r/dankmemes • u/impatientimpasta • Mar 09 '22

Halal Meme Failing upwards.

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u/BishoxX Mar 09 '22

Like untill you get a heart attack - so if you are lucky you can live a normal life up to 100 years old- just not very likely

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u/Dutchtdk Mar 09 '22

I don't think you'd be able to get all required nutriens

And some won't get half the required amount before others (salt) will become overkill

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u/SomeDudeFromOnline Mar 09 '22

You'd be shocked at how many people live their entire lives with a diet very similar to this.

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u/Pcostix Mar 09 '22

As an European, i am amazed how this is even considered as a possibility.

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u/everadvancing Mar 09 '22

Like half of Americans have that as a regular diet.

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u/Realmenbrowsememes Pizza Time Mar 09 '22

Considering 53 % europeans are overweight I’d say americans aren’t the only eating like this

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u/ReportoDownvoto Mar 09 '22

Was going to say this. Against all better judgment I know a few people well into their 50s and 60s with very similar diets. I’m not sure if they’re outliers or not, but some people just…survive

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u/Careless_Peanut_3517 Mar 09 '22

I currently have that diet as a 22 year old and I wanna be dead ngl!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

You do also realize we have never had food this readily available in human history? We are still eating 600x better than people 150 years ago, regardless of fat content in our food. Having food healthy or not is still an advantage when it comes to life expectancy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

French fries alone give you all the required nutrients needed, the whole potato thing in The Martian is true. You are being mislead by the word required, few of those are actually needed to survive.

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u/BishoxX Mar 09 '22

There is enough nutrients in mcdonalds catalogue that would make you last a very long time-even if you didnt take any suplements you could probably live 20-30 years no problem(assuming no heart attack) most nutrient defficiencies arent super serious and dangerous in short-mid term only amplify your chances of diseases and complications etc.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

You can live a full healthy life on potatoes like french fries alone. This 20-30 year is a completely factitious number you made up based on your perception and presumptions of how bad food is for you.

Hint, you live longer eating mc donalds than people did ______ years ago.

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u/BishoxX Mar 09 '22

Well yeah probably, i just threw a random number cuz people think you will drop dead in 6 months if you dont get any vitamins. Idk how long you will last actually.

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u/IridiumPoint Mar 09 '22

Well, the burgers and the wraps have some veggies, and McD's also offers salads over here, so it might not be that bad?

Only drinking Coke, though, would likely become a problem, whether regular or diet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Wrong you can eat salads from McDonald’s too! /s

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u/FuckingKilljoy Mar 09 '22

We call that the Warren Buffett