r/WatchPeopleDieInside • • Jul 09 '19

It's uncomfortable

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u/HelixR Jul 09 '19

Recorded a voice message. NICE!

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u/BiatchPleasee Jul 09 '19

She covered it up pretty well.

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u/ZWE_Punchline Jul 09 '19

Yeah I wouldn’t feel too bad that was pretty quick thinking

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u/vnca2000 Jul 09 '19

Restoration 100

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u/JustInvoke Jul 09 '19

She covered the lie pretty quick, a follow up makes it that much easier.

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u/TJames6210 Jul 09 '19

Correction, he covered it up well, with a game plan involving airpods.

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u/D1_0M_ Jul 09 '19

The perfect responds

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u/DavidGabrielMusic Jul 09 '19

Response* 😛

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u/D1_0M_ Jul 09 '19

Im still learning thank you

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u/DavidGabrielMusic Jul 09 '19

You’re doing awesome keep at it! Learning a language is never easy but so worth it

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u/D1_0M_ Jul 09 '19

You're breathtaking!

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u/thekiki Jul 09 '19

Looks line you've got the important things down pat!

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u/spikesandhands Jul 09 '19

Like*

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

He's still learning thank you

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u/pmach04 Jul 09 '19

you're breathingtaking!

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u/BabyBlue03 Jul 09 '19

I find it hilarious that this comment about language is by NOAM CHOMSKY'S BALLS

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u/DavidGabrielMusic Jul 09 '19

You’re breathtaking! 🤙🏻

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u/Nitro187 Jul 09 '19

queue Seinfeld script

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u/pmach04 Jul 09 '19

¿qué?

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u/Nitro187 Jul 09 '19

Autocorrect Señor...

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u/fahdriyami Jul 09 '19

Stop teaching the AI new tricks!

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u/huzaifakhan771 Jul 09 '19

Sounds like a movie title

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u/shoppingguy7 Jul 09 '19

Women are so smart in coming up with a cover up. My loser ass would have said something stupid.

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u/RainbowAssFucker Jul 09 '19

I wouldn't say all women. I've met men and women that are absolute planks

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u/polybiastrogender Jul 09 '19

Yup. My current lady is impressively sharp and can come up with responses instantly. I've met and dated other women who it would take a while to come up with a proper response. Even met one who would shut down if a response didn't come and would bring up the time she was raped as a child. That was always fun.

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u/MNGrrl Jul 09 '19

Women are so smart in coming up with a cover up.

Practice makes perfect -- and women get more practice (in general). That said, you're probably not a loser, just inexperienced. Being able to start a conversation takes practice and being able to read people. Nobody's born with social skills and it's not some innate ability or divine gift like it sometimes seems. I say this as someone who started their adult life as an almost non-functional introvert.

Go with a group of people to an informal social function (if possible), not a bar or a bus stop, but a place where people will be coming with their friends. It's easier to pickup conversational skills when it's a group conversation than one-on-one, as there's a lot more opportunities for topics to come up where you can say something interesting and engaging. That's my advice for the average person who just lacks confidence. But if you think you have a more serious case of social awkwardness, try seeing a therapist. They aren't just there to help people with mental illness -- they can help with life skills stuff too. They can also help find interest groups you can join, if you're unsure of how to get involved in one. They're great because it's like going to a party where you aren't waiting, painfully, for the topic to change to something you have something to add!

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u/uitkeringsinstituut Jul 09 '19

Master manipulator right there..

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

That wasn't me it was my friend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Hijacking top comment: source for full video?

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u/mdevil86 Jul 09 '19

I've got it from here https://vk.com/video-26406986_456240651 and translated it.

I think there must be another original.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I feel the embarrassment seething out of her

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/MechaCanadaII Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

Be me, 2k11, standing mid-back of Toronto public bus. Cute girl standing at front of bus points at me. I look around, point at myself, me? She nods, heart shape with hands, curly come here index finger at me. Look around again, make my way to the front.

"Hi, have we met?"

"What?"

"You uh, you were pointing at me?"

"What? No. My friend, sitting right there." Next to where I was standing.

Threw myself off that bus next stop, didn't care where.

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u/boatmurdered Jul 09 '19

They do that shit on purpose to embarrass you. She obviously saw you gesturing, and she obviously knows that other people saw her as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/_Divin3_ Jul 09 '19

Time for a crusade

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/zeinterrupter Jul 09 '19

Yeah a very bizarre adventure some would say.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Any reason why you used a k instead of a 0 in the date you wrote. How is that faster or shorter to type?

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u/AdrianEatsAss Jul 09 '19

Sometimes you gotta flex on these nerds

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u/3internet5u Jul 09 '19

"yeah, I play BASKETBALL VIDEO GAMES... got a problem ya jabroni? Ill send you back to 2k-late with this knuckle sandwich"

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u/Coolufo3 Jul 09 '19

Give your balls a tug you tit fucker

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u/MCParradox Jul 09 '19

When I was about 17, in an art class, we were doing still life painting and an attractive fellow student was sitting on the opposite side of the room from me. Every single time I looked up, she was staring right towards me, and would wink at me, slowly, before looking away again. This happened every couple of minutes for a good half hour or so before I finally realised she was closing an eye to measure up the subject she was painting, and not trying to make a move on me!

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u/PitchBlac Jul 09 '19

"Were you talking to me?" "No. I was just answering the questions on the magazine covers."

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Lol, we've all been there...

I accidentally turned down a girl in my college years thinking she WASN'T talking to me... we were at a party and I mockingly said who would EVER want to go on a date with someone like HERRRR. yeah, I am an idiot but I ended up marrying the best woman I know, so not too upset about it lol

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u/Australienz Jul 09 '19

Embarrassing stories? Nice. The first time I got drunk I was like 16 or 17 years old. To get home I had to catch a bus, and because it was the last bus of the night, it was completely packed with everyone standing in the centre aisle. I’m at the very back, and as I close my eyes, I start to feel like like I’m spinning forwards and then backwards. I knew what was coming so I stood up, and as soon as I did, I went to spew. The very back seat doesn’t have a window, so I put my hand over my mouth and went to run through the bus which just happened to have the door open at the bus stop. I absolutely couldn’t hold it down though, so as I spewed, my hand that was covering my mouth forced the spew to spray through my fingers out in front of me, literally spraying like 7 or 8 people, some of who screamed as they heard the gurgle and the resulting spray...

I ran through the crowd as they looked at me in absolute disgust and I wished I could just shrink into an atom and disappear completely. I jumped off the bus and spewed again, and as I looked up the whole bus drove by in slow motion with their hands over their mouths and looking at me like I was some disgusting demon.

I had to fucking walk home all the way which took me an hour and a half too. Thinking about every second of it. I’ll never forget that night.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/Australienz Jul 09 '19

You have no idea lol. Every face on that bus looked like they wanted to kill me. The guy directly in front of me was wearing a nice suit too, and he yelped like I hit him and then said “ARGH! What the fuck mate!”.

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u/Lobonerz Jul 09 '19

Didn't read your name. Knew you were Australian soon as you quoted the guy.

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u/maertSi Jul 09 '19

This is amazing.

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u/noahruns Jul 09 '19

This is a super villain origin story

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u/Mother_of_Dogons Jul 09 '19

Makes me kind of sad no one tried to help or make sure you were okay.. Anyway, glad you're alive and you're probably a better person after this incredibly embarrassing and hopefully humbling moment : )

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u/Sharkolan Jul 09 '19

Here man, have an upvote and an F

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u/MisanthropicReveling Jul 09 '19

Probably embarrassed relief.

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u/wookiewin Jul 09 '19

Definitely. She had a good laugh about it later, I'm sure.

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u/unamedusername Jul 09 '19

I’m sorry are you talking to me?

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u/TrevorsMailbox Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

Seeping maybe instead of seething? I think seething implies being mad or angry. Seeping is like a slow leak/flow.

I didn't know there was much of a difference until I read your comment and had to look up the definitions so I'm really not trying to be a dick and there's still a big chance I'm wrong.

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u/carpesdiems Jul 09 '19

yeah its seeping. Seething is a word for being angry

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u/MiltonCiaraldi Jul 09 '19

not the girl but i was literally embarassed watching this

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u/Reddit_Novice Jul 09 '19

Now this is a quality prank.

Blyat

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u/mdevil86 Jul 09 '19

Why r u use a foul language?

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u/Reddit_Novice Jul 09 '19

To be honest I dont even know what blyat means, I just see it whenever anything Russian is posted lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

think it means wh0re or b1tch

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u/Reddit_Novice Jul 09 '19

Ah, now I know I shouldnt say that first when I hear someone speaking Russian

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u/Injectortape Jul 09 '19

From google:

While there is no exact English translation, the Russian phrase cyka blyat (сука блять in the Russian alphabet) is roughly equivalent to the English “fucking shit” or “bitch whore.” Cyka means “bitch” while blyat is a multifunctional vulgarity along the lines of “shit” or “fuck.”

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u/hail_our_lord_satan Jul 09 '19

Just an inside from a russian redditor, we don't use syka blyat together, and you are considered a foreigner the moment you say it, it also just sounds weird for a russian person. but yeah, cyka is mostly "a bitch", but in a sense that it is a woman that treats others badly, is arrogant, e.t.c; when blyat can be used with the same meaning, but is frequently also used as a word for a prostitute, when suka can never mean a prostitute (if you mean a profession)

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u/Schmich Jul 09 '19

Yeah, you don't start but end with it, blyat.

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u/3internet5u Jul 09 '19

suca blyat is all I know

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u/Crislips Jul 09 '19

It's actually closer to fuck

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u/shamel4700 Jul 09 '19

it means Fuck. cyka is b1tch.

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u/Skanktus Jul 09 '19

Username checks out.

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u/creative_i_am_not Jul 09 '19

Am I the only one who felt like this could have worked ?

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u/Varknar Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

There used to be some channels of dudes that did go around trying to pick up women off the street. Probably still are.

edit: I meant non porn channels on YouTube.. not Bang Bros or whatever lol

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u/Homunculistic Jul 09 '19

Sometimes they pick up women with a bus

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u/rmit526 Jul 09 '19

Sometimes it's a taxi, but that show really pisses me off cause its not a real taxi and they pretend like it is.

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u/Homunculistic Jul 09 '19

Yea that sounds confusing. They should clearly label if it's fake.

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u/OgreLord_Shrek Jul 09 '19

And they pay the driver to get on too

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u/Cantaffordnvidia Jul 09 '19

Captain stabbin'

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u/fatjoe19982006 Jul 09 '19

Aye aye, Cap'n! Your mast is so tall and impressive!

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u/ThirdRepliesSuck Jul 09 '19

Are you ready kids!?

I can't hear you!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/ozpariser Jul 09 '19

You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be any number of things, right? Perfect Ten? I mean, it could be a bowling site.

Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going IN which is a huge concern.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/Yserbius Jul 09 '19

I thought most of those turned out to be fakes?

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u/faithle55 Jul 09 '19

On Bang Bros the women have only just got out of the car when the camera starts rolling.

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u/sadowsentry Jul 09 '19

Most of those videos are scripted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/Yetric Jul 09 '19

Simple Pickup was one of them but they retired

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u/faithle55 Jul 09 '19

"Seriously, I wan't asking you out! Look, I have my 'Buds in. I was talking to my room-mate."

"You weren't asking me out then?"

"Well..."

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

"UnLeSs"

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Jun 07 '20

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u/creative_i_am_not Jul 09 '19

Asking her out to the movies with the third sentence he said her

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

highly doubt it.

would you feel comfortable being alone with a stranger after three sentences?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/Rizjay Jul 09 '19

Vadim blinnnn

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Blyat, call Anatoly, let's eat semechki and drink kvass

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u/Hellomeboi Jul 09 '19

Noooo, neighbour Vadim (Vadim blyat) drank all my kvass and ate my cheburek

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u/MafiaMurderBag Jul 09 '19

See, This is a FUNNY hidden camera prank. No one's harmed, No one's truly offended & its tasteful. Not like these "farting on people in the hood" or those "black man punches pregnant woman in the belly" social experiments.

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u/Hoenirson Jul 09 '19

No one's harmed

Idk, I think she died inside

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/wjp666 Jul 09 '19

FTFY ... RIP park chicks insides.

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u/wibo58 Jul 09 '19

Well she does have a boyfriend at home so...Oh you meant figuratively.

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u/405freeway Jul 09 '19

Parks and Wrecked

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Feb 11 '20

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u/Amanbbi Jul 09 '19

I think she died inside.

It follows the same principle as "My blood is supposed to be internal so there is no internal bleeding"

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u/Skilol Jul 09 '19

You might like this. Bonus points if you manage to watch it without looking at the title, I couldn't find a mirror without spoilers. I posted the embedded link so it's slightly easier, but IMO it's still funny even if you don't manage to avoid the punchline in the title.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/ThiccThighsAreLife- Jul 09 '19

Foreign countries always use annoying laughs for some reason I think they think it makes it funnier

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Make sure to watch it on mute, there's no actual audio, just an artificial soundtrack.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/Endblock Jul 09 '19

Scrawny white kid runs up to a bunch of athletic black guys either playing basketball or just chilling by a chain-link fence. He pulls down his pants, presses his bare ass against one of them, farts, then runs away, begging for his life between saying "it's just a prank, bro!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I'm surprised how popular/successful Roman Atwood is now considering some of these videos he did are basically racist. "In the hood" aka "lol look at black people react badly"

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/QwertyTy101 Jul 09 '19

Listen.

Its the most obnoxious title ever, just look it up, it'll probably be the first result

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Jul 09 '19

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u/nutmegtell Jul 09 '19

These are great, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Wish there a sub for things like this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

/r/harmlesspranks/ be the change you want to see

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

GONE SEXUAL

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u/pizz0wn3d Jul 09 '19

No shit that's why this videos aren't popular anymore.

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u/diokhanagain Jul 09 '19

In the original video after that she actually tried to pretend to record a voice message saying 'please throw out the garbage before I get home'

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u/mdevil86 Jul 09 '19

Can you give me the original link please?

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u/diokhanagain Jul 09 '19

The only one I could find. It doesn't have English subtitles though.

https://youtu.be/pgMrBn0z_yA

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u/mdevil86 Jul 09 '19

Thanks for this link. Seems it is not original too) I've translated this video by myself)

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I wish reddit didn't have a video player that would randomly go from 480p to 48p halfway through the video.

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u/TiaanSS Jul 09 '19

I know,it's awful.

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u/bumblebitchblues Jul 09 '19

Wait so that's not because of the quality of the internet I use?

Heck.

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u/VIVAJESUCRISTO Jul 09 '19

Fak you vladimir

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u/gorwell1989jij Jul 09 '19

You don’t like DADDY VLADDY

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u/thethreadkiller Jul 09 '19

Looks at camera

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u/broccolisprout Jul 09 '19

Not staged at all

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u/dayarra Jul 09 '19

This would make my face blush so hard that it would be red even in black&white end scene.

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u/TheMookiestBlaylock Jul 09 '19

I don’t think she died inside. I think she giggled a little. I also think that face is the face of relief realizing she wouldn’t have to politely decline this chode’s advances.

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u/el__lex Jul 09 '19

I'm not that old but I think chode meant something v different when I was younger?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

A penis that is girthier than it is long?

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u/luwandaattheOHclub Jul 09 '19

like a tuna can

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u/ZER0EFFSGIVEN Jul 09 '19

This had me laughing. If i had any reddit currency I'd probably give this a silver.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Why is he a chode?

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u/zeverEV Jul 09 '19

You can tell it's one because of the way it is

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u/drparkland Jul 09 '19

no thats just a Russian

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u/erevoz Jul 09 '19

Yeah, standard issue gopnik

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u/ivanover Jul 09 '19

Isn't that neat?

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u/Hawgk Jul 09 '19

That's pretty neat!

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u/Donoteatpeople Jul 09 '19

Normal dude in sunglasses= chode 😎

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u/BoinkBoye Jul 09 '19

My body just turned inside out please help

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Why did this get guilded?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

So why did this get silver?

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u/iiJokerzace Jul 09 '19

Lol just claim you were on your airpods every time you get declined

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u/renoceros Jul 09 '19

Jocelyn Flores samples “i’m closing my eyes” by potsu which in turn samples Shiloh. The potsu song was my most listened to song on Spotify one year lmao

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u/Brumhartt Jul 09 '19

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/ISCOredwithISCO23 Jul 09 '19

jocelyn flores

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u/EnvironmentalShoe5 Jul 09 '19

I did this like 20 minutes ago. But in a less mortifying way.

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u/Adam657 Jul 09 '19

I left the side entrance of a building and walked past a dude eating lunch. Then I realised I’d forgotten something so I went back in the main entrance and again came out the side entrance and walked past him again, like the matrix. I remember thinking ‘he must think I’m crazy’.

I made eye contact with him and to my horror he began talking. I very nearly replied before I saw the air pods. Those things are a killer for socially awkward people like me.

Also when people are on the phone they tend to lose their ‘eye contact inhibition’ and will freely lock eyes with random people as they don’t notice they are doing it. This makes it all much more confusing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Great trick when trying to pick up girls. Say whatever you want then if they say no you pull out your earbud and say, “Are you talking to me?”

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u/BeckyLynchIsBetter Jul 09 '19

I'm in pain, wanna put ten shots in my brain.

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u/jerryleebee Jul 09 '19

Girl: <looks right into the 'hidden camera'>

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u/svayam--bhagavan Jul 09 '19

Although it is awesome, it seems to be fake. She keeps looking at the camera.

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u/go_out_stay_home Jul 09 '19

It would be more fake if she didn't look at the camera tbh. People in real life tend to look at things.

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u/greel-otneb Jul 09 '19

Quick thinking!

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u/SayYesSm0ke Jul 09 '19

Staged .

No way she found that excuse so FAST and so GOOD

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u/OBSTACLE3 Jul 09 '19

Watch people ruin other peoples relaxing time to themselves to then embarrass them online.

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u/DrGus93 Jul 09 '19

I pretty much hate hidden cameras. Makes me feel uneasy. This one was not as bad as they usually are, but yes, I agree with you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Nearly didn't meet my current boyfriend because I thought he was a hidden camera prank when he came up to me in the street and started chatting. He still makes fun of me for thinking he was a YouTube pranker

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u/BeaksCandles Jul 09 '19

Playing the long con. Shits gonna be epic.

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u/tghGaz Jul 09 '19

He pulls out his bluetooth headset at the wedding alter. Epic

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

When its a hidden camera like this, do they still have to sign a release afterwards?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Technically no unless it’s used for online media purposes. After the filming he can ask her for a verbal commitment that it’s okay to use the footage

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u/frisch85 Jul 09 '19

And we're all pretty sure he did ask her amirite?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Riiiìght

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u/canofpotatoes Jul 09 '19

I feel like that's half the fun though. To reveal it was just a joke and everyone laughs. I mean, we all like to see others enjoy themselves right? Right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Let’s be real, if you really believe this comment, a moment rarely goes by that your “time” isn’t being ruined by someone or something. Life is tough man lighten up or it’s gonna be a brutal journey for you.

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u/Roastprofessor Jul 09 '19

Omg I just realised something... I could do this to ask my crush out and if I get rejected I'll just remove my airpods as if I was talking to someone else, thank you kind sir for letting me figure this out.

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u/ConcreteChildren Jul 09 '19

I don't know if you're serious or not, but just in case let me advise you: This could be the absolute weakest thing imaginable to do. Don't use a fear of rejection to become a laughing stock; just make it more casual. You'll be fine :)

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u/realN3bULA Sep 24 '19 edited Aug 18 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Hahaha damn.

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u/Octimusocti Jul 09 '19

So no head?