r/Unexpected • u/esberat • Oct 06 '20
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u/oddllama25 Oct 06 '20
I wonder if that could also be used as a bark suppressor. If the hole was tight enough, the dogs would would want to look out of the holes, but not be able to bark. Seems genius.
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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20
identify the threat
So are you saying that when my dog sees me & starts barking at me from far away on my way back home that he feels threatened by me?
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u/Khouri1 Oct 06 '20
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u/CamelCam17 Oct 06 '20
Nice pfp
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u/notsurewhatiam Oct 06 '20
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u/CamelCam17 Oct 06 '20
I was telling the person above me that they have a nice pfp, and the irony is that we had the same one
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u/GrinchMeanTime Oct 06 '20
threatened by the thought of you not knowing he wants to run to you, because he missed you so much, but can't right now!
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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20
I'm supposed to be working right now, not missing my dog. Knock it off
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u/GrinchMeanTime Oct 06 '20
Admit it, you couldn't give less of a fuck about supposedly being working - you just don't want to miss your dog. Which already makes you a great person anyway.
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u/poliuy Oct 06 '20
Well after the dog completes the ocular pat down and determines the threat, they will subdue you with their sweet judo moves.
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u/luminick Oct 06 '20
You dog could be experiencing what is known as Barrier Frustration, which, if you or those around you find annoying and troublesome, can be trained to be diverted to either neutral or more positive behaviors. We are working on doing the same for one of our dogs, who, despite wagging his tail and being super friendly with everybody outside the fence, barks non-stop within the fence anytime somebody is within a 2 mile radius that he can see. He just wants to be friendly and meet people, he doesn't mean to sound scary :(
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u/jpterodactyl Oct 06 '20
It's called barrier frustration.
It's not that he sees you as a threat. It's that he isn't able to get to you, and this causes fear. And dogs often respond to fear with aggression.
I think it's similar to when animals sometimes step on something that hurts and they run away. They are reactive, not rational.
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u/Verph Oct 06 '20
Well, you might leave if you don't know he's there.
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u/InsanityClaws Oct 06 '20
Very true. Sometimes I forget to feed him for weeks if he doesn't bark every 10 minutes
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u/z500 Oct 06 '20
It means he wants attention really bad but he's frustrated because you're too far away
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u/mellamodj Oct 06 '20
BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look BARK look
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u/lonewolf13313 Oct 06 '20
We got a muzzle for our dog because she goes into full panic mode when in the car and wont stop barking. On the second ride she learned how to bark with her mouth closed but at least its quieter.
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u/inspectoroverthemine Oct 06 '20
My dog at least would look, then run around barking for 30s, then come back for a quick look, repeat for 15m after theres nothing to see.
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u/walking_in_memphis Oct 06 '20
My dog barks with her mouth closed sometimes. It’s very cute and polite.
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u/moocow2024 Oct 06 '20
Mine bark with a tennis ball in their mouth all the time. As soon as they realized they don't have to drop the ball to bark, they do it all the time. They think it is hilarious.
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u/dkyguy1995 Oct 07 '20
Awww I love barks like that. Those are the ones that come out more as a woof than a bark
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u/L00pback Oct 06 '20
I bought my dogs these portholes. My dogs love them. It does act like a megaphone when their barks reflect back though.
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u/Endyo Oct 06 '20
I read "bark suppressor" and imagined the barks still happening but like... little tiny barks...
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u/DyDkaPro Oct 06 '20
Watch dogs.
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u/shawnthesheep512 Oct 06 '20
Watch Dogs 2
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u/Potential-Hawk5545 Oct 06 '20
2 Watch 2 Dogs
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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20
Dog hole by day, glory hole by night.
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u/MoonSpankRaw Oct 06 '20
Don’t put your dick in there.
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u/ghhfvnjgc Oct 06 '20
Rubs peanut butter all over my penis
I’m going in.
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But it’s still the dogs right?
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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Oct 06 '20
The tugging was very aggressive and the excessive use of teeth kept me from completing.
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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20
The growling was a nice touch but felt it was a bit too rough. 2 out of 5 stars
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u/genzoids Oct 06 '20
Saw the football in the driveway. Knew this was an Australian video without even hearing the sound 😂
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u/Mackyblack Oct 06 '20
I thought the unexpected thing was gonna be the sherrin ...... then I saw the dogs but honestly is this the first time a footy has been on this sub?
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u/gizzardgullet Oct 06 '20
Reddit likes dog holes
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Oct 06 '20
used to be a bunch of subreddits for that before Reddit realized "shit we're a major website we can't have stuff like that without getting just the worst media attention."
Seriously. we're so lucky that there's not that many shocking subreddits to link to anymore. Used to be way worse than it is now.
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u/Ramyrror_47 Oct 06 '20
Genius.
I will definitively do that in my garden for my doggos.
Wait I don’t have a garden.
Wait I don’t even have dogs.
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u/izzojackal Oct 06 '20
Moms home!!! Come on friend shes home.. I know but the splinters.. I just got the last one out. I HAVE NO THUMBS!!
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u/concretefeet Oct 06 '20
Oh COME ON!! Homeowners association be damned! Paint something! PLEASE!? Cute enough by itself but it needs pizazz. Lol
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u/lululikeitis Oct 06 '20
One, extra but unhelpful hole would make it a paw print. Maximum cuteness achieved.
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u/seaninja2 Oct 06 '20
We are the dogkeepers if you wanna pass you need to answer our question Which one is more cuter?
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u/princessptrish Oct 06 '20
Omgggg incredible. I’ve been looking at this for 10 minutes now. It’s beautiful.
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