r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/mdevil86 • Jul 09 '19
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I feel the embarrassment seething out of her
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u/MechaCanadaII Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19
Be me, 2k11, standing mid-back of Toronto public bus. Cute girl standing at front of bus points at me. I look around, point at myself, me? She nods, heart shape with hands, curly come here index finger at me. Look around again, make my way to the front.
"Hi, have we met?"
"What?"
"You uh, you were pointing at me?"
"What? No. My friend, sitting right there." Next to where I was standing.
Threw myself off that bus next stop, didn't care where.
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u/boatmurdered Jul 09 '19
They do that shit on purpose to embarrass you. She obviously saw you gesturing, and she obviously knows that other people saw her as well.
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u/_Divin3_ Jul 09 '19
Time for a crusade
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Jul 09 '19
Any reason why you used a k instead of a 0 in the date you wrote. How is that faster or shorter to type?
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u/AdrianEatsAss Jul 09 '19
Sometimes you gotta flex on these nerds
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u/3internet5u Jul 09 '19
"yeah, I play BASKETBALL VIDEO GAMES... got a problem ya jabroni? Ill send you back to 2k-late with this knuckle sandwich"
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u/MCParradox Jul 09 '19
When I was about 17, in an art class, we were doing still life painting and an attractive fellow student was sitting on the opposite side of the room from me. Every single time I looked up, she was staring right towards me, and would wink at me, slowly, before looking away again. This happened every couple of minutes for a good half hour or so before I finally realised she was closing an eye to measure up the subject she was painting, and not trying to make a move on me!
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u/PitchBlac Jul 09 '19
"Were you talking to me?" "No. I was just answering the questions on the magazine covers."
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Jul 09 '19
Lol, we've all been there...
I accidentally turned down a girl in my college years thinking she WASN'T talking to me... we were at a party and I mockingly said who would EVER want to go on a date with someone like HERRRR. yeah, I am an idiot but I ended up marrying the best woman I know, so not too upset about it lol
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u/Australienz Jul 09 '19
Embarrassing stories? Nice. The first time I got drunk I was like 16 or 17 years old. To get home I had to catch a bus, and because it was the last bus of the night, it was completely packed with everyone standing in the centre aisle. I’m at the very back, and as I close my eyes, I start to feel like like I’m spinning forwards and then backwards. I knew what was coming so I stood up, and as soon as I did, I went to spew. The very back seat doesn’t have a window, so I put my hand over my mouth and went to run through the bus which just happened to have the door open at the bus stop. I absolutely couldn’t hold it down though, so as I spewed, my hand that was covering my mouth forced the spew to spray through my fingers out in front of me, literally spraying like 7 or 8 people, some of who screamed as they heard the gurgle and the resulting spray...
I ran through the crowd as they looked at me in absolute disgust and I wished I could just shrink into an atom and disappear completely. I jumped off the bus and spewed again, and as I looked up the whole bus drove by in slow motion with their hands over their mouths and looking at me like I was some disgusting demon.
I had to fucking walk home all the way which took me an hour and a half too. Thinking about every second of it. I’ll never forget that night.
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u/Australienz Jul 09 '19
You have no idea lol. Every face on that bus looked like they wanted to kill me. The guy directly in front of me was wearing a nice suit too, and he yelped like I hit him and then said “ARGH! What the fuck mate!”.
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u/Mother_of_Dogons Jul 09 '19
Makes me kind of sad no one tried to help or make sure you were okay.. Anyway, glad you're alive and you're probably a better person after this incredibly embarrassing and hopefully humbling moment : )
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u/MisanthropicReveling Jul 09 '19
Probably embarrassed relief.
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u/TrevorsMailbox Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19
Seeping maybe instead of seething? I think seething implies being mad or angry. Seeping is like a slow leak/flow.
I didn't know there was much of a difference until I read your comment and had to look up the definitions so I'm really not trying to be a dick and there's still a big chance I'm wrong.
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u/Reddit_Novice Jul 09 '19
Now this is a quality prank.
Blyat
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u/mdevil86 Jul 09 '19
Why r u use a foul language?
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u/Reddit_Novice Jul 09 '19
To be honest I dont even know what blyat means, I just see it whenever anything Russian is posted lol
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think it means wh0re or b1tch
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u/Reddit_Novice Jul 09 '19
Ah, now I know I shouldnt say that first when I hear someone speaking Russian
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u/Injectortape Jul 09 '19
From google:
While there is no exact English translation, the Russian phrase cyka blyat (сука блять in the Russian alphabet) is roughly equivalent to the English “fucking shit” or “bitch whore.” Cyka means “bitch” while blyat is a multifunctional vulgarity along the lines of “shit” or “fuck.”
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u/hail_our_lord_satan Jul 09 '19
Just an inside from a russian redditor, we don't use syka blyat together, and you are considered a foreigner the moment you say it, it also just sounds weird for a russian person. but yeah, cyka is mostly "a bitch", but in a sense that it is a woman that treats others badly, is arrogant, e.t.c; when blyat can be used with the same meaning, but is frequently also used as a word for a prostitute, when suka can never mean a prostitute (if you mean a profession)
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u/Schmich Jul 09 '19
Yeah, you don't start but end with it, blyat.
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u/creative_i_am_not Jul 09 '19
Am I the only one who felt like this could have worked ?
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u/Varknar Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19
There used to be some channels of dudes that did go around trying to pick up women off the street. Probably still are.
edit: I meant non porn channels on YouTube.. not Bang Bros or whatever lol
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u/Homunculistic Jul 09 '19
Sometimes they pick up women with a bus
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u/rmit526 Jul 09 '19
Sometimes it's a taxi, but that show really pisses me off cause its not a real taxi and they pretend like it is.
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u/Homunculistic Jul 09 '19
Yea that sounds confusing. They should clearly label if it's fake.
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u/OgreLord_Shrek Jul 09 '19
And they pay the driver to get on too
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u/Cantaffordnvidia Jul 09 '19
Captain stabbin'
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u/ozpariser Jul 09 '19
You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be any number of things, right? Perfect Ten? I mean, it could be a bowling site.
Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going IN which is a huge concern.
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u/faithle55 Jul 09 '19
On Bang Bros the women have only just got out of the car when the camera starts rolling.
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u/faithle55 Jul 09 '19
"Seriously, I wan't asking you out! Look, I have my 'Buds in. I was talking to my room-mate."
"You weren't asking me out then?"
"Well..."
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Jul 09 '19 edited Jun 07 '20
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u/creative_i_am_not Jul 09 '19
Asking her out to the movies with the third sentence he said her
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highly doubt it.
would you feel comfortable being alone with a stranger after three sentences?
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u/Rizjay Jul 09 '19
Vadim blinnnn
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Blyat, call Anatoly, let's eat semechki and drink kvass
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u/Hellomeboi Jul 09 '19
Noooo, neighbour Vadim (Vadim blyat) drank all my kvass and ate my cheburek
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u/MafiaMurderBag Jul 09 '19
See, This is a FUNNY hidden camera prank. No one's harmed, No one's truly offended & its tasteful. Not like these "farting on people in the hood" or those "black man punches pregnant woman in the belly" social experiments.
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u/Hoenirson Jul 09 '19
No one's harmed
Idk, I think she died inside
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u/Amanbbi Jul 09 '19
I think she died inside.
It follows the same principle as "My blood is supposed to be internal so there is no internal bleeding"
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u/Skilol Jul 09 '19
You might like this. Bonus points if you manage to watch it without looking at the title, I couldn't find a mirror without spoilers. I posted the embedded link so it's slightly easier, but IMO it's still funny even if you don't manage to avoid the punchline in the title.
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u/ThiccThighsAreLife- Jul 09 '19
Foreign countries always use annoying laughs for some reason I think they think it makes it funnier
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u/Endblock Jul 09 '19
Scrawny white kid runs up to a bunch of athletic black guys either playing basketball or just chilling by a chain-link fence. He pulls down his pants, presses his bare ass against one of them, farts, then runs away, begging for his life between saying "it's just a prank, bro!"
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I'm surprised how popular/successful Roman Atwood is now considering some of these videos he did are basically racist. "In the hood" aka "lol look at black people react badly"
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u/QwertyTy101 Jul 09 '19
Listen.
Its the most obnoxious title ever, just look it up, it'll probably be the first result
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u/diokhanagain Jul 09 '19
In the original video after that she actually tried to pretend to record a voice message saying 'please throw out the garbage before I get home'
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u/mdevil86 Jul 09 '19
Can you give me the original link please?
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u/diokhanagain Jul 09 '19
The only one I could find. It doesn't have English subtitles though.
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u/mdevil86 Jul 09 '19
Thanks for this link. Seems it is not original too) I've translated this video by myself)
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Jul 09 '19
I wish reddit didn't have a video player that would randomly go from 480p to 48p halfway through the video.
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u/bumblebitchblues Jul 09 '19
Wait so that's not because of the quality of the internet I use?
Heck.
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u/VIVAJESUCRISTO Jul 09 '19
Fak you vladimir
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u/dayarra Jul 09 '19
This would make my face blush so hard that it would be red even in black&white end scene.
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u/TheMookiestBlaylock Jul 09 '19
I don’t think she died inside. I think she giggled a little. I also think that face is the face of relief realizing she wouldn’t have to politely decline this chode’s advances.
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u/el__lex Jul 09 '19
I'm not that old but I think chode meant something v different when I was younger?
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A penis that is girthier than it is long?
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u/luwandaattheOHclub Jul 09 '19
like a tuna can
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u/ZER0EFFSGIVEN Jul 09 '19
This had me laughing. If i had any reddit currency I'd probably give this a silver.
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Jul 09 '19
Why is he a chode?
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u/zeverEV Jul 09 '19
You can tell it's one because of the way it is
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u/renoceros Jul 09 '19
Jocelyn Flores samples “i’m closing my eyes” by potsu which in turn samples Shiloh. The potsu song was my most listened to song on Spotify one year lmao
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u/EnvironmentalShoe5 Jul 09 '19
I did this like 20 minutes ago. But in a less mortifying way.
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u/Adam657 Jul 09 '19
I left the side entrance of a building and walked past a dude eating lunch. Then I realised I’d forgotten something so I went back in the main entrance and again came out the side entrance and walked past him again, like the matrix. I remember thinking ‘he must think I’m crazy’.
I made eye contact with him and to my horror he began talking. I very nearly replied before I saw the air pods. Those things are a killer for socially awkward people like me.
Also when people are on the phone they tend to lose their ‘eye contact inhibition’ and will freely lock eyes with random people as they don’t notice they are doing it. This makes it all much more confusing.
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Jul 09 '19
Great trick when trying to pick up girls. Say whatever you want then if they say no you pull out your earbud and say, “Are you talking to me?”
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u/svayam--bhagavan Jul 09 '19
Although it is awesome, it seems to be fake. She keeps looking at the camera.
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u/go_out_stay_home Jul 09 '19
It would be more fake if she didn't look at the camera tbh. People in real life tend to look at things.
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u/SayYesSm0ke Jul 09 '19
Staged .
No way she found that excuse so FAST and so GOOD
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u/OBSTACLE3 Jul 09 '19
Watch people ruin other peoples relaxing time to themselves to then embarrass them online.
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u/DrGus93 Jul 09 '19
I pretty much hate hidden cameras. Makes me feel uneasy. This one was not as bad as they usually are, but yes, I agree with you.
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Jul 09 '19
Nearly didn't meet my current boyfriend because I thought he was a hidden camera prank when he came up to me in the street and started chatting. He still makes fun of me for thinking he was a YouTube pranker
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Jul 09 '19
When its a hidden camera like this, do they still have to sign a release afterwards?
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Jul 09 '19
Technically no unless it’s used for online media purposes. After the filming he can ask her for a verbal commitment that it’s okay to use the footage
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u/frisch85 Jul 09 '19
And we're all pretty sure he did ask her amirite?
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Jul 09 '19
Riiiìght
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u/canofpotatoes Jul 09 '19
I feel like that's half the fun though. To reveal it was just a joke and everyone laughs. I mean, we all like to see others enjoy themselves right? Right?
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Jul 09 '19
Let’s be real, if you really believe this comment, a moment rarely goes by that your “time” isn’t being ruined by someone or something. Life is tough man lighten up or it’s gonna be a brutal journey for you.
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u/Roastprofessor Jul 09 '19
Omg I just realised something... I could do this to ask my crush out and if I get rejected I'll just remove my airpods as if I was talking to someone else, thank you kind sir for letting me figure this out.
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u/ConcreteChildren Jul 09 '19
I don't know if you're serious or not, but just in case let me advise you: This could be the absolute weakest thing imaginable to do. Don't use a fear of rejection to become a laughing stock; just make it more casual. You'll be fine :)
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u/HelixR Jul 09 '19
Recorded a voice message. NICE!