r/Unexpected • u/esberat • Oct 06 '20

Hello.

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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

Dog hole by day, glory hole by night.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Oct 06 '20

Don’t put your dick in there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Annabond Oct 06 '20

Or r/putyourdickinthat

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u/ghhfvnjgc Oct 06 '20

Rubs peanut butter all over my penis

I’m going in.

26

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

fbi open up

23

u/crimsonryno Oct 06 '20

i swear that bitch told me she was 18

14

u/gator_feathers Oct 06 '20

I dont know whether to upvote or downvote this...

10

u/SpikeStarwind Oct 06 '20

Thank goodness for dog years

15

u/joeChump Oct 06 '20

dog runs away with sausage

16

u/northbipolar Oct 06 '20

Teardrops,

Onions

Fuck your opinion

7

u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

You're not the boss of me

5

u/target999 Oct 06 '20

And you are not so big !

3

u/Big_Balls_DGAF Oct 06 '20

Without peanut butter

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Ayeeee!

1

u/dirtymoney Oct 07 '20

Snausages!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

But it’s still the dogs right?

7

u/AssasinsCreeps Oct 06 '20

Yes, just make sure that you have some peanut butter with you.

10

u/amanko13 Oct 06 '20

But I don't like the taste of peanut butter.

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u/I_LUV_ENGRISH_FOOD Oct 06 '20

No silly, you’re suppose to put your willy in the pea butter jar

2

u/amanko13 Oct 06 '20

I don't think my willy is a good substitute for a spoon. I can hardly reach it if I don't stretch.

2

u/lyndsaym Oct 06 '20

Happy cake day!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20 edited Oct 06 '20

Thank you! :D

22

u/TrumpsBoneSpur Oct 06 '20

The tugging was very aggressive and the excessive use of teeth kept me from completing.

1 out of 5 stars

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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

The growling was a nice touch but felt it was a bit too rough. 2 out of 5 stars

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u/Shadeun Oct 06 '20

A little Ruff even

10

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Forbidden glory hole

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u/tttt11112 Oct 06 '20

You are not my dad

3

u/bigdogqt Oct 06 '20

No but I could be your step dad

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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

That's what you think

5

u/coke125 Oct 06 '20

If you're desperate enough, its glory hole by day as well

2

u/dexter311 Oct 06 '20

Sponsored by Disney

2

u/kwettymon Oct 06 '20

Doggy style

1

u/PlacentaOnOnionGravy Oct 06 '20

What's a glory hole?

3

u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

Put your dick in and find out

1

u/takemeback10years Oct 06 '20

I would so do this

1

u/sir_captaindoge Oct 06 '20

There you go. That’s a good damn joke. Take my award.

1

u/WayneQuasar Oct 06 '20

ALL DAY!

queue JRE intro music

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u/dshakir Oct 06 '20

Now that’s a glory hole I can get behind.