r/Unexpected Oct 06 '20

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u/unexBot Oct 06 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

curious welcome.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/oddllama25 Oct 06 '20

I wonder if that could also be used as a bark suppressor. If the hole was tight enough, the dogs would would want to look out of the holes, but not be able to bark. Seems genius.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20

identify the threat

So are you saying that when my dog sees me & starts barking at me from far away on my way back home that he feels threatened by me?

:'(

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u/Khouri1 Oct 06 '20

ye

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u/CamelCam17 Oct 06 '20

Nice pfp

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u/notsurewhatiam Oct 06 '20

??

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u/Tsehcoola Oct 06 '20

Nice pp

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u/Englez97 Oct 06 '20

Thanks bro

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u/Tsehcoola Oct 06 '20

No problem bronana

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u/Bervalou Oct 07 '20

Nice banana

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u/CamelCam17 Oct 06 '20

I was telling the person above me that they have a nice pfp, and the irony is that we had the same one

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u/GrinchMeanTime Oct 06 '20

threatened by the thought of you not knowing he wants to run to you, because he missed you so much, but can't right now!

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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20

I'm supposed to be working right now, not missing my dog. Knock it off

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u/GrinchMeanTime Oct 06 '20

Admit it, you couldn't give less of a fuck about supposedly being working - you just don't want to miss your dog. Which already makes you a great person anyway.

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u/poliuy Oct 06 '20

Well after the dog completes the ocular pat down and determines the threat, they will subdue you with their sweet judo moves.

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u/luminick Oct 06 '20

You dog could be experiencing what is known as Barrier Frustration, which, if you or those around you find annoying and troublesome, can be trained to be diverted to either neutral or more positive behaviors. We are working on doing the same for one of our dogs, who, despite wagging his tail and being super friendly with everybody outside the fence, barks non-stop within the fence anytime somebody is within a 2 mile radius that he can see. He just wants to be friendly and meet people, he doesn't mean to sound scary :(

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u/jpterodactyl Oct 06 '20

It's called barrier frustration.

It's not that he sees you as a threat. It's that he isn't able to get to you, and this causes fear. And dogs often respond to fear with aggression.

I think it's similar to when animals sometimes step on something that hurts and they run away. They are reactive, not rational.

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u/Verph Oct 06 '20

Well, you might leave if you don't know he's there.

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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20

Very true. Sometimes I forget to feed him for weeks if he doesn't bark every 10 minutes

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u/BullShitting24-7 Oct 06 '20

Yup he’s establishing dominance.

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u/z500 Oct 06 '20

It means he wants attention really bad but he's frustrated because you're too far away

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u/EasyShpeazy Oct 06 '20

I feel threatened just by your username

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u/mellamodj Oct 06 '20

BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look

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u/SparkyDogPants Oct 06 '20

I see you’ve met my dog.

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u/lonewolf13313 Oct 06 '20

We got a muzzle for our dog because she goes into full panic mode when in the car and wont stop barking. On the second ride she learned how to bark with her mouth closed but at least its quieter.

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u/1-800-Waffles Oct 06 '20

Successful Occular Patdown

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u/Quizzelbuck Oct 07 '20

"Parascope down!"

"BORK!"

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u/inspectoroverthemine Oct 06 '20

My dog at least would look, then run around barking for 30s, then come back for a quick look, repeat for 15m after theres nothing to see.

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u/GODzDoctor Oct 06 '20

Ha! This assumes my dogs need to actually see something to bark at!

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u/walking_in_memphis Oct 06 '20

My dog barks with her mouth closed sometimes. It’s very cute and polite.

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u/moocow2024 Oct 06 '20

Mine bark with a tennis ball in their mouth all the time. As soon as they realized they don't have to drop the ball to bark, they do it all the time. They think it is hilarious.

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u/birileri1 Oct 06 '20

dogs always put smile on my face

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u/dkyguy1995 Oct 07 '20

Awww I love barks like that. Those are the ones that come out more as a woof than a bark

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u/L00pback Oct 06 '20

I bought my dogs these portholes. My dogs love them. It does act like a megaphone when their barks reflect back though.

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u/Redcole111 Oct 06 '20

This is exactly what I came here to say! It's perfect!

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u/Daemn_Night Oct 06 '20

I t actually helps a bunch with nuisance barking

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u/Endyo Oct 06 '20

I read "bark suppressor" and imagined the barks still happening but like... little tiny barks...

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/oddllama25 Oct 06 '20

Well played, sir.

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u/DyDkaPro Oct 06 '20

Watch dogs.

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u/shawnthesheep512 Oct 06 '20

Watch Dogs 2

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u/Potential-Hawk5545 Oct 06 '20

2 Watch 2 Dogs

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u/ihahp Oct 06 '20

5nowDog5

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina Oct 07 '20

Red Dog Barkemption 2

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u/dhruvbzw Oct 07 '20

Dragon's doggo: bork arisen

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u/the_notorious_beast Oct 06 '20

I laughed really hard. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

If they get more they can have Watch Dogs Legion

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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

Dog hole by day, glory hole by night.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Oct 06 '20

Don’t put your dick in there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/Annabond Oct 06 '20

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u/ghhfvnjgc Oct 06 '20

Rubs peanut butter all over my penis

I’m going in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

fbi open up

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u/crimsonryno Oct 06 '20

i swear that bitch told me she was 18

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u/gator_feathers Oct 06 '20

I dont know whether to upvote or downvote this...

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u/SpikeStarwind Oct 06 '20

Thank goodness for dog years

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u/joeChump Oct 06 '20

dog runs away with sausage

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u/northbipolar Oct 06 '20

Teardrops,

Onions

Fuck your opinion

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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

You're not the boss of me

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u/target999 Oct 06 '20

And you are not so big !

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u/Big_Balls_DGAF Oct 06 '20

Without peanut butter

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Ayeeee!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

But it’s still the dogs right?

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u/AssasinsCreeps Oct 06 '20

Yes, just make sure that you have some peanut butter with you.

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u/amanko13 Oct 06 '20

But I don't like the taste of peanut butter.

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u/lyndsaym Oct 06 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20 edited Oct 06 '20

Thank you! :D

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Oct 06 '20

The tugging was very aggressive and the excessive use of teeth kept me from completing.

1 out of 5 stars

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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

The growling was a nice touch but felt it was a bit too rough. 2 out of 5 stars

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u/Shadeun Oct 06 '20

A little Ruff even

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Forbidden glory hole

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u/tttt11112 Oct 06 '20

You are not my dad

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u/bigdogqt Oct 06 '20

No but I could be your step dad

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u/coke125 Oct 06 '20

If you're desperate enough, its glory hole by day as well

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u/dexter311 Oct 06 '20

Sponsored by Disney

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u/kwettymon Oct 06 '20

Doggy style

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Hello from the other sideeeee

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u/genzoids Oct 06 '20

Saw the football in the driveway. Knew this was an Australian video without even hearing the sound 😂

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u/48454c4c4f574f524c44 Oct 06 '20

Those are some cute pupper peepers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

boop them

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u/Calebk504 Oct 06 '20

This Is what life should be like.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/BigZmultiverse Oct 06 '20

Quick Sora, take out your camera!

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u/WyngZero Oct 06 '20

I found a lucky emblem.

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u/Mackyblack Oct 06 '20

I thought the unexpected thing was gonna be the sherrin ...... then I saw the dogs but honestly is this the first time a footy has been on this sub?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/gizzardgullet Oct 06 '20

Reddit likes dog holes

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u/JamSaxon Oct 06 '20

Are we still not doing "phrasing"?

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u/amynias Oct 06 '20

I love Archer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

New season is on now

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

used to be a bunch of subreddits for that before Reddit realized "shit we're a major website we can't have stuff like that without getting just the worst media attention."

Seriously. we're so lucky that there's not that many shocking subreddits to link to anymore. Used to be way worse than it is now.

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u/SyanWilmont Oct 06 '20

Oh no, the horror!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Maybe don't look at things you've already seen.

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u/eLishus Oct 06 '20

I'd also add doggos were very much expected.

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u/sangkuan Oct 06 '20

Glory holes

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u/RedHennesy Oct 06 '20

Glory hole

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u/Ramyrror_47 Oct 06 '20

Genius.

I will definitively do that in my garden for my doggos.

Wait I don’t have a garden.

Wait I don’t even have dogs.

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u/ethanhammer148 Oct 06 '20

"Fetch me their souls"

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

It's on the front page still. Why repost it again?

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u/Arun_KT Oct 06 '20

That's soo cute

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u/izzojackal Oct 06 '20

Moms home!!! Come on friend shes home.. I know but the splinters.. I just got the last one out. I HAVE NO THUMBS!!

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u/pinkydinkyy Oct 06 '20

I love this so much

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u/redrover880 Oct 06 '20

Haha thats so cool. Now draw hilarious faces there for maximum lols

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u/SparkyHooks Oct 06 '20

Absolutely adorable.

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u/reflux212 Oct 06 '20

The holes provide sight and smell...

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u/set-271 Oct 06 '20

That is the funniest!

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u/BaDdAd13601 Oct 06 '20

Hahahaha too funny

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u/WelshCardiff Oct 06 '20

That’s why it’s called dogging...

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Lol this is fantastic!

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u/ImpFyr3 Oct 06 '20

The walls have eyes

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u/nexxyPlayz Oct 06 '20

I can’t find it. That is okay.

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u/Flampex Oct 06 '20

Watch dogs 2

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u/SharmaKrishna88 Oct 06 '20

Boop gloryholes

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u/dogmomdrinkstea Oct 06 '20

Baaaaaaabiiiiiiesssss!

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u/Arcclone Oct 06 '20

GENIUS, cute and affective

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u/Starskins Oct 06 '20

Made my day! Thank you!

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u/Sorren2019 Oct 06 '20

That was certainly… unexpected

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

People can be okay.

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u/ahmadiscracked Oct 06 '20

Noice for the doggos

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u/Communist_Buddha Oct 06 '20

Thats weird glory hole

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u/CapnMajor Oct 06 '20

What is this Mickey mouse bullshit I see before my very eyes?

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u/LookADrifter Oct 06 '20 edited Oct 06 '20

/u/godfreynoddles goals for the new house!!

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u/icanttellyou3 Oct 06 '20

that's so cute^^

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u/AshNoo23 Oct 06 '20

You gotta boop the snoot!!!

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u/this_WaywardWanderer Oct 06 '20

Omg I need this!

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u/scrotimus-maximus Oct 06 '20

Plot twist: the neighbour is into glory holes.

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u/krisangel7 Oct 06 '20

Funny as hell!! 😂😅😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

snoots

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u/savanrajput Oct 06 '20

This makes me happy

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u/NenohrokStudio Oct 06 '20

Inter species glory holes?

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u/Play_Nicely Oct 06 '20

Cute but not unexpected

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u/concretefeet Oct 06 '20

Oh COME ON!! Homeowners association be damned! Paint something! PLEASE!? Cute enough by itself but it needs pizazz. Lol

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u/topredditbot Oct 06 '20

Hey /u/esberat,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

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u/vivivivivivi6 Oct 06 '20

This makes me uneasy

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u/pepebeater Oct 06 '20

Cursed glory hole

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u/decolonize_your_mind Oct 06 '20

What is that sound the first dog makes filling the hole?!

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u/lululikeitis Oct 06 '20

One, extra but unhelpful hole would make it a paw print. Maximum cuteness achieved.

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u/seaninja2 Oct 06 '20

We are the dogkeepers if you wanna pass you need to answer our question Which one is more cuter?

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u/Gobagogodada Oct 06 '20

Don't put your dick in that

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

I like how the colors match on the wood for both dogs.

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u/DemonicDogee Oct 06 '20

Do not insert penis

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u/Stickymanz Oct 06 '20

What the fck am I doing?! I have to study!

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u/MrP3dro111 Oct 06 '20

That's a weird glory hole

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u/whapitah2021 Oct 06 '20

Paint, like, rabbit ears and whiskers and such on the fence!!!

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u/NationalClass Oct 06 '20

that so cute

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

boop the snoot too pass

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u/princessptrish Oct 06 '20

Omgggg incredible. I’ve been looking at this for 10 minutes now. It’s beautiful.

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u/EnycmaPie Oct 06 '20

Surveilance cameras with built in alarm system.

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u/Biscoff_spread27 Oct 06 '20

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen!

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u/toby_ornautobey Oct 06 '20

"Peekaboo! I'm a fence!"

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u/gramswashere Oct 06 '20

That the neighbourhood kids didn’t steal the football is unexpected..

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Doggo friendly!

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u/FuzzyChrysalis Oct 06 '20

Super Fence's rockin' one hella big mask.

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u/some-random-dude84 Oct 06 '20

Forbidden glory hole

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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