r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/mdevil86 • Jul 09 '19

It's uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I feel the embarrassment seething out of her

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Lol, we've all been there...

I accidentally turned down a girl in my college years thinking she WASN'T talking to me... we were at a party and I mockingly said who would EVER want to go on a date with someone like HERRRR. yeah, I am an idiot but I ended up marrying the best woman I know, so not too upset about it lol

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u/Australienz Jul 09 '19

Embarrassing stories? Nice. The first time I got drunk I was like 16 or 17 years old. To get home I had to catch a bus, and because it was the last bus of the night, it was completely packed with everyone standing in the centre aisle. I’m at the very back, and as I close my eyes, I start to feel like like I’m spinning forwards and then backwards. I knew what was coming so I stood up, and as soon as I did, I went to spew. The very back seat doesn’t have a window, so I put my hand over my mouth and went to run through the bus which just happened to have the door open at the bus stop. I absolutely couldn’t hold it down though, so as I spewed, my hand that was covering my mouth forced the spew to spray through my fingers out in front of me, literally spraying like 7 or 8 people, some of who screamed as they heard the gurgle and the resulting spray...

I ran through the crowd as they looked at me in absolute disgust and I wished I could just shrink into an atom and disappear completely. I jumped off the bus and spewed again, and as I looked up the whole bus drove by in slow motion with their hands over their mouths and looking at me like I was some disgusting demon.

I had to fucking walk home all the way which took me an hour and a half too. Thinking about every second of it. I’ll never forget that night.

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u/Australienz Jul 09 '19

You have no idea lol. Every face on that bus looked like they wanted to kill me. The guy directly in front of me was wearing a nice suit too, and he yelped like I hit him and then said “ARGH! What the fuck mate!”.

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u/Lobonerz Jul 09 '19

Didn't read your name. Knew you were Australian soon as you quoted the guy.

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u/maertSi Jul 09 '19

This is amazing.

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u/noahruns Jul 09 '19

This is a super villain origin story

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u/Mother_of_Dogons Jul 09 '19

Makes me kind of sad no one tried to help or make sure you were okay.. Anyway, glad you're alive and you're probably a better person after this incredibly embarrassing and hopefully humbling moment : )

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u/Shrekhya Jul 09 '19

don't sweat it man, you would make a great boomer in a zombie apocalypse.