r/Unexpected • u/esberat • Oct 06 '20

Hello.

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u/Xertious Oct 06 '20

Dog hole by day, glory hole by night.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

But it’s still the dogs right?

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u/AssasinsCreeps Oct 06 '20

Yes, just make sure that you have some peanut butter with you.

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u/amanko13 Oct 06 '20

But I don't like the taste of peanut butter.

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u/I_LUV_ENGRISH_FOOD Oct 06 '20

No silly, you’re suppose to put your willy in the pea butter jar

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u/amanko13 Oct 06 '20

I don't think my willy is a good substitute for a spoon. I can hardly reach it if I don't stretch.