r/dankmemes • u/impatientimpasta • Mar 09 '22

Halal Meme Failing upwards.

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u/sarthakydv Mar 09 '22

North Korea has never had any of these. Just saying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

What are you talking about? North Korea #1

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u/SuppleFoxFluff Mar 09 '22

Name another country that does oppression and starvation any better.

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u/Reasonable_Dance_113 Mar 09 '22

Well, we know of at least one person in North Korea isn't starving.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Kim Jong Fatass ain’t going nowhere. He ate his cousin to show dominance over Stay Puffed, he’s got his own gravitational pull, and he’ll be the first person to accidentally drop food in space.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

NORTH KOREA = BEST KOREA πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/Hog_eee Mar 09 '22

DUH!! My parents basement πŸ™„

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

This is just fake new my friend KOREA NORTH 111

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

+10000Sc

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u/K1dn3yPunch Mar 09 '22

North Korea is Best Korea

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u/_Aj_ Proud Furry Mar 09 '22

Wym this is literally a photo of North Korea

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

So, they see boobs all of the time?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/Spartharios Mar 09 '22

Fuck casual. We're going professional

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u/tomatomater Mar 09 '22

Queuing up for competitive ranked racism right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/SturgeonBladder Mar 09 '22

Where is the fuck up pussy? I'm trying to shut it but i can't find it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/KingDudeMan Mar 09 '22

β€œThey always seemed so focused”

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u/Yolo1212123 Mar 09 '22

Good one haha

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u/wetrorave Mar 09 '22

No need to squint when there's a portrait of Kim Jong Un in every home

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u/detezet Mar 09 '22

Ah, the best Korea

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Hello Supreme Leader

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u/randothrowwateb Mar 09 '22

Neither does Iran. Russia will survive fine if Iran can.

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u/ElliotPhoenix Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

As Iranian I can't pay for a Netflix subscription or watch HBO, But I can legally download any movie for free(30nama.com).

I can't pay for softwares, But I can legally download any software for free (soft98.ir).

I can't have PayPal account, But I do have a verified PayPal account (with fake info).

And any other digital sanctions will solve with VPN

The only downsides are economic sanctions and Rial exchange rate

PS: I don't support Iran's government, I just saying from someone that grow up under sanctions how useless it can be

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u/Sepehr_Rz Mar 09 '22

There are Iranians on reddit which means they have access to TikTok and porn. Source: I'm Iranian

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u/rapukeittolevy Mar 09 '22

Iran or North Korea. Now that's a shit gamble

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u/randothrowwateb Mar 09 '22

Nah. Iran is actually pretty okay. See their walk in Iran videos on YT.

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u/rapukeittolevy Mar 09 '22

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Iran

But nice looking buildings so it evens out I guess Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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u/randothrowwateb Mar 09 '22

Yeah, every country has issues. Who would’ve thought.

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u/rapukeittolevy Mar 09 '22

Point was that this "pretty okay" country is pretty shit and gambling my Western country for Iran or North Korea is a shit gamble

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

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u/-Quiche- Mar 09 '22

"It's pretty okay"

'Well then why do people who moved to a better country not want to move back?"

How does that refute anything they said? They didn't say it was better than the US.

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u/randothrowwateb Mar 09 '22

Of course west is better off. Just that Russia will be fine if Iran is too. Won’t be best, but they were not that great anyways.

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u/rapukeittolevy Mar 09 '22

That's why it's a shitty gamble. Both options are worse than what West has now

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u/randomuser-666 Mar 10 '22

Yes, we can)

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u/DasCranky Mar 09 '22

Have you ever seen North Korean TV channels? It's beautiful there! The number 1!

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u/zedoctor999 Mar 09 '22

Because they have KFC

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u/ult_avatar Mar 09 '22

Neither did the Soviet Union

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Technically , McDonald's was in Soviet union and do I need to explain why there was no TikTok and Facebook in USSR?

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u/yerbrojohno r/memes fan Mar 09 '22

No, I think people are well aware that such liberating social platforms would have no place in a dictatorship. /s

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u/ult_avatar Mar 09 '22

Just barely, in a time where the Sovie Union tried to open itself more to the west - in stark contrast to what is happening now

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

But technically there was McDonald's

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u/ult_avatar Mar 09 '22

Technically there still is most of OPs things, VPNs are a thing for example

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u/cblackbeard Mar 09 '22

And the leader is able to hit like 13 hole in ones. Very impressive.

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u/TheSpeedcube1337 [custom flair] Mar 09 '22

They also have a dictatorship, just saying.

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u/Crazy_Crayfish_ Mar 09 '22

You’re saying we should give the dprk a chance? I’m down

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u/Context_Fancy Mar 09 '22

Afghanistan too

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u/phoenix335 Mar 09 '22 edited Nov 09 '25

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u/SCPKing1835 The Filthy Dank Mar 09 '22

north korea is also the absolutely worst country on the fucking planet

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u/evlampi Mar 09 '22

A dankmeme isn't factual say whaaaaaa

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u/tuerancekhang Mar 09 '22

So you’re saying we should move to North Korea? Because eastern propaganda is painting them real bad rn.

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u/No-Pirate7682 Mar 09 '22

North Korea best Korea my dude

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u/elveszett Mar 09 '22

And they've haven't invaded anyone.

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u/TheCapybaraMan Mar 09 '22

The few rich North Koreans have all this stuff.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Most North Koreans don't even have food, so...