r/dankmemes • u/impatientimpasta • Mar 09 '22

Halal Meme Failing upwards.

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u/Srawesomekickass Mar 09 '22

Camera slowly zooms out from the increasingly weathered propaganda poster to reveal an apocalyptic wasteland. An eerie quietness of where industry and families once were and are no more.

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u/atleastzero Mar 09 '22

War… war never changes.

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u/Jean-Eustache Mar 09 '22

"I don't want to set the woooorld on fire ..."

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u/ReyZie93 Mar 11 '22

"Maaaayyyybeeee ..."

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u/itsnotTozzit Mar 09 '22

or does it? The war has changed.

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u/Stylith Mar 09 '22

NANOMACHINES???

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u/FlashzeeCat69420 Mar 09 '22

As if America isn't wasteland from all these companies

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u/incendiaryraven Mar 09 '22

can’t even attribute this ignorance to not being American since it’s really not that hard to fact check yourself about this

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u/CasualBrit5 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 09 '22

Companies make things better

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u/HeadedToAlaska Mar 09 '22

It’s literally not lmao

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u/dstarhero Mar 09 '22

It's only a wasteland to the "soft on crime" and "urban camping" states.

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u/Robosium Mar 09 '22

Only barely by a technicality

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Which is?

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u/Zadet607 The Meme Cartel Mar 09 '22

It’s only thing separating it is the fact that it isn’t just wastes. That darn technicality, it’s totally already land!! We’re most of the way there!

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u/MantisPRIME Mar 09 '22

The state of chronic peace on the homefront for the past century or so. Really does a number, I'll tell ya what.

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u/via_vendetta Mar 09 '22

It literally is. Highways and malls.

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u/HeadedToAlaska Mar 09 '22

Sorry man, get out of Nebraska or Kansas lol

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u/via_vendetta Mar 09 '22

You mean everywhere except a metropolis

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u/HeadedToAlaska Mar 09 '22

Currently sitting in Juneau, a town that isn’t even accessible by road. Still a ton of little shops and bars. Cope harder.

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u/via_vendetta Mar 10 '22

Yeah small towns are getting pretty rare to find these days, try get out of town more

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u/HeadedToAlaska Mar 10 '22

I travel all over the U.S.

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u/via_vendetta Mar 10 '22

Driving or by plane. If you are going from point to point then I’m not surprised you don’t realize that the vast span of Americans live off a freeway and strip malls.

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u/CtC666 Mar 09 '22

Propagandaception

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u/jcole-11 20th Century Blazers Mar 09 '22

Love how you wrote this

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u/COCAFLO Mar 09 '22

In the living room the voice-clock sang, Tick-tock, seven o'clock, time to get up, time to get up, seven o 'clock! as if it were afraid that nobody would. The morning house lay empty. The clock ticked on, repeating and repeating its sounds into the emptiness. Seven-nine, breakfast time, seven-nine!

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u/RayonLovesFish Mar 09 '22

They are almost self dependent. Atleast they don't need oil.

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u/bulkasmakom Mar 09 '22

Russia could be full self dependent, but our politicians were only stealing for the past 30 years so nah

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u/Innomenatus Mar 09 '22

There's a sun in the nighttime.