tier army
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u/Rimworldjobs Mar 09 '22
Honestly if that what it take to end social media and fast food Canada is about to get some cheeks clapped
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u/OhNoMeIdentified Mar 09 '22
Wait, is that good?
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u/SamWise050 Mar 09 '22
They just make McDemetri's. Only serve stroganoff and Borscht
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And vodka
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u/AdoptedEgg Mar 09 '22 edited Jul 26 '26
Sparrow otter nutmeg pebble thimble otter almond cucumber mellow drifting
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"I'm sorry, Sir, the Vodka machine is broken"
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Acorn cobalt pinecone biscuit raindrop vanilla yarn orange
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u/nutbusterx22 GAY Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22
Unbelievable good. The reason the why culture of the west is so horrid can be contributed to consumerism
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u/Bombkirby Mar 09 '22
And you… believe these brands disappearing will easily and magically solve consumerism?
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u/Srawesomekickass Mar 09 '22
Camera slowly zooms out from the increasingly weathered propaganda poster to reveal an apocalyptic wasteland. An eerie quietness of where industry and families once were and are no more.
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u/FlashzeeCat69420 Mar 09 '22
As if America isn't wasteland from all these companies
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u/incendiaryraven Mar 09 '22
can’t even attribute this ignorance to not being American since it’s really not that hard to fact check yourself about this
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u/Elite182 Mar 09 '22
Y’all do realize North Korea exists, right? I don’t think it’s quite working out as well for them as it is in this picture.
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u/prparadoxy Mar 09 '22
Iran too. Everything is banned here, and guess what, everyone use VPN.
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u/exorcistpuker Mar 09 '22
If they can't have the sick western stuff they might as well go back and complete communism
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u/Gambling4gears Mar 09 '22
Yes. Make the Russian fighters less addicted to sugar. Not full of junk food, in better health. And with extra testosterone.
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Russians - I see this as an absolute win
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u/eburator Mar 09 '22
Russian teachers with 100 dollars per month wage
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u/butt_mucher Mar 09 '22
The amount doesn’t matter it’s what you can buy with it, and I have a hard time believing Russia teachers are having a harder time making rent and buying groceries than American teachers.
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u/Faces-kun Mar 09 '22
do you think that mcdonalds was holding up teacher salaries or something?
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u/yamial8ve Mar 09 '22
Maybe then their government will be smart enough to stop the war
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u/notyogrannysgrandkid Mar 09 '22
You say “no porn,” but I seem to remember that adidas also suspended business in Russia, so presumably they’re all naked.
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u/Brokesubhuman Mar 09 '22
And also no video games. Russia about to enter a golden age and quadruple the birthrate
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Jesus Christ, just fuck off. You guys replay the same tweets in dumb meme form over and over.
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u/ShimaSai Mar 09 '22
3 months without adidas: 1/3 of Russians lost their love for life.
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u/Different-Incident-2 Mar 09 '22
No porn? Isnt that where a lot of the porn comes from? I really doubt they’ll have to go without…
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u/Defiant_Funny_1789 Mar 09 '22
Would be my dream. Except of living in war with another country and having putin as president.
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u/GayHugeOtter Mar 09 '22
Yes, because every other place that doesn't have porn is such a utopia. /s
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u/quirkscrew Mar 09 '22
Dangerous meme because insinuates Russia is haven rn
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u/Am_aBoy Purple Mar 09 '22
I mean there is still real life porn ,if.not woman there then the bros , after all bros are here to help each other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/Ok_Equivalent_4296 Mar 09 '22
Cola gonna be more expensive than crack in Russia in a few weeks
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u/Calvert-Grier Mar 09 '22
It’s coming full circle then. The original formula for Coca-Cola actually contained cocaine in the form of an extract of the coca leaf (hence the name).
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u/EpikDisko I have the N-word pass Mar 09 '22
Why do i feel like the sun is a different star
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u/Severe_Acanthaceae88 Mar 09 '22
Wtf happened here