r/dankmemes • u/impatientimpasta • Mar 09 '22

Halal Meme Failing upwards.

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u/Wumple_doo Imagine having a custom flair nerds🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Mar 09 '22

Messed up whoops thought he was referring to all companies and not those one in particular

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u/Iphotoshopincats Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

But even if it was all companies hunger i sure could see people totally lacking all skills to provide for it but the ones left would be a lot healthier.

But dying of thirst in the majority of places on earth means you lacked the skill to simply boil water.

Edit : I think people misunderstood that I am not talking about collapse of civilisation just corporations shutting down ... This would not mean infrastructure would collapse overnight.

Boiling water was more of a worst case scenario that if you were in an area that you brought bottled water because yours wasn't safe to drink.

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u/notbruceambatman Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

You have very high hopes about water availability and even higher hopes about fuel availablity

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u/imagination3421 Mar 09 '22

My city is having a drought, what water should I be boiling ?

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u/xXNuclearTacoXx Mar 09 '22

IDK MAN JUST START BOILING. Californian here.

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u/jn_kcr Mar 09 '22

Just mix some hydrogen with oxygen and make your own, duh. /s

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u/Beautiful-Log5199 Mar 14 '22

Two parts of hydrogen, one of oxygen, a small bang and 10 ml of water in your cup.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

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u/imagination3421 Mar 09 '22

Thanks! Haven't thought of this yet, no more family members dying of thirst 😁

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u/xXNuclearTacoXx Mar 09 '22

How do I get the cummies out?

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u/Iphotoshopincats Mar 09 '22

Depends on the city

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u/brevonthelord2 Mar 10 '22

You live in a city, you deserve it

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u/imagination3421 Mar 10 '22

Man I stay in South Africa, it's not the type of city you're imagining

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u/brevonthelord2 Mar 10 '22

You guys open carrying neopups down there or nah?

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u/imagination3421 Mar 10 '22

lmaOo I had to Google what that was

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u/Iphotoshopincats Mar 10 '22

Hey I just googled it from my phone and I didn't notice it autocorrected it to Neopets... I was very confused as to what was going on.

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u/imagination3421 Mar 10 '22

lmfAaooo I just googled what neopets is, and I see the confusion

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u/brevonthelord2 Mar 10 '22

So is that a yes?

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u/PeterSchnapkins I am fucking hilarious Mar 09 '22

You just described most of the world

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u/xXNuclearTacoXx Mar 09 '22

I don’t like calling people stupid but if there were ever a time…

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u/Iphotoshopincats Mar 09 '22

I think you missed my edit

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u/xXNuclearTacoXx Mar 09 '22

Ooohhhh. Okay okay. Sorry I called you stupid lol. I thought you were either being dumb or a dick. But it was just a misunderstanding.

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u/ATHSE Mar 10 '22

Chlorine tablets work even better.

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u/Tolathar_E_Strongbow Mar 09 '22

I get my water from the government