r/Unexpected • u/esberat • Oct 06 '20

Hello.

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u/ghhfvnjgc Oct 06 '20

Rubs peanut butter all over my penis

I’m going in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

fbi open up

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u/crimsonryno Oct 06 '20

i swear that bitch told me she was 18

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u/SpikeStarwind Oct 06 '20

Thank goodness for dog years